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Chris 🇨🇦

@perdiz.bsky.social
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Frequently lost. Unintentionally hilarious. He/Him. Treaty 7. You may know me under this handle from the other place. Vive Le Canada. Elbows up.

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Chris Want @cwant@mathstodon.xyz @cwant.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It upsets me (as an Albertan) that everytime Smith opens her mouth about a "national unity crisis", the press goes and interviews some inbreds at a rural truck stop. If they spoke to anybody from Edmonton and Calgary (mostly), the opinion shared would be that Danielle is a traitorous fuckwit.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I don't always release a costed platform, but when I do, it's because even after two years of me campaigning the Liberals beat me to it.
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Article from The Chaser, Jul 9th 2022:

Picture of three young women in skimpy sportswear playing volleyball.

Headline: "Trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot"
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Kimbee🍸666 @kimbee666.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Vote Vote Vote This is our Canada let's keep it that way! #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦 #Canada 🇨🇦 #Vote 🇨🇦 #MarkCarney 🇨🇦
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Chris Chambers 🇨🇦 @chrischambers.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
“Your fundamental rights shouldn’t be subject to the whims of the government of the day. They should be eternal in #Canada.” - PM Mark Carney
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Imagine meeting your soulmate and they don't know the drum break from Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight"
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NigelBankes @nigelb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I support this. Industry liability rather than public (taxpayer) liability. #ableg #abpoli
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Heather e^-1/x^2 @heathermoandco.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
And more of #PoilievreDistanceRequirements. This man is manifestly unfit. #StopPoilievre #cdnmedia #Carney2025 #canadasky #Elxn2025
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Eri la nutria 🦦 - te quiere mucho @erivlt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pascal about JK Rowling and the anti trans law on UK: ‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’
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CDN ᔅᑏᕕᓐ 🍁 @cdnhistory.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Amnesty International has a warning for Canada.
Amnesty International warning Pierre to not open the door to changing people’s rights.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
You know what God should bring back? Smiting
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
When the next pandemic comes, Pierre Poilievre will refuse to ever require vaccine mandates to protect the population. Not for communities, not for hospital staff, not for LTC's, no matter how safe and effective the vaccines are, no matter how many lives might be lost. #canpoli #elxn45
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🇨🇦Merlin Ca🇨🇦 @merlinofcanada.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Rebel News owner Ezra Levant was 'mentor' to Poilievre, says author Pierre Poilievre campaigned for Ezra Levant in Calgary riding nomination His Puppet master is Stephen Harper. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Rebel News owner Ezra Levant was 'mentor' to Poilievre, says author | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has historic ties to Rebel News owner Ezra Levant, the right-wing media personality at the epicentre of a controversy that has engulfed Canada's Leaders' Debates C...
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
In a crisis, you need a plan. Here’s mine: liberal.ca/platform #CanadaStrong
liberal.ca
Canada Strong | Liberal Party of Canada
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ℳ¡¢₶⩜ℇ𝕃 ☾∯⩓ℬ⦿⧑ @michaelchabon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
So it turns out the whole “shithole countries” thing was *aspirational*.
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sign of the day…
The wrong ICE is melting 
The wrong Amazon is burning
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Britski 🇨🇦 @maesiemae.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today, I was had the privilege to vote in a Democratic society. I voted for my rights, and for the rights of all Canadians. I voted for global trading partners, not just limiting ourselves to the US., I voted for the Charter of rights. I voted for Mark Carney. #markcarny #cdnpoli #abpoli #liberal
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
A 2018 article about how Mark Carney & Jim Flaherty of Canada were instrumental in saving Ireland’s economy after the 2008 crash:
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The untold story of how Canada and Carney helped Ireland through its darkest hours in the crash
A decade ago, at the height of the global crash, Ireland faced its biggest crisis since the foundation of the State. As the world's financial systems went into meltdown, it seemed we were alone and fr...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025
Happy #Easter
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RichardJR @electricbluesfan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
1/9 🇨🇦 POILIEVRE'S REBEL MENTOR EZRA LEVANT 🇨🇦 The deep, formative ties between Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre and controversial Rebel News founder Ezra Levant. The relationship that helped shape Poilievre's political identity has come full circle in the current election. #CDNpoli #Poilievre
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Djavad Mowafaghian Centre for Brain Health (DMCBH) @dmcbrainhealth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In a new opinion piece published in @thetyee.ca, DMCBH members Drs. Catharine Winstanley (@unidentifieditem.bsky.social) & Liisa Galea (@liisagalea.bsky.social) sound the alarm on political rhetoric that threatens academic freedom and scientific progress.
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By Attacking Science, Poilievre Takes a Page from Trump’s Playbook | The Tyee
Professors find this chilling and warn of the costs.
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
*Fantastic* use of polling
