small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do we need another witch trials ergot situation in order to get back funding for the FDA to inspect things properly or would they just get off on the public execution stuff too much and do away with safety inspections altogether? 110
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sub 990mb readings in the forecast... Can I borrow someone's vestibular system real quick before this noreaster? 130
Reposted by small iced regularAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 30/08/2026Happy Birthday, Mary Shelley! Born on this day in 1797 🫀 2742471446
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Heat shields have no reason to be sounding like that when they're knocked loose. 020
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love a good internet argument that seems like a joke at first. 250
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I wish heroin had the same effect on the dunkin I just went to that it did on the world of jazz shortly after World War II. 130
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Don't listen to your brain at 2:37 in the morning 030
Reposted by small iced regularCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The Mystery of the Missing Snacks. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 181949160
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I hate heat waves so much. Like, I am very happy to be alive and time is precious but it takes 3 days worth of energy and a careful formula of water and substances and clothing to even get un-dizzy enough to drive to work. Thank you POTS 🧂😔 030
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Idk why it's a hard concept for ppl at work to understand that sometimes I am physically limited by my health but am able to function if I'm not standing up and moving around for hours at a time 030
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I keep hearing the term "dark romance" as a genre label and for some reason literally thought it was like a film noir stylistic choice where everything happens in a dimly lit setting 040
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Hugging Face situation is so funny if you ignore the fact that it is also terrifying. "Our AI got attacked by another AI without being prompted, so we took another AI and had it battle the second AI. And also we should keep making more AI models because the new ones will attack the others" 110
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The emergency vet sent our poor princess home traumatized, doped up, and covered in her own filth. We cleaned her limp body with warm washcloths and she stayed awake scanning for threats without drinking water or eating for several days. We genuinely thought the worst. I cannot believe she's here 😭 350
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Yeah so if you ask someone if they've heard of Boy Throb I suggest saying "that weird boy band called" beforehand 250
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I need a self care day but how does one do that. I need to go to a spa or a monastery or something. Maybe a psych ward. Or a cult. Or drive away. Is there not a cult or public center for people having mental breakdowns. Maybe if I had coffee with a friend I would be okay, actually. Fix it please. 130
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A cool thing about tooth extraction is that shards of your jaw bone or tooth can just decide to puncture through healing tissue randomly a month later like thisstatic.klipy.comDeer detoohAlt: Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls waving his hand and a deer's teeth get sucked out of their sockets and float into the air 150
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They stopped naming people Simon at some point 030
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My therapist took a personal phone call in the middle of saying something about me being emotionally neglected and not Heard. She didn't apologize, and forgot what we were talking about. It was beautiful. 162
Reposted by small iced regularI think you should leave turbo team @itysl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR 213931
Reposted by small iced regularandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB... 4438331209
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Saw someone getting stretchered out of the courthouse the other day and I wonder if any lawyer ever advises their client to fake fainting for extra time. Like if it's the middle of a heat wave (it was) and people are naturally prone to heat illness, dehydration, and fainting anyway. 030
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Has anyone else watched Boardwalk Empire or 030
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Watching The Sheep Detectives, which I can only assume will be helpful for the crushing loneliness and feelings of grief I am experiencing. They're cute little sheep, after all! 030
Reposted by small iced regular⿻ 🌱 Eileen Cyleen @eileen.actor · 08/07/2026THE CHAIR COMPANY PILOT GOT NOMINATED FOR TWO EMMYS Y'ALL 😭 I got to speak Emmy Nom'd words and work under Emmy Nom'd best direction. This is insane like what is my life. Like obviously I am not personally nominated but I'm so excited and grateful for the whole experience. WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE??? 5377
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Double header funerals Friday and Saturday, car unaffordably broken, tooth unaffordably removed... Could it be.... It is so over. 020
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The rubber band man.. is he made of rubber bands like a lord licorice situation? Or just cool as hell and has a lot of money? The band when it jams.. that's when I hope it's a music band or else it is painful 020
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just found out there are 6, soon to be 7, Sharknado films. Here I go. 040
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you ever want to feel really weird Google how much your bra cup size weighs. The American measurement system (weighing in fruits, animals, and sandwiches) really comes out to play 240
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Still recovering from oral surgeon nightmare and as a grown ass adult just started crying because I finished my Elmo snacks for babies who can't really chew. 160
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I wish in brain class I was paying attention when they said not to get hit on the head brutally hard so many times. 140
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Funniest hat gag ever happening during the Stanley Cup final intermission 130
Reposted by small iced regularkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it. 272452658
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Fisher cat repeatedly screaming outside my window at 3am 🙂↕️ 120
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 10/06/202677/61 blood pressure. Summer is back, baby. 020
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/06/2026"you got a mouse in your pocket?" goes so hard 140
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/06/2026They injected Marner with a vial of Pure Evil 010
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Wearing a shirt that says I ❤️ BREAKING EVEN at art markets 051
Reposted by small iced regularGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves. 546583981
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 04/06/2026First of all it's insane that Barenaked Ladies was such a HUGE BAND with so much radio play. But it's also pretty insane that these were lyrics in their silliest song. 030
Reposted by small iced regularJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art 3392644133
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026telling someone i love the shape of their nose and then backpedaling frantically because that's weird 450
Reposted by small iced regularspooky amanjo 👻 @amanjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'm so ding dang excited for Convergence this year. Last year, my favorite part was ribbons, but I didn't have any of my own. This year, I am coming in blazing with TWO custom ribbons: one to match my Stardew Valley cosplay and "wild" ribbons to hide for others to find. 3111
small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hearing insider info about something awful and disturbing and then finding out later it was someone you knew 0/10 don't recommend. 030
Reposted by small iced regularBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When the green bananas I bought yesterday somehow turned brown overnight 08810