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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 12h

Matthew Syed uses his old table tennis rubber for goalie gloves

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, I think the best way to avoid botched executions is to stop executing people.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t understand this “very British/very English” framing. According to the Today programme it was “very English” that a member of the public called the police on seeing something dodgy. I’d no idea this is a specifically English thing. Perhaps we can encourage other countries to adopt this idea?

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Barry Masterson @barrymasterson.com · 27/09/2026

Didn't expect Israel to boycott the Ireland match tbf

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@gazhay.com hi mate, as a resident of NI, do you know why there was a request to reinstate the Drumcree March? Wondering what the significance of the timing is. Clear that OO/DUP are just bad faith actors

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Holy Coves @holycovesband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Stockton, Glasgow, Manchester, London, Preston & Llandudno. Tour rehearsals have started! Buy the ticket, take the ride! See you on tour!

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone else think that Hull’s away kit yesterday was a Portsmouth shirt?

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remembering Middlesbrough-born football manager Brian Clough, who died on this day 2004. ‘Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.'

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So much for ‘value for the taxpayer’ 🙄

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

63 today! Happy birthday Jarvis Cocker.

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Black & Gold magazine @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hopefully subscribers have their copies now. Here’s the next cover, a take on Stone roses’ One Love sleeve.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thích Quảng Đức, Siagon 1963.

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Andy Burnham: 'Over the past decade, Labour has taken a very wrong turn over immigration. By doing so we've enabled the rise in racism and anti-immigrant feeling that has led to disasters like the attacks on the RNLI. That stops now. This is not the UK that I love.' Nah. Kidding. He says nothing.

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My eye roll can be seen from space

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can you imagine a hospital, ambulance station or police station being closed for fear of violence? Time for any lifesaving roles to be protected the same way that 999 roles are

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

US passenger duct-taped to plane seat says: ‘mmmhmmm mhhmmm mmmhh!’

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Celtic only a few more defeats away from turning to interim manager Martin O’Neill

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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)

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Black & Gold magazine @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A LC semi final, three points on the road *and* the next cover reveal?! Here’s the One Love cover for #25 coming soon

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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Middle England today

Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village

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JohnNicolson he/him @johnnicolson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Of course it might not have been the hat.

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Have to say Haaland just gone up in my estimation, while Foden’s teammates are blowing smoke up his arse, Erling’s telling him to bugger off

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dons are out on their arses. Killie winning this

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just relegate Preston North End and be done with it!

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Black & Gold magazine @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A few copies of the latest issue are left. Get yours quick before they’re gone.

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Mark Gordon @markgordonmedia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A sneak peek!👀 My book, Roberto Baggio: The World Cup Years is out NOW!! www.amazon.co.uk/Roberto-Bagg...

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AFC Heritage @afcheritage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The 24th edition of @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social has just landed on the Heritage desk. That's a lot of history and @afc.co.uk interest over the run so far. Well done to @peterelliott71.bsky.social and all the contributors for keeping the printed word alive and well for all erudite #Dandies #COYR

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is up there with James Doleman’s (RIP) Twitter banner image, “…who is also a lion”

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Hutchie @scotshutchie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The new Black & Gold magazine is out now! My article this month features a 7 goal Scottish Cup epic tie from 1993 firstdonsmatch.bigcartel.com/products?utm... There’s also a rather decent review of a new book from @carhandle.bsky.social 😉 @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social @peterelliott71.bsky.social

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Holy Coves @holycovesband.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Preston we're coming to see you in December! Friday 4th December 📅 The Ferret Preston Doors 7pm Tickets On Sale Now 💥

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Hannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Reform UK MSP David Smith asks the First Minister about whether the Scottish Government would consider imposing restrictions on Muslim women wearing the burqa in Scotland. John Swinney's response is spot on. #FMQs

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

FAO Kent Police… Spontaneous…

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Spontaneous” (Kent Police, 2026)

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Obviously the goons who descended on Dover today didn’t arrange this at a Friends Meeting House

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Claire @clairepull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That smirk on Farage's face when he jokes about a woman being assaulted, whilst she's still being assaulted says it all. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s unlikely that a woman would “seduce” a man too stupid to tell if she’s wearing makeup. #Men

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Black & Gold magazine @blackandgoldmag.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hopefully some cheer for those of you waiting on the latest B&G! Finally arrived from the printers and will be winging their way across the city and shire on Monday, as well as England, Wales, Austria, New York & virtually every part of Scotland. Thanks for supporting @afcheritage.bsky.social

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Peter Elliott @peterelliott71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I think I can hear the Pittodrie boos from 300 miles away Looking forward to our day trip to Rugby Park next Saturday…

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