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Petra Phoenix

@petraphoenix.bsky.social
194 followers 306 following 417 posts

Tiny Dog companion, Sporadic Twitch streamer, ADHD and chronic pain haver, Quaker Dignified Goblin I wish to move to the Discworld now please Based in the UK

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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hello! Do you have any treats?
A black and white dog is peering right into and up close to the camera. Her front paws are out in front of her and she is on a green quilt
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hosstrich: #Franimals
A really bad line drawing of a creature with an ostrich head and a horse body. Inexplicably it also has large wings which is clearly ridiculous because neither horses or ostriches can fly
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I have put too many hours into this game. Dammit @vole.wtf
A screenshot of styscraper showing my 16.17m high tower
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A screenshot of the game styscraper showing my precarious 12.88m tower
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I don't know if it was intended to be creepy, but that Kinder Egg advert with the egg that spoke gibberish. "chocodooby" etc
A still from a 1990s Kinder Egg advert.
A creepy egg with a face is holding up a kinder egg.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Tiny Dog was extremely pleased when her other people (my kids) came back for Xmas.
A tiny black and white dog is leaning on someone's leg. The dog is being stroked and looks like she is smiling.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My coffee equipment makes a good shot of coffee but is somewhat perturbed by the whole process
A manual espresso maker sits on the side and has just been used to pull a shot of espresso which still sits on the machine.
Due to the placement of screws and suchlike it looks like a worried face with a large open mouth.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The sugar bowl, on the other hand, judges your shenanigans and finds them faintly amusing
A 2 handled sugar bowl with a lid has been given googly eyes and now looks like a little guy with his hands on his hips. 
He has a paintbrush coming out of the mouth (which is the hole where the teaspoon goes)
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Been reminded of the time I added googly eyes to my cafétiere. He's the happiest little guy!
A top down view of a metal cafétiere to which googly eyes have been added 
The spout looks like a mouth and the top of the plunger is the nose.

He looks delighted to be there.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era.
I have a brown wavy chin length bob and am using a mirror to take a selfie.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
By way of something more cheerful. Here is my wonderful, stupid Tiny Dog. Please appreciate the blep
A small black and white dog is lying on her side, leaning on someone's legs, and looking at the camera. A hand is tickling her and she has her tongue stuck out. The tongue is wavy and longer than it has any right to be.
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Petra Phoenix @petraphoenix.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Please, may I introduce Tiny Dog. We think she's a chihuahua X Jack Russell and is a wonderful grumpy old lady. She hates most people -especially kids- dogs, and having her routine disrupted. She knows that she is the queen of all she surveys and only trusts her own people. I love her so much!
A small white dog with a black and white head lies on a multicoloured blanket on her back, looking at the camera smugly. Her paws are up as though she is holding a tiny invisible handbag
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