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Petra Phoenix

@petraphoenix.bsky.social
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Tiny Dog companion, Sporadic Twitch streamer, ADHD and chronic pain haver, Quaker Dignified Goblin I wish to move to the Discworld now please Based in the UK

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws
Little gray cat paws on a pink bedsheet. They’re very round and small
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You know that person you keep meaning to message but never get round to? Perhaps do it now, whilst you're thinking about it.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This time last year my brother was still alive. I could have given him a call. I didn't though as how could I have known that in a few days from then he would die a horrific death trying to save his son. I will regret not speaking to him more until the day I die.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just remembering how we were taught in church that computers were evil and part of the mark of Satan. My childhood really was batshit. #Exvangelical
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A few weeks ago I had very little knowledge of tariffs and how they work. This was clearly Somebody Else's Problem. *sighs wistfully
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My nephew is with us for a week. He loves to hug people, but only once he has decided you are one of his people. Last time he was here for the week I got one hug. I have already had several in the last 24 hours. Life is not all bad. These moments are beautiful.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You don't think you want to read this thread, but trust me, you do! Fascinating stuff
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
*tries to walk without rhythm, accidentally walks in perfect 17/93 time* *Sandworm with a beret, a black turtleneck and a soul patch rises up out the sand and eats me*
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Nope, I can't keep scrolling. Time to log off and watch dinnerladies.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Anything by Mariah Carey, but apart from that: Whigfield - Saturday Night or Extreme - More Than Words
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fucking hell. It's all a bit much eh?
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Aurora Does (S)Words @aifendragon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Incidentally, anyone looking to form an anarchist group could do worse than reading Quaker Faith and Practise, particularly the General Counsel on Church Affairs. Four hundred years of horizontal organisation has taught some valuable lessons.
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Quakers in Britain @quaker.org.uk · 28/03/2025
🚨 Outrage as 20 police officers break into Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrest six. 🚨 This shocking violation of a place of worship is a direct result of crackdowns on protest and dissent - freedom of speech, assembly and democracy are at risk.🕊️ 👉 www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
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Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House
Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If this can happen in a place of worship, to quakers, it can happen to anybody, anywhere. Quakers are known for their peacemaking. They do not tend towards violent protest. Democracy is under serious threat www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
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Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House
Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Just remembering the time Youngest child was reading Hogfather for the first time, and came to me crying with laughter, unable to speak. Every time tried to tell me what was so funny he'd start laughing again. What had caused this? The concept of Towel Wasps. #GNUTerryPratchett
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/03/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "at this point i'm a shitshow connoisseur"
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Someone's deadname is none of your business. Do not use it. Do not go looking for it. I do not care who they are. DO NOT USE IT. If someone trusts you with their deadname, never break that trust by revealing it to anyone at all. That is not your thing to share
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I wrote a piece for The Daily Tism! Look at me go! Also, like, do give it a read, yeah
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Beginning to consider the possibility that I have been cursed. How many things can happen in a year?
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Oh no! I just realised. Elon is treating the entire planet as an idle game.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Something is making a mechanical chirping noise. I cannot find the thing that is chirping. I can hear it in my room. What the hell is it?
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This really is a good podcast, I have learnt things about myself, and had to stop the car because Guy and Cat made me laugh so much. There's very little Garfield content - don't let that put you off!
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Yesterday I had to sort out the shit we have in the cupboards either side of the chimney in the front room so we could move the cupboards to get in behind them. I've completed that task, but somehow I now have 2 other rooms that appear to be mid sort. FFS.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Actual footage of me trying to sort out and tidy up my stuff
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I was reminded earlier about how, growing up in church, we were not allowed to be on our own in a room with an unrelated man. It is no wonder all these white cishet male christian lawmakers have trouble understanding that women are people too
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Christ alive, this is apt. Just one day. It's not too much to ask
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Been sorting out today. Found 3 #knitting WIPs I'd totally forgotten existed. They were inside a cupboard so had obviously ceased to exist for me
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Frank McNally @frankie49.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Happy St Patrick’s Day. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbu...
