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Dragon Crab

@phastinemoon.bsky.social
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I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies. And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.

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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 4h
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Affectionate Cats Grooming on Blanket
ALT: Affectionate Cats Grooming on Blanket
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 9h
Remember when they would advertise their Internet provider services using The Roadrunner?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 16h
It’s so, so unfair that we have to make a selection in the “gender” section, and can’t just leave it at “Select one”
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 18h
Someone else has a good take on the show and its premise that… honestly, DOES appeal to me, but I understand how it can be whiplash for anyone expecting the Green Lantern version of “Superman 2025” youtube.com/shorts/q1GE9...
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"Lanterns" is Anti Space Cop
YouTube video by Zaid Tabani
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19h
Two things that get me weepy and emotional: the full moon, and karaoke nights
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I Just Have A Lot Of Feelings - Mean Girls
ALT: I Just Have A Lot Of Feelings - Mean Girls
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 19h
I want to argue as a SW fan… but I guess I also have first hand experience of how much we suck.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 20h
Nah, you just normal. Humans are all freaks, one way or another.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 22h
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I Got You
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23h
Do they have to be attached?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23h
Someone who you follow to post another cat picture?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 23h
…the jokes write themselves!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know that GBBO is considered higher class than that, but I wouldn’t put it past some of the vultures running the BBC.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember reading an anecdote about a journalist who did a really great interview with someone; and the next day, her bosses at the network called her to scold her because they had gotten complaints that she had her hair in a ponytail during the broadcast. So… maybe engagement bait?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are pearl necklaces and earring sets a thing in the Steven Universe world; or do the Gems see it like how we would see human bones being worn as jewelry? Or would it be like how we see the Goth crowd wearing fake bones as jewelry?
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very cute, very cool
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoever’s running this account isn’t getting paid enough for their work!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"When an eel meets a horse And they have intercourse That's a moray" - Dean Martin, The Caddy (1953)
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It looks like Maxx managed to somehow project a boop onto Charlotte’s nose, just by virtue of her little face spot! Poetic!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cute Bears Hugging Animation
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least this is easy to spot as faked
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That little face! I wanna boop that nose!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, hear me out: Tim Burton and Henry Selick remaking all the Rankin-Bass stop-motion features!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aww, he’s a good boy
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’d still be super funny, tho.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A person who believes Black/brown/queer/female/etc. ppl are inescapably inferior believes that cuz they NEED to. Not cuz it was the most rational conclusion give the observable data. Can that change? Sure. But it's not gonna be me personally indulging their bullshit over din-din that's gonna do it.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But is she GOOD is the important question!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Artist: Roz Chast from The New Yorker
The image shows a black-and-white cartoon titled "The Mind-Body Problem" drawn by Roz Chast for The New Yorker.
It depicts a person slouching on a couch who says "No" in a speech bubble while their mind or head, leaning back, says "Get up."
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…that’s a very specific niche, of which I have a limited sample size. The only other “shrinking” stories I know of are “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” (no cat) and “The Incredible Shrinking Man” (not this kind of cat)
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next time I hear about a certain someone “playing 5-D chess” I’m gonna remind them that it’s just as common for complete novices to win against masters, just because they’re unpredictable and stupid.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At MOST, the cat is an antagonist.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eh… not really - same way that, say, Jason Voorhees’ machete or Leatherface’s chainsaw isn’t a villain that doesn’t get redemption. …it makes sense, in context.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bless the kind neighbor!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s both humbling and deeply sad that even cats do emotional labor for the creatures around them. I’ll light a candle that her meds get there quickly, and that your other kitties are dealing with it well.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tara has said on stream many times that she’s already been blessed with her father returning to her, in the form of Simba. If it happened once, maybe it could happen again!
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know about this movie… the cat is not the villain.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/10/2026
FYI: One of Tara's cats, Peggy, was diagnosed with inoperable cancer. That diagnosis was expensive. She's now going to be in palliative care for the next few weeks. Tara could use a hand.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t forget fire safety, if you get into candle magic
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leonardo da Vinci.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She almost certainly wants comfort and loving, as well as knowing that she wants to comfort you. Hope that both the girls are getting all the cuddles
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New favorite saying: “No such thing as bad weather; only bad clothing”
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is, of course, easy to say now that I’m on the other side of getting hired and acclimated. Seeing “signs” is usually human emotional reasoning disguised as rationalizing; it could just as easily be bad luck. Only you can make the call.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fwiw - I had that experience with a job this year - got laid off in April, but I’ve now started a new one at a company that treats the employees better, has a much better environment, a better scheduling balance… Maybe it’s more of a sign to move on to something better?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IF AND ONLY IF anybody wants to help cover the costs, I do have Venmo. I don’t feel right doing a GFM. It even feels weird doing this. 😬 venmo.com/u/Tara-Deeni...
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Tara Deenihan | @Tara-Deenihan
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season has begun! Commence the dance of our people!
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Skeleton Dance
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Dragon Crab @phastinemoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, no - you’re on to something here!
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