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Here’s the thing — Poilievre must know his refusal to do the normal security check and get a security clearance during a sovereignty and security crisis has been badly hurting him with a LOT of voters. His excuse makes no rational, or even strategic sense. So I’m assuming he knows he can’t get it.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Danielle Smith - "We don't need a public inquiry into "Corrupt Care"! I promise maximum transparency! The Auditor General will get access to everything! No secrets!" Also Smith - "Absolutely no one is to speak to the Auditor General" #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Chris 🇨🇦 @perdiz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So apparently you can't search for "soup Nazi" on the gif app on SwiftKey anymore. I had to search for "soup Seinfeld". WTH Microsoft? Get a grip. We fight fascism with all the tools, including humour.
Screenshot showing failed search for Seinfeld Soup Nazi gif on Microsoft SwiftKey.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/04/2025
In defense of hope.
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dianesikes.bsky.social @dianesikes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
PERFECT, Tom! "I have many reactions to President Trump’s largely caving on his harebrained plan to tariff the world, but overall, one reaction just keeps coming back to me... ... If you hire clowns, you should expect a circus. And my fellow Americans, we have hired a group of clowns."
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Opinion | What Trump Just Cost America (Gift Article)
Do you think these former close U.S. allies are ever going to trust getting into a trench with this administration again?
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We can give ourselves so much more than the U.S. can ever take away. #CanadaStrong
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
BREAKING: Finally, reporters ask Pierre Poilievre why he accepted financial and other help from a foreign country, India. The Modi ‘friends’ who helped finance Poilievre’s leadership campaign globalnews.ca/news/1111367...
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The Modi ‘friends’ who helped finance Poilievre’s leadership campaign | Globalnews.ca
Former leaders of Overseas Friends of BJP Canada donated thousands to the Conservative leader and his party.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/04/2025
i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Votewell.ca is a site that may help you decide whether you need to switch your vote to give the non-CPC side a better chance. Eg, Niagara West. Right now it looks like a vote split between the Liberals and NDP will give the CPC a much better chance. If the NDP votes switch, it's tight. #cdnpoli
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
fuck the mute button we need an ancient curse button
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redishmelon.bsky.social @redishmelon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Lil Cin 🇨🇦 @cindylee2102.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What Ben said!
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Lucie🐈‍⬛Catnip @luciecatnip.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Scum attracts scum. #abpoli #cdnpoli
Danielle Smith and Ben Shapiro
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
President Trump’s tariffs will hurt, but they will not break us.  We will get through this crisis together, because in Kitchener-Waterloo — and right across the country — we are #CanadaStrong.
A crowd of people are gathered at a rally in support of Mark Carney in Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario. 
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OldCronePaganGifts @oldcronepagan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Canada is not broken. 🇨🇦♥️🇨🇦 PP (Pierre Poilievre) is broken. #Canadaisnotbroken #WomenagainstPoilievre #Canada
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Same, little pepper, same
A bell pepper in the fetal position
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Chris 🇨🇦 @perdiz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun... #NeverPoilievre
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BOMBSHELL: CSIS Confirms India Helped Poilievre Win—And Canada's Dollar Store Trump Knew It
Pierre’s Foreign Interference Scandal Just Went Nuclear—and Canada’s National Security Is on the Line
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 23/03/2025
This is the clearest evidence yet that the UCP considers itself a northern wing of the MAGA movement. From the leader, herself. I suspect there are serious national security discussions about cutting Alberta out of foreign relations entirely, after hearing this.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Election Day in Canada is Monday, April 28th, 2025. Make a plan to vote because polls don't matter. Your vote does. www.elections.ca/home.aspx
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Lucie🐈‍⬛Catnip @luciecatnip.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#cdnpoli youtu.be/UJdPICRFkME?...
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FULL SPEECH | Carney says Canada is 'stronger together' in election pitch
YouTube video by CBC News
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Wherein Alberta premier Danielle Smith says that she attempted to influence the US administration to hold off on tariffs to give Pierre Poilievre the best chance at winning the upcoming election... Because he'll align Canada with Trump the most. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Tonda @whyrllwynnd777.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Of course he did
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Seville the Cat @nerissathecat.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
So where are we with that security clearance, Pierre. Huh? #Cdnpoli
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Remember Canada POLLS don't VOTE Only you can make Canada stronger, by voting for democracy, human rights, peace and freedom #VoteLiberal #Canada #FederalElection #cdnpoli 🍁
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
Panel one:

Two scientists look at a drone.

A scientist holding a remote control explains
"This new drone can pass directly over the volcano's main vent, allowing your team to collect data from within the ash column." 

Panel two: 

The other replies
"That does sound safer." 

Panel three:

The first asks
"Safer than what?"

The second scurried away, saying:
"Uh... Never mind."

Panel four:

The second scientist runs up to an enormous canon with a burning fuse. Poking out of its long barrel is another scientist in a hard helmet. 
"Good news, Karl: you're a drone operator now."
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