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Paul Davidson

@pauldavidson.co.uk
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Love a bit of etymology with the kids. They now know that because the animal was rare, they used to be called unique horns and the words contracted over time.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never been so brutally called out in my life
10:00am - anything is possible
2:00pm - but not today
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Dott bikes arriving in Newcastle has me thinking about the old "Wheels in Motion" idea (newcycling.org/wp-content/u...) from @newcycling.bsky.social. Why did we stop? Was it a bad idea? Underfunded? Something else? Bet @mikecookson.bsky.social knows
newcycling.org
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Newcastle Cycling Campaign @newcycling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
⛔ From 7th Sept the Waggonway past the Freeman Hospital will be closed. ⛔ From 1st Sep (the first day of school) the link to Longbenton will be closed. ⛔ There will be no access past the hospital on the waggonway. ❌ No safe cycling alternative has been provided - the diversion is Freeman Road
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 07/08/2026
The awful AirBnB art is just bad Photoshop. It can't roofie me before bed. The awful AirBnB art...
The body of a pickup artist with, for reasons that are unclear, the head of a deer badly cropped on top
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Learning the words to the Spanish national anthem now
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
It would be nice if Jordan could kick the ball in between the white lines that are 50 yards apart
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨BIG DAN BURN! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
FIFA going to allow a replay of any of these Argentinian fouls here?
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Semifinals are normal now? Fair play to the Norwegians. The Scots/Welsh/Irish can turn the Fear Meter up one notch. Argentina will win tomorrow and the winner of this SF will Manifest Destiny their way past the far superior France/Spain
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win
A tote bag depicting the three lions of the England team crest but one is Henry’s Cat and one is Bagpuss
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Big Dan Fucking Burn Heads The Ball
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Ivan Toney in the 128th
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
BDB Claxon
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Man with arms outstretched emoji
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zozman @zozman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Elbow's 2008 album The Seldom Seen Kid was about Kobbie Mainoo.
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
I've always said VAR is a good thing that definitely hasn't ruined football
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That two-on-one Norway had is really funny, now I see it without the stress of thinking England are absolutely, definitely about to go two down. #WorldCup
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Think everyone in England would rather do a nap and a 2am kick off for an actual game of football
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Man with arms outstretched emoji
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Declan Rice is the fella you get annoyed at at Power League because you reckon you've got him but he's still somehow between you and the ball
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Instead of hydration breaks, let's petition FIFA to change the rules again that, if it's over 30C, 30 mins halves. Disrupts the flow less and "energy management" makes for a crap game every time
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Need someone to knock out the ref and score 8 to 10 goals whilst he’s out
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Proper reverse-Sven here. First half not so good...
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Quansah, Livramento and James injured. Gareth sips his red wine, "That's why you pick 6 right backs, son"
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
We could have Champion/McCoist and they've given us Matterface/Dixon. Feel like the Lord has forsaken us
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 13/05/2026
Live life with the indomitable spirit of a 3 yo with bad guts who has spent the last 30 minutes on the loo crowing Cock-a-doodle-poo at the top of his voice
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gizmo @gizmotron.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
...sat on meself....
Back seat of car photo of Starmer looking disturbed
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/04/2026
Why did no-one tell me that when you've got three kids, if you get ill, you've still got three kids?
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Melissa @2023chastete.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Gentleness Everywhere (2025) by Jessica Lisse
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Prateek Buch @prateekbuch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
F&ck off in-game ads, first class enshittification #SixNations #ITV
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/01/2026
Wearing my new red cycling poncho. 6 yo, "Oh Daddy, you look so pretty! You look just like a postbox!"
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Kieran - North East Heritage Library @neheritagelib.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Good morning! I said we were lifting the floor of the site in 2026, but first thing delivered a day before ✅ Google Maps is a thing of the past. I’ve crafted a custom map on each archive which feeds in from the database, making it work seamlessly. Each location is clickable.
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 31/12/2025
Got my last 30 mins cardio session of the year in: asking my 2 yo to say sorry.
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Lort Burn Specials @lortburnspecials.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A very happy Christmas from LORT BURN SPECIALS
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas UK! Hope you finished hanging your decorations earlier than me. Gonna need at least 4 coffees tomorrow
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 14/12/2025
Absolute mare in cluesbysam.com today. Think I misread just about every clue
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Here is a bit of my resignation speech from last night
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/12/2025
2yo usually asks for me to sing Rock-a-bye baby as his bedtime song. Tonight he asked for Pink Pony Club
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 04/12/2025
The always excellent PBF pbfcomics.com/comics/hand-...
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 16/11/2025
2yo is proudly telling everyone that he's sitting on his big bumcrack* *(beanbag)
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/11/2025
Curled it better with his head than I can with my boot
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 04/11/2025
"Woof" only exists because of the written word
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 02/11/2025
TIL *anyone* can sign up for Barbican Library in Libby. Not just Soft Londoners. And their selection is significantly broader than Newcastle's share.google/cJqtQ8hdUt2D...
share.google
Online Registration
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 31/10/2025
Hallowe'en playlist for the kids has avoided Zombie, but _does_ include Ghost Town
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is monumental.
A pin depicting a cartoon drawing of Canadian rapper snow under the word Informer and then it says a bunch of gibberish Plus a licky boom boom down
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 28/10/2025
Mediaeval @jonnelledge.bsky.social walking to a fair with his pack animals and pointing out on the undeveloped greenfield sites along the way. www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de
Viabundus map 2
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