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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 21h
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 16h
Margaret Hamilton, who led the team that wrote the code that put humans on the moon, has died at 90 🕊️
A black and white photograph of Margaret Hamilton standing next to a tall stack of printed computer code, which reaches nearly to her height.President Barack Obama places a gold star medal with a blue ribbon around the neck of Margaret Hamilton, who smiles while wearing glasses and a dark speckled top.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Willie Nelson endorses James Talarico: “I've gotten to know James Talarico. He's a good man, who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote and vote for James Talarico.“
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Melina @melinab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incredible life.... RIP www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/o...
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Margaret Hamilton, Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions, Has Died (Gift Article)
Margaret Hamilton, the first female programmer hired to work on the space project at M.I.T., was 90.
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Iain MacCallum @iainmaccallum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The orange plague! Oh I really hope he hears about this..
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John Swolltrane 🫠 @pigeonhistorian.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
an orangutan riding a lil yellow bike behind a child who is running away and screaming. the child has text that says "people who say the listen to all genres" while the orangutan giving chase on a lil bike says "FREE JAZZ"
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs..
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi Everybody Today 😊
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Byrne is no stranger to bringing extraordinary ideas to life. But what about ideas that are ahead of their time? How do we reawaken them? Flora chatted with David about his new book “Sleeping Beauties: Why Good Ideas Go Dormant and How They Wake Up,” and which ideas resonated with him most.
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ucpete @ucpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phish Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall Atlantic City, NJ October 4, 2026 The Squirming Coil outro: the moment when Page walked over to play the famous pipe organ - the largest and loudest instrument on earth - not played publicly in almost a century ... moving Page to tears. Gorgeous stuff #phish #weeping
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what I'm talking about. Dave Grohl recognized Jack Smith as a hero. 🔥
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're one month out from Election Day. Listen to Willie. Vote for change this year.
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy…
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8th ANNUAL YOUNG COMEDIANS’ SHOW

1983

John Sweets introduces HBO viewers to comedy's class of
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A digital simulation of letter pressed wood type. An ornate border surrounding various typefaces spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’ including sun and moon designs and two beer bottles.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a golden retriever.. 😅
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the leadership level anyway the two parties are "represents billionaires with openly racist beliefs" and "represents billionaires who have mostly submerged their racist and genocidal beliefs." Which is why you can't get any party leadership to sign up for transformative change the people want.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus Christ, what an abomination. Everyone involved in making this happen should take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask what kind of person they really are.
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the irish mitski @sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It starts SMALL. Tell your fellow men to stop it when they engage in verbal rape culture (“jokes” and comments). Call out homophobia and racism too, they often go hand-in-hand with rape culture. Don’t think that you are immune just because you’ve never raped a woman.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baby elephant taking a bath.. 😊
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JamBase @jambase.com · 30/09/2026
Unreleased Bob Weir recordings are on the way. A 10th anniversary edition of ‘Blue Mountain’ pairs studio material with Campfire Tour performances. Hear the first preview, Weir's final public performance of a Bob Dylan classic ...
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Bob Weir’s ‘Blue Mountain’ Deluxe Edition Unearths Unreleased Studio & Live Recordings
Bob Weir’s ‘Blue Mountain’ gets a deluxe edition November 20 featuring unreleased studio recordings and Campfire Tour performances.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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Phil's Wristband @philswristband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOLY SHIT that was a great game! GO BRONCOS
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a way.. 😅
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Phil's Wristband @philswristband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything is Bullshit
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Phil's Wristband @philswristband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GOD BLESS WILLIE NELSON ❤️
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Phil's Wristband @philswristband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neil rockin Powderfinger at Farm Aid right now! Willie coming up!
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#ImportantMap
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning sunshines 🌞
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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nugs @nugs.net · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day 🎉 Leftover Salmon and Lindsay Lou came together at Ionia Freak Fair for a beautiful rendition of "9-5" and the full set is now available to watch on-demand in the nugs app 📺 Watch anytime at nugs.net/leftoversalmon
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEW: Denver is once again considering a mass surveillance system contract just under the amount that would trigger City Council review. @spencersoicher.bsky.social reports:
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.
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zamboni @zamboni-jonez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you dont need ai to make your ideas come to life you can just say words and make pictures appear in peoples minds
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
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Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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