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Danny Boy
YouTube video by Blakwulf
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Excuse me, ADHD folks. Somewhere you have a coffee going cold. Good luck finding it whilst you still remember what you're looking for. (This post is brought to you by me looking up and remembering my coffee is sat there)
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This picture, wow! Yeah, the 90s really were a thing
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
For some people it’s a blow JOB, for others it’s a blowcation.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Today I was stronger than the brain worms and batch cooked chilli. I win this round. Same time tomorrow my invertebrate enemies, same time tomorrow.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Getting slightly concerned that when we beat all the AI baddies,the final boss of this level is going to be a giant Clippy booming "I SEE YOU ARE TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT" Only there won't be a no button.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I moved into this house in 2002. Nearly 23 years ago now. Why then do I regularly hit the wrong light switch when I go upstairs? Surely by now I should know which is which??
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hello! Do you have any treats?
A black and white dog is peering right into and up close to the camera. Her front paws are out in front of her and she is on a green quilt
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Burton Constable is such a wonderfully British name. Especially when you consider that there is another village called Constable Burton in Yorkshire too. P.S. do give @handhyorkshire.bsky.social a follow as their posts are always really interesting!
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I recently discovered many series of Time Team hiding on All4. This is currently my comfort watch and as such I am basically binge watching Time Team
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The thing to remember about the 90s is that for a lot of people the Spice Girls represented a huge step forward for women. And they only hit in 1996. Imagine how bad things were before that.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And once you looked like you were definitely 18+ it stopped, or slowed down considerably.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
10 years have gone so fast. Terry's writing is a huge part of who I am today. He taught me the value of questioning what I was told. Which is what eventually gave me the courage to be me. This year his words have been such a comfort to me, dealing with the death of family. #GNUTerryPratchett
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I really didn't need Fire Safety discourse today. Do you know what flashover means? In short, it gets so hot that everything that can catch fire does so. Happens around 600°C How do I know this? This is what killed my brother and nephew. Fire safety is not an inconvenience, it's life and death.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They also think they're doing you a favour by trying to save your soul. If your soul isn't saved you will endure eternal damnation. They truly believe they are being kind by trying to save you. Evil dressed as kindness. It's something I'm still fucked up by years after getting out.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I am FULL of ADHD boredom. I need to do something new and exciting but have no ability to prod my executive function into anything resembling working. The longer it takes before I do something new, the harder it is to do anything and the deeper into the pit I fall
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Someone call Dr Pimple Popper quick! Manchester appears to be sprouting a giant boil
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It's a brave statement to make on the internet, I'll give them that.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I have gone through my usual "ahh fuck what am I going to do for ACMS???" cycle, and am now comfortably at the "lol something fukken stupid lmao" part of it, so do come along this evening and watch me cavort. I promise I'm good at it.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today I had a surprise visit from the fire brigade. Again. Bear in mind that it's less than a year since my brother and nephew died in a house fire. I was having a reasonable day, and now I'm all wobbly again. I haven't asked for this. Why does it keep happening?
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is tomorrow! I will be doing something brand new! I mean...I always write something new for ACMS and then never perform it again in spite of my best intentions, but still!! This one will be newer! And stupider!!! wegottickets.com/event/650104/
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Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) on Monday March 10th
Minimum one host*. Umpteen guests. 7:30pm start. Permitted heckles. Varying price structure**. Much comedy***. Some failure. NO JERKS. All taking place in The Phoenix (by Oxford Circus tube), 37 Caven...
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Today is Friday! That means it's time for #Franimals! A little late as I've had a hard day, BUT! Please draw for me... a hosstrich Drawing skill not required. My attempt:
Screenshot of a phone drawing of a horse/ostrich hybrid. It sucks because I'm terrible at drawing. A speech bubble says "fear my vast and hairy egg"
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I was so tired in my therapy session today that I let unfiltered brain ideas out of my mouth. Somewhat concerned I may have been too me. It made him laugh and look alarmed at the same time so who knows which way that'll go
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