Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026New Law Requires Sex Offenders To Wear Tinted Sunglasses, Cut-Off Shorts 1780974
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ICYMI — Hegseth and Trump are turning the 🇺🇸 military into a Christian army. Seems like this should be a bigger deal 🤷🏼 (As we accuse other countries of being religious fanatics) (H/T @atrupar.com) 3241692683
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189283974
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just a reminder that Trump started the war by bombing Iran in the middle of ongoing negotiations. Now Walz says Iran is "negotiating in bad faith." Complete lack of self-awareness, or honesty.theguardian.comUN ambassador Waltz says Iran was not negotiating ‘in good faith’ to end warWaltz says Trump rejected Iran’s proposal to end war because they ‘were asking for everything up front’ 1117651
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor? 2524180915929
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We should use impeachment first as a huge threat. We should submit corrective legislation immediately after the election and hold President Trump and his Minions to passage. Start this impeachment threat right away. Use it as a tool / bargaining chip first. Then impeach regardless. 011
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NO! We should use impeachment first as a huge threat. We should submit corrective legislation immediately after the election and hold President Trump and his Minions to passage. Start this impeachment threat right away. Use it as a tool / bargaining chip first. Then impeach regardless. 022
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks theonion.com/bombshell-report-revea… 771473
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Biggest Revelations From ‘Musk’ theonion.com/biggest-revelations-fr… 663250
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed 242443221
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialBenjamin Wittes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org · 06/09/2026Not wrong 723541
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026EVERYONE should go to Vote.org to check your voter registration status. Trump has unleased DHS in many states, presenting state governments with lists of THOUSANDS of voters to be removed from voting rolls. Checks show that 99% of those removed are Americans eligible to vote! Check your status!vote.orgEverything You Need to Vote - Vote.orgRegister to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan. 59884
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You can tell this is AI because if he were actually holding an AR, he would be arrested. Felons are prohibited by state and federal law from possessing firearms… 841200268
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷 381272906277
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First, Dolly Parton. Now, Tim Curry. Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes? Asking for the world. 807107351485
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026LEFT: Man who raped his own grandson. RIGHT: Man who wants to have sex with his own daughter. These are not well people. 1206162226301
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialCOOLJEN @cooljenim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026bsky.app/profile/eliz... 061
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When the EPSTEIN scandals are all fully adjudicated, as they eventually will be, there will be more convictions & people imprisoned than there were in the Watergate matter. Accountability IS coming: November 3rd 2026 Midterms Make sure you're registered & VOTE! Go to: Iwillvote.com #tickticktick ⌛ 1078266517690
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche! 746212395663
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026Truth Social Begins Selling Advanced Access To Trump Posts theonion.com/truth-social-begins-se… 11704101
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.sociallelac.bsky.social @lelac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Frontline did a great episode on national HC in 5 countries called “Sick around the World” in 2008. It can be done here if politicians wanted to help us instead of divide us. Count up all premiums paid by corps, individuals, workcomp, car insurances & it is probably more than nat’l HC taxes wld be. 011
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Trump's masked Gestapo are creating a 'golden age' for rapists, robbers, car jackers, and other criminals. Just collect some camo gear from a local thrift shop or an on-line MAGA store and then start pulling people over and demanding payments, sex, or whatever. www.flashalert.net/id/OSPOre/18...flashalert.netOregon State Police News via Flashalert.net 812150
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Do you want to know how popular school vouchers are? They have never won on a ballot. Not once. In any state. Ever. The only way states are able pass a school voucher scheme is behind closed doors. Legislatively. The people would never approve their tax dollars going to private religious schools. 237122234101
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Any chance Spain could edit him out of all of these scenes, too? #Glory-Hog-In-Chief 880165303065
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/07/2026Yup. They didn’t have evidence when they sued 63 times. They didn’t have evidence in defense against the Jack Smith indictment, and they don’t have evidence now. 8046341206
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialM-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I enjoy the part where Cain killed Abel leaving only 3 people on the planet. Our species couldn’t even get 4 people to get along before one them decided murder was the answer. 😂😂 We’ve been fucked, cooked & doomed since day 1 😂😂 3847
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If Adam and Eve only had two boys, where did the grandchildren come from? Oh, goodness, I wish I hadn't asked . . . 131334
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is there a booth with the bearded lady? And is the freak show still in the big white building? 022
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026As I walked past the Trump White House something new caught my eye. 681650294
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Listening to Barack Obama and Donald Trump give speeches this week was like hearing a Broadway star recite the Gettysburg Address and a colicky toddler bungle the words to “The Wheels On The Bus Go ‘Round and Around.” 552343423
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool 301108231895
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialNiall Stanage @niallstanage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This is a devastating interview. Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good. Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened. 7840341590
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialDebi Harr @debiha.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Yes I thought we were not the kind of country that invaded their neighbors just because they could? 021
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialDoris Kearns Goodwin @doriskgoodwin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025In a new episode of Anderson Cooper's @cnn.com podcast "All There Is," he and Doris discuss how historic figures dealt with grief, and how they have. Doris and her husband Dick went through boxes of his papers and mementos before he died and it changed their lives in ways she never expected. 6497
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My wife made me repost this (for clarification if you don't get it, we met in 1971 in college. 041
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026People do business with people they trust. Trump has broken a treaty, bombed Iran 2X. He thinks this is real estate deal, but it is their culture. Culture survives. Trump has created more terrorists and decreased our standing in the world 100, 200 even 1500%. He is so stupid. And he has no cards. 000
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The most corrupt family in American history. www.bloomberg.com/news/article... 887109644526
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"A firing squad is a couple bucks, and it's human". A pastor, and the Lt. Gov of Indiana. What a guy! 011
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal theonion.com/trump-boys-break-anoth… 171553152
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialMedia Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Jesse Watters: “You know what I always say — best way to not fire a woman? Not hire them.” 124604228
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is 7 minutes of foreign policy experience and intelligence on the current situation with the war with Iran. AND it is much better than listening to your friendly related real estate agent. Intelligence is still out there. abcnews.com/video/132400...abcnews.comVideo ‘You can't do this in 20 hours’: Sherman on peace talks with IranABC News’ George Stephanopoulos interviews former Deputy Secretary of State Wendy Sherman and Council on Foreign Relations President Emeritus Richard Haass on “This Week.” 101
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Diplomacy simplified by Trump (and Fox News contributor) 000
pensmoc.bsky.social @pensmoc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I am retired but I learned in my professional career that people do business with people that they like and people that they trust. And if they didn't like you and didn't trust you, then you better be cheap. Real cheap. Applies to all agreements unless you never have to deal with other side again 101
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialRick Stengel @rickstengel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You know what would be amazing, if Vance can negotiate an agreement where Iran doesn't enrich above 3.67% (far below weapons grade); gets rid of 98% of its stockpile of uranium; has weekly inspections by the IAEA; and commits to all of this for at 10 years. Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal. 473563797
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/03/2026Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth theonion.com/hospital-decides-cance… 563801531
Reposted by @pensmoc.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/03/2026The foxes aren’t just guarding the hen houses. They’re selling chicken out the back gate. 371023285
