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ceej @ceej.online · 11/05/2024
lord help me I’m thinkin’ ‘bout a bean hole
a diagram describing a “bean hole,” where you bury a pot of beans into a hole filled with embers and let them cook
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wayneref99.bsky.social @wayneref99.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
2 wins in last 18 for Newcastle vs Brighton. Our record against them is fantastic. We are on a cracking run and Newcastle aren't, and their season looks like its petering out, while we are pushing for Europe.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
was moved to recreate this absolutely unhinged cd I burned in 8th grade
screenshot of an apple music playlist:

1. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
2. All the Small Things - blink-182
3. Main Theme from Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn - Michael Hoenig
4. Freak On a Leash - Korn
5. Fat - Weird Al
6. Sandstorm (Radio Edit) - Darude
7. Jumper - Third Eye Blind
8. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
9. Car Salesman - The Jerky Boys
10. Come Sail Away - Styx
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This was good, being back at work is not as good
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@neiljackman.bsky.social some old as piss rocks for you
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Been on full tourist mode for the past couple of days, walking 8-10 miles back and forth over the same couple of square miles, port tastings, pastel de nata, churches, vinho verde. Pile it all on
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@goalmine.bsky.social you have Villa - Palace as a Friday KO, it's Sunday, there's no Friday game this week
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Goal Mine (Beta) @goalmine.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Thanks for all the people that have joined so far. goalmine.replit.app ✅ Each week, pick a player ⚽️ If they score a goal, you score a point 👆 Only pick them once all season so pick carefully 🎉 Most points at the end of the season wins Trying to keep the fantastic @goalscorerc.bsky.social going
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@goalmine.bsky.social hello! Will the picks in your game be prem fixtures only or will there be gameweeks during international breaks?
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Last day of the stag do vibes
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/07/2025
fantastic foreskins
tweet screenshot:

“Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEX”
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@janhopis.bsky.social curious as to what footwear you've gone with for the camino?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"A lifetime bitch" is an amazing insult.
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
A good weekend for wildlife, plenty of butterflies with first sighting of a small tortoiseshell of the year (can't believe this a rare treat nowadays). 100s of ashy mining bees and a few tawny. Finally what I think was an alder leaf beetle
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
what's the best email you've ever received? i'll go first.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Petition for FPL to add this warning when you select more than one Spurs player
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Dumbass Bot @philhenderson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Lurching from one gameweek to the next with no luck at all lately. 😩 #FPL
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as
"Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator.
"The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
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