Reposted by Pete RiotHIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 11h"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes 92833759
Reposted by Pete RiotAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up 836059
Reposted by Pete RiotThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day. Today we celebrate the life of a man who saved billions by not believing a computer. May we all learn this valuable lesson. 215167
Reposted by Pete RiotSam @samd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can’t believe people are still posting this meme when Obama signed the Iran deal, Biden withdrew from Afghanistan, and Trump started a war in Iran 29927113
Reposted by Pete RiotMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The creation of dense, mixed-income, multiracial neighborhoods should be a significant policy priority for the Left because that is the breeding ground of our social base. 181070147
Reposted by Pete Riot🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people 16886322302
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I need someone to do an expose on the Nolan/Zimmer breakup 000
Reposted by Pete RiotAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved. 12670531871
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I love how Merry and Pippin hear some mysterious deep noise from the forest and Merry instantly jumps to "the trees are alive!" 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I genuinely think Coleman Domingo's monologue in DISCLOSURE DAY will go down in history 010
Reposted by Pete Riotjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/06/2026another day, another story about the administration's war on knowledge itself, all in service of allow its corporate patrons free rein to rob us blind and poison our world www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/c...nytimes.comTrump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System 14457252050
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Is the fact that the whole world has seemingly abandoned hot coffee for iced a sign of global warming. 010
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026When you watch a modern adaptation of classic literature, and assume they're playing up the homoeroticism for modern audiences, then you read the original and realize oh wait the book is Even Gayer. 110
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Dreading the astoundingly dumb takes Project Hail Mary will produce when it comes to streaming 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This whole "Im a proud hater," "I need to hate more efficiently" fake affect the entire internet has adopted is so fucking corny man. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Its not my imagination and everyone at the Oscars looks like a praying mantis right 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026We need to bring back the basic idea that it's bad to be mean 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I've come to appreciate Emilia Perez. Not as a movie, but I've realized that every Oscars needs an Emilia Perez, because if there's not an obvious villain the masses will hallucinate one. People will go fully schizophrenic before considering the possibility "hey here's 10 pretty good movies" 010
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Convinced that at least 50% of the reason some people say they feel better after starting some kind of powdered supplement is because that means they start their day chugging a bunch of water 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 02/03/2026My most millennial take is that if I'm filming a video on my phone its gonna be in god damn landscape mode like a civilized personmedia.tenor.coma blurry picture of a person saying `` you people ... don t appreciate art '' .ALT: a blurry picture of a person saying `` you people ... don t appreciate art '' . 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Age verification? Steamy jungles, grassy plains, and the dark depths of the oceans. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I love how film bros constantly defend the importance of the technical categories, but when a film gets a BP nom off of multiple technical noms they get flabbergasted and admit that all they care about is acting and screenplay. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The Atlanta airport is the modern version of the Tower of Babel 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It is possible (though unlikely) that the final line of dialogue of the Avatar franchise is "No shit?" 000
Reposted by Pete Riotceej @ceej.online · 26/12/2025Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie 271767223
Reposted by Pete RiotCarriage Return of the Living Dead @carriagereturn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025One of my Internet lukewarm hot takes is that having a strong negative reaction to Pluto's classification is incompatible with with being pro science and all the left/right/crunchy that goes with that 85512
Reposted by Pete RiotAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 17/11/2025my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will 236867
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Nobody watches TV, everyone's got ad blockers, nobody shows up for the trailers in theaters anymore, literally the only way to make the public aware of your movie's existence is make your lead actor physically torture themselves with hot wings. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Waffle Crisp losing in the first round to fucking CORN FLAKES warrants a corruption investigation. 010
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025People will be like "I'm just doing it for the plot 😘 ✌️lol" and then have a nervous breakdown when the plot thickens. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The only way to go through life without ever feeling bad about yourself is to surround yourself with shitty people. If you want to fill your life with decency and kindness you have to sometimes feel bad for not showing decency in turn. 010
Reposted by Pete RiotOrangutan Doing A Single Perfect Ollie @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 17/09/2025You gotta give it the hell up for Dan Aykroyd for being the last alien/ghost/cryptozoology guy who isn't also a Qanon freak. It's a dying breed! 441912
Reposted by Pete RiotKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 29/04/2025It’s so important to not let yourself become bitter or disheartened or cynical. To not let the news of the world break your spirit. Because I’m already doing that. It’s my thing. Find your own, stop copying me. 582790480
Reposted by Pete RiotAdam Taylor @lordblade.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Someone else shared this. Various comments Kirk has made. 311141367
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025You stay to the end of the credits to catch a teaser for the sequel. I stay to the end of the credits to listen to the movie score in surround sound. We are not the same. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025General rule of thumb is that if someone refers to women as "girls" then you can ignore every opinion they have about dating and relationships. 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I don't know what musician needs to hear this but don't date your bandmate 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Don't know what 20-something needs yo hear this, but you re not going to "get in trouble" because thats not something adults have to worry about unless its ur boss or the Law. Of ur putting off going to the dentist because ull "get in trouble" for not flossing, good news thats not a thing. 000
Reposted by Pete Riotpayton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025every relationship has a spreadsheet maker and someone who never looks at the spreadsheets 819217
Reposted by Pete RiotThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2025Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge theonion.com/heartfe... 463916357
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 03/08/2025It breaks my heart to say that the most obvious fictional Trump voter is psychic detective Shawn Spencer. He's a GenX white manchild who thinks the greatest crime is when people don't like his racist/sexist jokes, he would absolutely celebrate Trump "making comedy legal again." 000
Pete Riot @pete-riot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I don't know who needs to hear this but that mid-2000s movie wasn't good, you were just 13 and horny. 010
Reposted by Pete Riot28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 26/07/2025a lot of urban housing discourse makes a lot more sense when you realize that, even if they’ve since learned more sophisticated urban understanding, a lot of people started with “gentrification is when trendiness happens” 759354