Perfume smells are stupid.
They all keep making you want to smell like orchids or roses or whatever.
I tried a hotel-brand shampoo that smelled like a lemon and it was the best my hair ever smelled.
I WANT A PERFUME THAT LETS ME BE AN ORANGE DAMMIT!!! MY GOAL IS TO BECOME A FRUIT!!!
![@murrman5
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreic4vowl7y6hnvd6ju5pijqkzf7572x7enwcclyz6e6agvxpuznjbu)
