Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 18/04/2026Let us know when you start practicing it and we'll pay attention. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 14/02/2026If I had a nickel every time Emerald Fennell made a "Posh people are silly, dumb, bored, oblivious and naive then get taken advantage of by an evil manipulative working class outsider" movie I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened thrice. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 12/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word superb behind himALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word superb behind him 020
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 12/02/2026To be fair... I think he is just reporting the four million as the number who are expected to vote Reform. 😁 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 29/11/2025He didn't lose the Brexit referendum though did he? Let's be honest. 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 29/11/2025I think this is as fun as it'll get to be honest. They don't seem to be the kind of people to let agreeing on 95% of subjects to get in the way of factional infighting for purity's sake. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 24/11/2025Just going to leave this here in anticipation of the parasocial fans trying to redefine what words mean. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 22/11/2025Watch out. The fans are insistent that a sequel, is not a sequel. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 22/11/2025Incredible album. One of the first bands that was "mine" as a kid. My friends used to mock me for liking them... Though once Electro-Shock Blues came out, they were at the gig with me. 😁 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 22/11/2025This is a great show for those of average intelligence to feel really, really smart. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 22/11/2025Not the same. HST got inside the story. Nuzzi let the story inside of her. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 22/11/2025Come on, they've just announced new Stargate. It's coming, be patient 😜 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 20/11/2025Canada has "Conception Bay" "Climax" "Shag Harbour" and "Dildo" Those in glass houses my friend... 😁😂 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 20/11/2025"it's idiocracy" Have Rogan and Von finally achieved self awareness? 120
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 19/11/2025Well, it's nice to see this American import start to disintegrate at least. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 18/11/2025So if I'm getting this right, to be a female driver in the McLaren Development Programme, you have to be named Ella? Hakkinen, Stevens and Lloyd! 😂 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/motors...bbc.co.ukElla Hakkinen, 14, added to McLaren driver development programmeElla Hakkinen, the 14-year-old daughter of two-time F1 world champion Mika Hakkinen, is added to the McLaren driver development programme. 020
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 18/11/2025So does becoming Home Secretary make you a complete and utter fuckknuckle, or is it a job only complete and utter fuckknuckles are attracted to? 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 17/11/2025So the government is banning ticket resale above face value, is that right? 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 16/11/2025Finally watching Better Man, and completely thrown by how none of the timeline fits. Talking about Oasis before they'd even been signed? All Saints are famous before Robbie has a solo song out? He's writing She's The One Off the top of his head even though it's a cover? 000
Reposted by Paul KertonViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store 461365176
Reposted by Paul KertonJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I wonder if the United States can learn anything from the last time a major industrialized country decided to isolate itself from the rest of the world? Almost a decade after the Brexit vote, GDP in the UK is around 6-8% lower relative to peer countries. (Source: www.nber.org/papers/w34459) 11230851128
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025People who claim IT Welcome to Derry is aping Stranger Things are the same people who think Dune and John Carter were aping Star Wars. The same people who watch Battle Royale and claim it's just The Hunger Games. Media illiteracy really needs to be studied. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025A bumbling arrogant industrial military complex meddling in things they don't understand is absolutely peak Stephen King. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025Ooh Croome on Flog It! Love that place. One of absolute favourites NT properties. 😍 @nationaltrust.org.uk 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025Keir Starmer says racism is returning to UK politics and he's right. I mean, when someone makes a statement about becoming an "island of strangers" due to migration, you can't help but see that it's true. Now, who said that again? 🤔 111
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025Nick Ferrari giving out lessons on unbiased journalism is a bit like listening to Rose West on how to be a responsible landlord. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/11/2025When the film came out I got an absolute bollocking from someone for saying "It sinks at the end" as I'd "spoiled the film". This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a new phenomena. 😂 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 09/11/2025You'd get it in a car just fine, even just across the back seats. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 08/11/2025Perhaps Darren Jones MP and the Labour Party should learn how people feel about political parties that make deliverable promises that they fail to deliver, before criticising others. People are sick of politics that promises that "Things are shit and we will manage further decline" 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 07/11/2025I'm going to assume the person called Asterix on this quiz show wasn't given that name by their parents - because seriously though... 😮 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 06/11/2025Yeah, he's not self aware enough to realise he was an over-promoted prick. 130
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 02/11/2025I have no opinion on Molly-Mae, but all I ask is that if Unilever is going to put her at the front of campaigns, can they at least get her some broadcast media training so she can deliver lines without being so wooden? 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 02/11/2025Only Wolves could give someone a new 3 year contract just 6 weeks before sacking him. 😂 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 01/11/2025I really need to find those people last week that I spoke to that insisted the film Zootopia wasn't known as Zootropolis in the UK... 😂 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 01/11/2025@mcuban.bsky.social stop threatening us with a good time! 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 01/11/2025Stephen King works are filled with the hubristic military industrial complex getting involved in things it doesn't understand and causing complete and utter chaos because of it. The Stand, The Mist, Firestarter, The Institute, Under the Dome... 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 01/11/2025Enjoying the media illiterate "IT rips off Stranger Things" discourse, as if it isn't itself a massive "Homage anything a famous auteur in the 80s with the first name Stephen/Steven" nostalgia bait show. My friends, Stephen King INVENTED the kids-on-bikes genre. 000
Reposted by Paul KertonProton @proton.me · 31/10/2025Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement. 8838483555
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 31/10/2025They were shot on film, and the potential resolution is way, way higher. 4K is 8.3 million pixels. 8K is 33.2 million pixels 35mm film can be digitally scanned at up to 40 million pixels easily. 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween! If anyone in your vicinity is preparing the following lines to go along with their costume: "Why so serious?" "By order of the Peaky Blinders" "The first rule of Fight Club..." "I'm Pickle Rick!" RUN! RUN FAST! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 29/10/2025Interviews with Saoirse Ronan and Saoirse-Monica Jackson are available online to hear it being said... 030
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 28/10/2025Should've been divorcing him for Heinz over Branston, frankly. 050
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 28/10/2025There are way too many punctuation marks here for Cormac 😁 000
