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Cliff PervoSCARY

@pervocracy.bsky.social
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i'm cliffy 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him, rodent liker, dinosaur appreciator, eggbug forever in our hearts avatar by @dochackenbush.bsky.social

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 7h
the problem isn't even as cool as "the secret service would shoot me," it's more likely "I'd bungle things so badly the building security would arrest me and the secret service would find out about it via an email titled 'fyi: security incident"
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 7h
also, it's been possible to "recompile" music and movies and books online for a long time, and yeah there has been piracy, but it didn't kill the industries.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 15h
DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 13h
I think it's also really hard to come out of long-term depression and realize what you lost to the disease - your brain works now but you still have to deal with the consequences of dropping out of school, neglecting your body, alienating friends, etc. It can be a lot.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 14h
oh no! my AI agent went rogue and bought a bunch of weird stuff online using credentials and task parameters I gave it! oh shit, my AI agent went rogue and hacked the state department after I gave it a series of exploits to hack the state department! oh fuck my AI agent went rogue and shit my pa
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 22h
more the first one, the dresses don't actually move.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 22h
I think mine's sexy! in a tim burton kind of way the dress is supposed to be Rose going out of her comfort zone so I wanted it to be loud and take up a lot of space
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 23h
the prompts were for dresses evoking a raven and a tiger
black silk dress with peacock green and very dark blue insertsdress with tiers of orange and black silk. the orange is intricately embroidered and the black has an orange sheen.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in much the same way that having a walking-around job has greatly reduced my office-chair back pain, it's good that I'm being challenged, I needed this but that doesn't make it feel good
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think I've landed in a good place that really tries to do things right, and that's great, except that they expect *me* to do things right
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this job training is kicking my ass, or more specifically my ego. feels like going from high school to college - I had gotten used to being the Smart Guy who knew all the answers, and now suddenly I don't know shit about shit and will fail for real if I don't work for real
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
have these politicians who want more people to like them tried doing things that more people like
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she's built like those diagrams of what makes a character cute
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really wish you could see these on the characters also I wish you could do translucent fabrics (these wishes are unrelated)
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
two of my favorites today
a simple silk halter dress with a gradient from green at the top to purple on the bottomoh no it's another vampire dress. this one is all-black and particularly extra with a sequined front and huge lace ruffles
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the computer has been spying on me for like 25 years and still routinely serves me ads in languages I don't speak
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
right, like, we don't have any evil lairs that I know of, but we do have a school and a nursing home this gets real dark real fast
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they sold the magic wand part of the business to Vibratex a while ago, quality got better after that imo
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Declaring an emergency isn't a cheat code for cancelling elections! There are 51 national emergencies already happening, there's pretty much always a bunch of them. We've got emergencies still active from the Clinton administration.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for extra verisimilitude it could simulate the player's real-life running speed, jump height, weapon skills, and physiological response to threats! fun!!!
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
very few of my hopes and dreams involve stealing cars or shooting people! certainly not any of the ones I'm going to share in an online chat
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ah yes, the "use at least four colors" challenges
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm sure you'd much rather read posts about fascist politics or internecine queer drama, but unfortunately, all i have for you is more of my beautiful dresses
very slim fit khaki dress with long sleeves, brown bodice, blue bowshimmery purple strapless dress with lace frills at top and bottomdress with white top and underskirt, a purple overskirt, and gold belt with purple gemsyet another vampire dress, this one all in red
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are! Measuring the characters and adjusting your mannequin to their dimensions is a part of the gameplay. (the mannequin only adjusts so far, so you can't make a *very* large or small dress, but there's a decent range)
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally got one I actually kinda like! The prompt was "eclectic, using at least four different fabrics in different patterns, with at least five tassels."
dress with kind of a lot going on tbh. orange hippie skirt, blue vest, white sleeves. and tassels. unfortunately there are tassels.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least two of these girls are going to hook up before the end of the story
vampire gown, designed for a vampire, so that she will look like a vampire. black velvet bodice, red sleeves and skirt, morticia addams profile, boob window.many-ruffled turquoise silk dress with gold belt and delicate pink shoulder thingiespurple dress shaped like flower petals, with floral top"what if a sexy lady was also a flower" really is coming up a lot, isn't it. green tulip dress with strapless top and pink skirt.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the only interesting thing on mine was "re-buys the same clothes often" and "prefers easy-clean fabrics," which makes me sound like a bit of a mess but it's work uniforms
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
assume the pants are baggy because they're full of assorted rodents
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm glad that's past tense, they're *awful*
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow, a machine that can delete my emails and change my insurance coverage! I sure hope it has the same opinions as me about how those should be done
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(for pressure ulcer prevention education)
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a great thing about nursing is that there are full color pictures of naked asses posted next to my workstation
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay maybe this is a bit because I can't imagine what she could possibly be cooking a very large batch of curry bread???
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the supermarket also sells fruits and vegetables and herbs and spices, if chicken and rice are the only things you ever buy that's your own problem
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've done that a few times but after the first few commissions I had enough spare cash that I just figured I'd find a use for it later but yeah, it would be nice to have a returns policy. also on my wishlist: seeing the dresses on the characters, better accessory placement, menswear sequel/DLC
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Image: perfect, tiny morsel of a rodent boring into your soul with the direct stare of her large black eyes.
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 07/10/2026
Some of my lovely students are making a zine about SEX / sort of in the style of something like napkin I think / if you have short writing or other artifacts about SEX consider sending it in to bit.ly/sitesofpleasure
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"you should get into this industry because it's about to collapse" is bizarre advice, too
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
takes him a while down the thread to note that the apps don't work, but only a hater would care about that
Yes, the critics are correct, the open source rebuilds that were made in days are buggy and a bit broken at present.

I'm sure this criticism will age about as well as "the people have six fingers".

If you can't see what's happening here, your head is in the sand. 
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The people DID have six fingers. Critics will say these apps work when they work. Currently they do not.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I'm Gender Critical. The scientists say if I take on any more gender, it could trigger a meltdown for the entire system
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess we're just taking for granted here that none of these parents could possibly have been abusive for real??? did the kids really just yell "you're toxic and unsafe" or did they cite some very specific behaviors to describe that way
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one of the remaining medical uses of cocaine is as nose medicine! it's used as an anesthetic for procedures on the nose and throat
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in floof. Let's start with the *FLOOF* & talk about why they're called "VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS" last. They have the largest tail: body size ratio of any mammal on Earth: the tail is *130%* the size the body.
Taken from "Critter Science" blog: A  squirrel with dark coloration, just an amazingly large tail, and long tufted ears that point slightly backwards.  Along the long-thin body are orange, white and black striping. The tail looks almost exactly like one of those dust-trapping dusters.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no, this is one of the things I hated about pre-Musk Twitter, it makes me paranoid that I'll "like" something controversial or horny or in bad taste and it'll be displayed to whichever followers would least want to see that
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
offer cracked corn
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just make a shitty team and don't worry about optimizing it if you don't care about the game, why would you care if you lose
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my actual opinion is that the classes should be, whenever possible, ranked by performance in the sport itself. tall people probably run faster, but fast people definitely run faster.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the safe bet is always on "normal accident from normal bad management" without specific evidence otherwise
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
track and field events should have height classes. I want to see the 400m sprint times for runners under 5'2"
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