Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 22hDon’t know how I didn’t see this post was a year fuckin old when I replied… how embarrassing…. Shit was basically a …. Fossil…… 020
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oops, we spawned you in right next to a pack of eurypterids and they’re HUNGRY. Better luck next cycle 240
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When you’re looking to have a laugh, you always need at least one of them👇 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It can also be translated as “Cock Thief” but I agree, smoked chicken sounds nice 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Her last name means “Chicken Smoker” btw 120
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The good people of Vienna catching strays 010
Reposted by Chavo Del Bones-oRebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Columbus used a 15th-century legal doctrine to colonize and slaughter the Indigenous peoples he encountered. And it's still the law in the U.S. today. 13538329
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just get the bigger bottle dude it’s cheaper per oz anyway 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Idk, Amodei is Latin for “Loves God” pretty far from the Zoroastrian Asmodeus (aeshmadaeva) “demon of fury” Bit of a stretch. Maybe if the guy’s first name was the same as the most well known Zoroastrian emperor of all time, there’d be more of a connection… hang on I’m getting word of a development 100
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s clearly a post about SOMEBODY, to be vague 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Who is eating breakfast burritos when they just woke up?? Real Mexicans eat a breakfast burrito high as shit at 3am 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You’re saying radical, liberal acceptance of arbitrarily vilified behaviors does away with the associated thrill of rebellion? Idk that seems like a stretch I think you’d have better luck if you just kill whichever of your kids does drugs first, as an example for the others 120
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Don’t forget your trusty occasional reply guys when you get that $10 mil Phetz 030
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing Americans that calling your senator does ANYTHING at all. Protests, I’m here for. Calling your senator has literally zero effect in 99% of cases. Literally just a way for them to vent your frustration so that you don’t do a real protest. 140
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Lot of commotion for the onion rings taco but I need the real Taco Ball Knowers to commune with me about the chicharron bits on the Campechano… I was unfamiliar with this advanced maneuver and desire anecdotes 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seems like this shit would make my neck SO itchy. Cool ass sweaters though. 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wouldn’t any stick that you could throw to a normal dog already technically be dead 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nitpicky and annoying I know but I HATE this fucking bit. “The first guy to try milk must’ve been a real pervert” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT NATURE??? LIKE 90% OF ECOSYSTEMS HAVE DEPENDED ON HONEY FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS. The first guy to try breathing air sure was lucky he had lungs! 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feel like I’m going insane when did Brit’s start calling dinner “Tea” 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.instagram.com/richardpictu...instagram.comRichard Pictures (@richardpicturesband) • Instagram3,674 Followers - 349 Posts - "Los Angeles! A very special event coming up next Saturday, August 8th at @philosophical_research_society…it’s gonna be a…" 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nah, Snowpiercer is the tragic tale of how Willy Wonka corrupted Charlie Bucket… 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fleshe & Fallout. Duste & Debris. Languish & Wallow Co. it’s there somewhere 000
Reposted by Chavo Del Bones-o🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m using AI to take walks for me 91654
Reposted by Chavo Del Bones-oFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it 726158
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s called echolalia, maybe you’ve heard a fit 020
Reposted by Chavo Del Bones-orob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sorry my dog barked at you, i'll just scream at him in a way that makes you worry i abuse him 434728
Reposted by Chavo Del Bones-oLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my thoughtful and nuanced opinions re:cornell 7 14110584
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For a year in 2024, I was cruising in a 1997 (my birth year) Mitsubishi Montero that I bought for $300. It could not get over 60mph. Took up cigs for a while just because it still had a cig lighter in it… I’ve also never bought a console in my life so I truly can’t comprehend spending $900 on ts 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Alright maybe these AI freaks have a point 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hydrochloric acid is not chiral. You wouldn’t be able to digest the apple, but it would still get dissolved by your stomach acid. 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Saw something recently about experimenting with mirror-chirality organic matter (L-amino acids and R-carbohydrates) and they were claiming that if you ate a mirror-chiral apple, it would pass through you entirely undigested and come out looking like a chewed apple. Just want to say, THAT’S NOT TRUE 100
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, but not for the verb “to present” each infinitive verb gets only one of the endings. This was, however, Swedish. 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jag har svalt min fot och den vill inte komma upp igen. 040
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn Nordic Latin loanwords making me look a fool 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Which really just further speaks to the need for subtitles 020
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Really hate to do this but I’m pretty sure it said “Netflix Presenta” not Netflix Presenterar on account of that not being a word in any Romance languages. -er is the French infinitive suffix and -ar is the Spanish infinitive but you never get both (& ‘Netflix presents’ is not an infinitive phrase) 430
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ahh, those three months winter 2024 when I was going through a rough patch… 010
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’d literally have to still just manage your own calendar. At best it’s saving you a couple clicks and keystrokes, but if you want to actually rely on your calendar you’re spending almost the same amount of time checking that the AI didn’t schedule CrossFit 15 mins after your root canal or whatev 060
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Houston?!? We’ve lost all power in our boosters!!” “Roger, We’re working on it. It’s Cait, her heart is too pure. Her cat’s swag is too tough. We’re troubleshooting now” 000
Chavo Del Bones-o @perrarespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pretty funny to go “I agree with you that their music sucks but you’re not allowed to say it” 040
![Two examples of the crimes in question are introduced into evidence:
Two glass jars,
[one with a red tomato sauce labeled “Trader Giotto’s Bruschetta” accompanied with an illustration of a tomato, garlic cloves and basil leaves, the other a more ambiguously dark red, possibly chili based sauce, with label “Trader Ming’s Gyoza Dipping Sauce.”]
But what is a crime, really?
Are these pathetic corporate brand attempts at kitschy cultural appropriation? Or the hallmark “learning moments” of a promising wunderkind corporate mythos embodiment homunculus?
What is a soul?
Is it a crime to steal ethnic names to hawk products to unassuming customers?
Is it a crime to sell mildly discounted, dubiously organic pretzel chips?
Is it a crime to smoke the weed that made me type this out?
(But I hardly KNOW her Mings)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xl3luln2mwwcgwfqnre7xxs6/bafkreiga32edfwogb3sjv3ijr4zelf2k7bhh7wjwz6p7qeh57pii4lvl34)
