Reposted by Phill PE
Excellent read on the Cornell case here
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-...
gq-magazine.co.uk
The Cornell case is relevant to all men – even you
With another rape investigation in the news, we need a change of culture across the board
![[Scene is ICE CREAM VAN, a DAD and his child are at front of queue]
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DAD [to kid]:
What would you like then darling?
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DAD:
Would you like an ice cr-
ICE CREAM MAN:
Cut the crap.
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DAD:
Sorry?
ICE CREAM MAN:
Let’s stop pretending, yeah?
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ICE CREAM MAN:
*You* want an ice cream, don’t ya.
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ICE CREAM MAN:
You, a grown adult, want an ice cream.
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ICE CREAM MAN:
A special ice cream with spwinkles and a choccy bar pushed into the top, just for you.
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ICE CREAM MAN:
To eat in the street. In your *forties*.
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ICE CREAM MAN:
You pretend you’re here for your kids, but it’s always for you.
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ICE CREAM MAN:
I’ve given up appealing to kids with cartoon characters on my van
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Just drawn creepy pictures of *your* favourites instead
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[Show the side of his van with a weird airbrushed painting on the side. It depicts the hideous, badly drawn, distorted faces of Fiona Bruce, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Micah Richards, Richard Ayoade and Noel Gallagher]
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DAD:
Is that… Fiona Bruce?
ICE CREAM MAN:
You love her.
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