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@perkyvulture.bsky.social
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OJ she/they. assorted creative ventures. way too excitable. former piece of shit.

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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do we need another witch trials ergot situation in order to get back funding for the FDA to inspect things properly or would they just get off on the public execution stuff too much and do away with safety inspections altogether?
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sub 990mb readings in the forecast... Can I borrow someone's vestibular system real quick before this noreaster?
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 30/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Mary Shelley! Born on this day in 1797 🫀
Digital illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a stylized portrait of Mary Shelley
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Heat shields have no reason to be sounding like that when they're knocked loose.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love a good internet argument that seems like a joke at first.
Argument about Willy Wonka's ethics in Reddit comment thread-

SolerFlereTEE:

so what you're saying is that he is greedy, a capitalist, and childish?


The-greek-freak:

Did you miss the part about the gobstopper? Or did you just have to say something along those lines because you wanted to/ thought it'd be funny?


SolerFlereTEE:

yeah he said he prioritiesed his profits over feeding children with the gobstopper

The-greek-freak:

Read it again. How would something that you only need to buy one of boost profits? If there is only one that would plummet profits because candy is meant to be bought again and again. Capitalism is based on things being massed manufactured and not meant to last so they can keep selling the same things. How does this fit into that?
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wish heroin had the same effect on the dunkin I just went to that it did on the world of jazz shortly after World War II.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't listen to your brain at 2:37 in the morning
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Mystery of the Missing Snacks. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat standing on a chair with its forepaws up on a table, investigating a place setting. A full cup of coffee sits nearby but sadly the plate is empty.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hate heat waves so much. Like, I am very happy to be alive and time is precious but it takes 3 days worth of energy and a careful formula of water and substances and clothing to even get un-dizzy enough to drive to work. Thank you POTS 🧂😔
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Idk why it's a hard concept for ppl at work to understand that sometimes I am physically limited by my health but am able to function if I'm not standing up and moving around for hours at a time
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I keep hearing the term "dark romance" as a genre label and for some reason literally thought it was like a film noir stylistic choice where everything happens in a dimly lit setting
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Hugging Face situation is so funny if you ignore the fact that it is also terrifying. "Our AI got attacked by another AI without being prompted, so we took another AI and had it battle the second AI. And also we should keep making more AI models because the new ones will attack the others"
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The emergency vet sent our poor princess home traumatized, doped up, and covered in her own filth. We cleaned her limp body with warm washcloths and she stayed awake scanning for threats without drinking water or eating for several days. We genuinely thought the worst. I cannot believe she's here 😭
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah so if you ask someone if they've heard of Boy Throb I suggest saying "that weird boy band called" beforehand
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need a self care day but how does one do that. I need to go to a spa or a monastery or something. Maybe a psych ward. Or a cult. Or drive away. Is there not a cult or public center for people having mental breakdowns. Maybe if I had coffee with a friend I would be okay, actually. Fix it please.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A cool thing about tooth extraction is that shards of your jaw bone or tooth can just decide to puncture through healing tissue randomly a month later like this
static.klipy.com
Deer detooh
Alt: Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls waving his hand and a deer's teeth get sucked out of their sockets and float into the air
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They stopped naming people Simon at some point
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My therapist took a personal phone call in the middle of saying something about me being emotionally neglected and not Heard. She didn't apologize, and forgot what we were talking about. It was beautiful.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's blood pooling sznn
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I think you should leave turbo team @itysl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR
new joe
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...
Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student ( ) a fat
stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie

It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you. People loooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man.

At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group of twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn't "out" people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I'm glad they did it. Icons, forever.

Anyway, if you've ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey's generous donation over a decade ago. If I've ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community.

I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Devil's Minion but at what cost
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saw someone getting stretchered out of the courthouse the other day and I wonder if any lawyer ever advises their client to fake fainting for extra time. Like if it's the middle of a heat wave (it was) and people are naturally prone to heat illness, dehydration, and fainting anyway.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Has anyone else watched Boardwalk Empire or
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching The Sheep Detectives, which I can only assume will be helpful for the crushing loneliness and feelings of grief I am experiencing. They're cute little sheep, after all!
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⿻ 🌱 Eileen Cyleen @eileen.actor · 08/07/2026
THE CHAIR COMPANY PILOT GOT NOMINATED FOR TWO EMMYS Y'ALL 😭 I got to speak Emmy Nom'd words and work under Emmy Nom'd best direction. This is insane like what is my life. Like obviously I am not personally nominated but I'm so excited and grateful for the whole experience. WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE???
Emmy Nominee
Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series
Andrew DeYoung
HBO Original
The Chair CompanyEmmy Nominee
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin
HBO Original
The Chair Company
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Double header funerals Friday and Saturday, car unaffordably broken, tooth unaffordably removed... Could it be.... It is so over.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The rubber band man.. is he made of rubber bands like a lord licorice situation? Or just cool as hell and has a lot of money? The band when it jams.. that's when I hope it's a music band or else it is painful
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just found out there are 6, soon to be 7, Sharknado films. Here I go.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you ever want to feel really weird Google how much your bra cup size weighs. The American measurement system (weighing in fruits, animals, and sandwiches) really comes out to play
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Still recovering from oral surgeon nightmare and as a grown ass adult just started crying because I finished my Elmo snacks for babies who can't really chew.
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I wish in brain class I was paying attention when they said not to get hit on the head brutally hard so many times.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Funniest hat gag ever happening during the Stanley Cup final intermission
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fisher cat repeatedly screaming outside my window at 3am 🙂‍↕️
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
77/61 blood pressure. Summer is back, baby.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"you got a mouse in your pocket?" goes so hard
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
CANES??????
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They injected Marner with a vial of Pure Evil
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wearing a shirt that says I ❤️ BREAKING EVEN at art markets
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
First of all it's insane that Barenaked Ladies was such a HUGE BAND with so much radio play. But it's also pretty insane that these were lyrics in their silliest song.
And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy John Merrick's remains

Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones
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Jennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art
Baker pride flag with the explanation of the symbolism of each color.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
telling someone i love the shape of their nose and then backpedaling frantically because that's weird
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spooky amanjo 👻 @amanjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm so ding dang excited for Convergence this year. Last year, my favorite part was ribbons, but I didn't have any of my own. This year, I am coming in blazing with TWO custom ribbons: one to match my Stardew Valley cosplay and "wild" ribbons to hide for others to find.
A purple ribbon that measures approx 4" across and 1.5" tall that says "Iridium Quality" in foil rainbow letters along with a handdrawn picture of a stardrop. Three 4"x 1.5" ribbons that are rainbow colored. Each ribbon says "I foraged this wild ribbon" in foil rainbow colors.
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I like to rub my cat's ears
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small iced regular @perkyvulture.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hearing insider info about something awful and disturbing and then finding out later it was someone you knew 0/10 don't recommend.
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When the green bananas I bought yesterday somehow turned brown overnight
Get ready to make banana bread buddy
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