Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mission 28 was the most anime ass thing ever. It ruled. Goddamn it ruled. 000
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026all the little touches across the campaign are just elevating it for me. How they play around with music, little nods to old games and Project Wingman, just really getting crescendo moments while letting you pull off the sicko stuff. Beautiful. 010
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026like everything I loved about the melodramatic earnest vibes of AC5 is in this one and it's cranked up to 11. These guys do nothing but knock big emotional moments out of the park. Fantastic campaign. 120
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hustling harder to fumble this bag than he ever did in the playoffs 020
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026might have been the funniest hurdle attempt I've ever seen 050
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It takes away one receiver at best. You can still just blast Reed et al on the other side 250
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Joey Porter Jr. isn't fixing all this crap by himself 2120
Reposted by Chris Perfettbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this stuff is catnip to bluesky’s hall monitors and they will never ever tell you what difference it makes other than you’re supposed to Look Serious 1635224
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are simply not enough hours in the day to deal with this kind of steam-pressed corpo nonsense 010
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026turning on ESPN and Eli Manning telling Jason Momoa that Blanka is his favorite character in Street Fighter and immediately turning the TV off 160
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there is no longer a reason to Kyle Pitts, platonically 040
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you can't tell me one thing Matt LaFleur does here worth anything 170
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026what are you gonna do about the stream of transplants that has existed since we invented cities? Stand athwart history yelling stop? 050
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I must have missed the change to our societal structure where you random motherfuckers actually get power or say about transplants moving to cities now wait that's right you don't 150
Reposted by Chris Perfettironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map 2020620
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Classic Chiefs Bullshit in the sense that it's not a bad call winning it but rather the other team getting into a nigh-indestructible position to win a game and then emptying an entire AR15 magazine into their own leg 021
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026still Chiefs Bullshit just kinda delayed Chiefs Bullshit 140
Reposted by Chris Perfettdevin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026crazy that a receiver in this game made a play this horrific and it wasn't xavier worthy 3283
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026any broadcaster: *sees a punch out* OMG IS THAT PEANUT TILLMAN????????????? 021
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026jesus christ they brought back Gemini Home Entertainment after three years and he went so hard, scariest shit yet 001
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The team was all out last night at Churchill Downs because Alex Bregman has a horse that was running so I’m gonna take one (1) guess which Cygames property it was 010
Reposted by Chris Perfett👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comTrue Imperial Japan ExperienceTrue Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi... 361153301
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I appreciate Fire Emblem trying to switch things up but I'm not sure if more of the dog bum dungeons from Echoes was the right way to go Japan is a nation that loves Wizardry yet when it comes time to put dungeons in video games that aren't crawlers they make the most atrocious slop possible 100
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026aight well I'm just gonna play Fire Emblem if it's alright with you guys 2140
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's 2022 and the Lions need DBs It's 2023 and the Lions need DBs It's 2024 and the Lions need DBs It's 2025 and the Lions need DBs It's 2026 and the Lions need DBs It's 2027 and the Lions need DBs It's 3076 and the Lions need DBs It's 4444000535 and the Lions n 2408
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah I’m doing that too big whoop ok like come thru we’ll smoke some George Lucas and talk lizard people or whatever you want 010
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Carson Wentz did what to the Packers I’m sorry what 180
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't wanna even post "that's fucking football" because spiritually it was not 2211
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This offense running in overtime like it's trying to get the paper submitted before the midnight deadline 070
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026elation straight into the dark realization this isn't over and I have to watch more 1131
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026that Hutch sack should have been it but sure. okay. whatever. 1130
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm hearing that Kendre Miller was tasked with solo blocking Aidan Hutchinson, I wonder how that ended 040
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every yard of this drive has been Jahmyr Gibbs or a penalty lol 1110
Reposted by Chris Perfettmax turnbull @max.please.rest · 13/09/2026"you should read dungeon crawler carl" bro i was raised on .hack// you need to back the fuck up 236194
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026it's week 1 but just like last year it's an uneven offense and no DBs so I can only grade this Lions game now as a "Man," 0140
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ah yeah I just ran it through a checker and it came out as "DaveDiffusion" that's on me 020
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's always an incomplete forward pass, it's never grounding, and 50 percent of the time it's pass interference...every time 2150
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/202650 games. 50 touchdowns. Great draft pick now and forever 191
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ah the throat isn't used to this, gotta get the pipes back in order go loins 091