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@petercbowden.bsky.social
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I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all.

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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 12h
Ten hours seems a lot for the Harry Potter series but they spend two hours on the "uh they got muggle plumbing when they got bored of magicking away their shit" plot point
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 14h
Easy to joke about padding properties now but it won't be funny when Disney get ideas and make a Season 11 of The Simpsons
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TIL that American dogs eat sandwiches. Are we ready for the "US vs UK dog food" discourse
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have... Israel boycotted this?
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get they might not let you use the official fonts but this just looks like they're trying to annoy nerds
Fake TFL sign for "Stockwell" but it uses a weird serif font that looks nothing like the real thing
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So if someone hacks your Twitter and changes the email it sends a message saying "log in and change this if it wasn't you!". But you can't log in, because they hacked your account. Anyway can't wait for it to be The Everything App
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ME: light won't turn on CLAUDE: This is a well-documented — and solvable — wiring failure. You'll need a sledgehammer, a multimeter, and eighty feet of insulated cable. Start by smashing a great big hole— ME: oh wait switch was off CLAUDE: Good instinct to double-check,
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
edited version of a 'Teen Comix' strip by Branson Reese. In the first panel a cool teen wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt with the legend NO FEAR becomes aware of another cool teen wearing a different t-shirt. In the second panel we see this second t-shirt which reads WHAT IF LAO GAN MA CRISPY CHILLI IS BAD FOR YOU. In the third panel the original teen is now wearing a t-shirt reading ONE FEAR.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Demand three billion more so my HBO Harry Potter show can break even
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think The Salt Path is an instructive parallel - fantastic reporting by the Observer, and for similar reasons to this story, something that we were all talking about. But nobody in a national newspaper wrote pieces about how that showed the grip of women’s lib in non-fiction publishing.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Prof gone". Are you fucking kidding
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As Prime Minister I will put a wind turbine on Dobby's grave, turn Platform 9 3/4 into the Pret it's meant to be, and even read the books to find more sites to desecrate. No other policies
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
go on lad. #beer here
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If someone made this just to long-shot troll a very specific demographic, I both question and respect this
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Searched Spotify for an "Indie Landfill" playlist and it opens with Killers, Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkeys. What child made this. No respect at all
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
as they'll say: "not many people listened to 6 Music, but everyone who did formed a government"
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Would you take £x or gamble it in a game with higher EV?", a question so fascinating that Noel Edmonds presented over 3,000 documentaries on the subject
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney has truly established himself as the voice of a nation tonight
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sometimes the referee just wants to let the cash flow
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yoko Ono tweet: Who will win the World Cup? A child who believes in a peaceful world.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good final to skip actually, thanks Tuchel
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait! I don't know what to do! This is my first rodeo!
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"You will care about the results of both football and elections." - ancient curse
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In Mario Kart World the Cow is a driver, an equal, yet the roadside food stalls still serve hamburgers and milk. Does that not get awkward. Does Cow not bring that up
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Delete tweet
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just not used to playing at this low an altitude
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Check this shit out motherfucker [I stutter step before my penalty kick and slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear how this was going to help me score]"
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and if he wins it proves it was never a red
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 06/07/2026
Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DID I STUTTER
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Every single CONMEBOL/CONCACAF team would eagerly play as Oddjob in Goldeneye. "Of course he's allowed, he's in the game" they'd say
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hahahahah jesus
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
watched one of the early matches on the TV in the pub being streamed from prime video on a guy's phone he had on charge behind the bar which kept losing signal
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Watched the England game in a pub where the TV in the next room was five seconds ahead. Pubs should have to pass an exam to get a 'showing important football' licence
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
actually 5-4, even theonion.com/supreme-cour...
theonion.com
Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision
WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which American society is based. "After carefully considering the rel...
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TV too high
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Seen a few pictures of cats lying in empty baths to keep cool so giving it a go, working pretty well, cheers cats for the excellent intel
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not sure why they didn't just put an aircon in the supercritical core of Chernobyl reactor number 4
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
To be fair it's 40C in England, it was always going to take time to adjust to a rainy 19C climate
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not much data but: put some up yesterday. Window still intact. Does seem slightly cooler, but might just be because i covered other windows with blankets etc, and the actual window was about 50c when i measured. Trying these tomorrow to block from outside amzn.eu/d/07f6PxRJ
amzn.eu
Amazon.co.uk
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
People laugh at the English response to heat but the country just isn't built for it. "Just take off the 3-piece suit" they say. Uh ever heard of your social lessers laughing at you
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Could you in future please include this in the alt text? It's really important for sight-impaired users, who otherwise won't know that there are tits at all
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There's just something cursed about an NYT probability needle standing at 99 percent
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Always said
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
OK training montage slaps. Keep the writers. Also getting ten quid of value just from shouting "CALL A BONDULANCE" with every death. Upgrading to 'good'
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