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Paul Davidson

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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Love a bit of etymology with the kids. They now know that because the animal was rare, they used to be called unique horns and the words contracted over time.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never been so brutally called out in my life
10:00am - anything is possible
2:00pm - but not today
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/10/2026
That's excellent to hear. I was contemplating making cheap wayfinding signs and going full Tactical Urbanist
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Dott bikes arriving in Newcastle has me thinking about the old "Wheels in Motion" idea (newcycling.org/wp-content/u...) from @newcycling.bsky.social. Why did we stop? Was it a bad idea? Underfunded? Something else? Bet @mikecookson.bsky.social knows
newcycling.org
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Newcastle Cycling Campaign @newcycling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
⛔ From 7th Sept the Waggonway past the Freeman Hospital will be closed. ⛔ From 1st Sep (the first day of school) the link to Longbenton will be closed. ⛔ There will be no access past the hospital on the waggonway. ❌ No safe cycling alternative has been provided - the diversion is Freeman Road
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 07/08/2026
The awful AirBnB art is just bad Photoshop. It can't roofie me before bed. The awful AirBnB art...
The body of a pickup artist with, for reasons that are unclear, the head of a deer badly cropped on top
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Learning the words to the Spanish national anthem now
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
+30 😭
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
It would be nice if Jordan could kick the ball in between the white lines that are 50 yards apart
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨BIG DAN BURN! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 15/07/2026
FIFA going to allow a replay of any of these Argentinian fouls here?
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Genuinely can't think of a commentator that hasn't had a *single* person enjoy them.
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Jude topping it
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Semifinals are normal now? Fair play to the Norwegians. The Scots/Welsh/Irish can turn the Fear Meter up one notch. Argentina will win tomorrow and the winner of this SF will Manifest Destiny their way past the far superior France/Spain
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win
A tote bag depicting the three lions of the England team crest but one is Henry’s Cat and one is Bagpuss
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Big Dan Fucking Burn Heads The Ball
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Fair
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
No Wonderwall. Just nearly launched into my TV
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Hutchinson, Cowen, Champion+McCoist. Comentate without the godawful prefabs
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Every time; this company employs Champion & McCoist
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Ivan Toney in the 128th
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
BDB Claxon
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Bwahahaha
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Man with arms outstretched emoji
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Feel like Livramento was unexpected and starts most of these games
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zozman @zozman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Elbow's 2008 album The Seldom Seen Kid was about Kobbie Mainoo.
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Gonna be a fun first training session for those two
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
I've always said VAR is a good thing that definitely hasn't ruined football
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That two-on-one Norway had is really funny, now I see it without the stress of thinking England are absolutely, definitely about to go two down. #WorldCup
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
I mean, I had a nap for a 10 pm KO
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Think everyone in England would rather do a nap and a 2am kick off for an actual game of football
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Man with arms outstretched emoji
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Declan Rice is the fella you get annoyed at at Power League because you reckon you've got him but he's still somehow between you and the ball
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Instead of hydration breaks, let's petition FIFA to change the rules again that, if it's over 30C, 30 mins halves. Disrupts the flow less and "energy management" makes for a crap game every time
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Need someone to knock out the ref and score 8 to 10 goals whilst he’s out
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 28/06/2026
They said it could take 10 years for the Brexit benefits to manifest
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Proper reverse-Sven here. First half not so good...
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Quansah, Livramento and James injured. Gareth sips his red wine, "That's why you pick 6 right backs, son"
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 27/06/2026
We could have Champion/McCoist and they've given us Matterface/Dixon. Feel like the Lord has forsaken us
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/06/2026
Game's gone
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 13/05/2026
Live life with the indomitable spirit of a 3 yo with bad guts who has spent the last 30 minutes on the loo crowing Cock-a-doodle-poo at the top of his voice
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 03/05/2026
Hah! Top pedalling, that man. And I'm bookmarking 30 July 2060 for the plural.
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gizmo @gizmotron.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
...sat on meself....
Back seat of car photo of Starmer looking disturbed
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/04/2026
Captain sneaking in with the same etymology too. (And with a bit of a stretch cravat and Croatian)
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/04/2026
Guest from the same root
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 11/04/2026
Why did no-one tell me that when you've got three kids, if you get ill, you've still got three kids?
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Melissa @2023chastete.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Gentleness Everywhere (2025) by Jessica Lisse
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Paul Davidson @pauldavidson.co.uk · 04/03/2026
To the last article on podcasts vs. radio, Russell Davies has vibe coded a cute middle ground that reads as a lament to radio lost. undermanager.ghost.io/like-radio/
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Like radio
I've always wanted podcasts to be more like radio. I want to be able to turn something on, like a radio, and for audio to just come out. No choosing, just listening. So, of course, my second vibecodin...
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