Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 24/11/2025Just going to leave this here in anticipation of the parasocial fans trying to redefine what words mean. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 17/11/2025So the government is banning ticket resale above face value, is that right? 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 01/11/2025I really need to find those people last week that I spoke to that insisted the film Zootopia wasn't known as Zootropolis in the UK... 😂 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 04/10/2025Erm... "I just took a picture of my face, and it's deffo not my clobbering face." 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 23/08/2025I really want to understand why I need to verify my age to play a video game "to protect the children" but they can easily pick up smut books from the children's magazine section and the BACK TO SCHOOL stationery section. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 24/05/2025Dear Nick Clegg. Just three points: 1. If your industry relies on theft to exist, then it isn't an industry at all. 2. If we don't own anything anymore, then piracy isn't theft. 3. Fuck off. 010
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 11/05/202545 years since those damned helicopters following him everywhere. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 13/02/2025I don't think this is the first experience Trump has had of sitting in the cuck chair. 000
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 09/02/2025Looking at his lists, he's worth a block. Fancies himself as the next McCarthy, clearly. 🤣 381
Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk · 16/01/2025Really Britain? That's the top story on BBC News? We are truly in the middle of an idiocracy. 000
