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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

(menswear guy) grok please fix his collar gap.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

i will kill that nye baby with a hammer.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

hey guys my dog died right before christmas but twitter now allows you to use grok to visually rape women so i guess it's one of those 67 things.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

trump knew the only way to stop bill clinton from macking on your girl is to suck his dick dry.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Amazing things going on out there

Bright pink and green northern lights beaming down (up?) like a space ship.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

normally we'd hunt and kill witches for a sky like tonight.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

trump is in the broadcast booth claiming the redskins would've been up 10.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

ivan helped fix the washer and claims that's how it's supposed to look.

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harpy @harpy.party · 08/11/2025

suckin' his dick "rodeo style"

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

67 is just 69 but one is a robot.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

rooting for chip kelly is always hilarious.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

this is a perfect game for people who can't count past ten.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

watching this game like it's soccer.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

them: jerk off 32 times a month to reduce prostate cancer me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

doing dak's "yaaaaa here we gooooo" as i take my dog to the vet to have his swollen, infected anal gland drained.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

ordering a dumpster for cleanup around the house gets my wife wet.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

phillies lost on purpose to serve up revenge on the blue jays for '93.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

"genitals should act like magnets" -christian scientist

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

let's not talk about the base running there

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

[watching Blue Jays v. Dodgers] go birds

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

my wife said she was too sad to put on the clown costume so i had to explain how clowns work.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

i keep rewatching the scene where keri russell puts on deodorant in the diplomat.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

halloween is the beginning of the fattening.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

the twitter discourse is gross

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

as far as fuckable fruits go, watermelons are girlfriends while pumpkins are wife.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

single white female but i'm there too and get them to like each other and we all end up making out a little bit.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

me explaining to a kindergartner how ai works.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

guy gets one boner and invents hydraulics which powers all the big truck stuff.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

move the wall closer after each extra inning.

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

both teams seem a little tuckered.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

hurricane melissa has a spark of intelligence and wit that dances in her clear blue eyes, which are framed by long, dark lashes. her smile, a flash of white teeth, is genuinely warm, crinkling the corners of her eyes and conveys a deep sense of joy. a captivating beauty.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

in an amazing bit of serendipity, i'm introducing vagina tongues this week.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

ivan and i hanging out with this bird we found.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

i had a dream my daughter was dating a huge josh allen fan and would get extremely frustrated every time i called him bill allen.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/10/2025

The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.

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petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

23&me revealed my grandfather had a child he may or may not have known about. it was revealed when his two siblings came back 90% jewish and his came back 60% irish. my grandfather was the golf pro at one of the country's first jewish country clubs outside of philadelphia.

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