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@petercbowden.bsky.social
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I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all.

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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get they might not let you use the official fonts but this just looks like they're trying to annoy nerds
Fake TFL sign for "Stockwell" but it uses a weird serif font that looks nothing like the real thing
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yoko Ono tweet: Who will win the World Cup? A child who believes in a peaceful world.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TV too high
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
There's just something cursed about an NYT probability needle standing at 99 percent
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
nw
Palestine 36 (2025)
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Getting this ready
Onion: Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
AI-era "who's on first" sketch
Google search for "how many your party MPs are there". AI summary replies: "Google Search does not have a political party".
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
BBC have been playing this 10 second clip on loop for at least the half hour I've been watching, we're well into the hundreds now
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When the DLR's down to two carriages again
pixelatedboat's 1984 quote: "Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train anymore on account of they’re too small, you idiot!”
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
AMA: I bought the Henderson's jerrycan
A 4.5l jerrycan of henderson's relish
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Onion cartoon of the Statue of Liberty crying
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Just went, say hi to this guy for me
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You don't think they're...
A ChatGPT response to a prompt asking to draft a press statement about a tragedy, which itself uses "deeply saddened":

"Press Statement

We are deeply saddened to learn of the tragic death of this young person, and our hearts go out to their family and loved ones during this incredibly painful time"
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
["the frogurt is also cursed"] the negative joker is an eternal rental
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This Paris pub quiz was going pretty well until the "name the Metro line from the blurred map" picture round, 10 points, we never got around to using the Metro
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
What an opening line
Chris Noonan, the director, had been in a battle with producer George Miller, who wanted an all-Australian cast for Babe.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Paris bodega cat not giving a fuck, no hiding in the shelves, I'm in the middle of the floor because I own this shop
As tweet (the cat is ginger and large)
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
this gamble aware stuff is just getting weird now
Push notification from the lottery saying "play lotto never" for some reason
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh
The frozen over Big Ben from The Day After Tomorrow
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Does she look well to you????
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Why the long face
Same thing but it's a horse and it's hovering a few feet off the floor for some reason
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hey it's still there. Neat
Google AR used to put an Emperor Penguin on a pub table
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The guy from the "you can't grow concrete" interview.
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The children celebrate after Bart "says the line".
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
[mark e smith 'wolf kidult man' voice:]
laura loomer "woke Marxist Pope" tweet
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Turkey-tofu, very good, stuffing, very good, veg, very good, potatoes, improvable but decent
Roast dinner with a lot of gravy on it, potatoes are probably 6/10 browning wise
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Starters board with olives, crackers, dips, fauxmagerie cheeses, aubergine "boquerones", my fake meats that apparently weren't strong enough to mainboard and I'm not bitter about that
The tweet is the alt text
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Wow! This is horrifying!
A Guardian article mentions that Amazon release Christmas music now and play it when you ask Alexa for Christmas music so it goes to number 1
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
They finally killed "BREAKING NEWS" for good. It's going to rain in Manchester folks
Manchester Evening News BREAKING NEWS banner: weather forecast this weekend with sunny intervals amid rain
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What fool sub went for this headline and not "Would you still love me if I was a Worman"
Guardian headline: 'as a teenager, I ditched my hated last name. As an adult I've learned to love it | Evelyn Rose Worman'
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petercbowden.bsky.social @petercbowden.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The Onion: "At press time, reports confirmed the British man was put down by veterinarians after he became aggressive around Indian people"
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