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Jupiter System @jupiterjones.bsky.social · 23h
Look at what @strype.bsky.social drew for meee! itssss a mee looking all regal and stuff!!! #Art #commission #Naga
a four armed naga synth with a pair of sheathed swords.  She is primarily shades of gray with a purple chest that glitters like a galaxy.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19h
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 8h
If you like cum, but hate the pulp... blow a trans fem.
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
therian to therian communication with @mistyfur.dog #pankallisti #furryart #therian #feral furaffinity.net/view/66621471/
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 23h
I'm not an attention whore. I just crowdfund my self-esteem.
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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
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Zant Balisong @phlashdark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A lot of us know how ruthless the IRS can be. If you're able to donate any money at all, please consider. The campaign is over 60% fulfilled! Any and all help is greatly appreciated. If you can't donate money, someone else might be able to. Signal boosting works. It costs nothing and takes seconds.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pronghorns! #art #animal #pronghorn
Six digitally drawn pronghorn headshots, sketched in black and white.
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point, I think we're all owed Universal Basic Income and Free Healthcare. And free viewing of the daily "Billionaire Mulch" where they run over them with lawnmowers and redistribute their wealth to the rest of us until there's no more billionaires But mostly, the UBI
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Dogathan Dogstar @trubbol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love reality warp +w+
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Salvatrix @devsalvatrix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Been saying this for over 6 years - there is NO ethical consumption of the Harry Potter universe. None. Zero. Not even on the High Seas. The money doesn't matter - Terf Queen already has an unfathomable amount of money to use against trans folks. Her real power is brand relevance. CUT. HER. OFF.
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GoatyTobi @yeenngoat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
No farm dog version!
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Sky Nero @skynero19.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just reposting this under the thought of a rising tide lifts all boats: In addition to FA having made a big donation push the other day, SF has been doing a donation drive for about a month now! Please support furry-made spaces
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 06/10/2026
My mental health would make a marvelous recovery if *it* happened this week.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nat has been a really good friend and i would appreciate if folks could help them out. if you need more motivation, i'll open for commissions like art or telegram stickers in a bit
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Don't be mean to people who just like Harry Potter" I will be. That conversation started and ended ten years ago. It no longer holds up to scrutiny. Over the span of a whole Decade, you were unwilling to resolve your dependence on an IP which solely acts as the bankrolling of a genocidal Nazi party
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 05/10/2026
Petra Parker > Dracunt End of story. Stop engaging with transphobic wizardry.
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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't care *how* hot you make genderbent Malfoy, I am *not* engaging with the TERF franchise
Dan from Dan vs., from the scene in the first episode where he says "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"
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Diesel 👑🐾 @dieselttv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My commission sale is open! I'll be taking orders until the $1K goal is hit! Any order that includes a vehicle will have the vehicle free and backgrounds at a hard discount! You can place orders via the link below and examples are in the thread! Please DM for additional questions! shorturl.at/WmIuw
HEADSHOT: $50
CHIBIS: $100
HALFBODY: $100
FULLBODY: $200
ALL CARS IN ORDERS COMPLETELY FREE
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'VE GOT THREE REMAINING!
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Gray Donk @donkish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrapping up the weekend in donk mode.
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erin - COMMS OPEN! @erindrawsstuff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
3rd attack!! It's Iris (6259906) for barghestblack hehehe 🫏🌻👒 #artfight #artfight2026 #af2026 #teamtragedy
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
ec.europa.eu
European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Blue Skies, THE TAURING KNIGHT @theblueskiesabove.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A truth etched into the very bedrock of the earth... We were here when the world was born. We will be here until the world dies, and not a *single second before*. You can no more change this fact than you can command the winds and tides. #BlueSkiesArt #OC_Melodia
the kirin Titan Queen Melodia, Her eyes obscured by Her bangs, grinning a sinister smile as She tilts Her face towards some unseen viewer. Behind Her are stripes of blue rose and white. Melodia sneers with an easy and practiced power, "I have outlived you a thousand times already..." 

Beneath Her prodigious chest, she continues, "AND I WILL OUTLIVE YOU A THOUSAND MORE."
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🌾 BULL 🌾 IS BACK !!!! @xylographica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gopher Tortoise in the Pasture more flatstyle (:
A digital illustration in flat colors depicting a dark brown cow and two grey donkeys looking curiously but cautiously at a gopher tortoise. The background is tan with minimalist indication of grass and a wispy wind-like design above the animals.
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Marcie @marstruc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HELP MY WIFE I TRIED TO PAYPAL HER MONEY AND IT GOT DELAYED BY A WEEK FUCK PLEASE
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 03/10/2026
I have jjyy chromosomes, actually. Yeah, it's a jeanetic inheritance.
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graphi 💐 @graphite.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
fur affinity has been running for 21 years, is one of the largest archives of queer art online, and one of the few art sites that has not switched to some kind of infinite feed bullshit and it's being strangled over "adult" art. suspiciously wealthy furries now is your time to paypig for culture
What makes this situation frustrating is that the bar for what advertisers consider “adult content” is very very low. For example they consider plus size characters, two characters hugging, and “barbie doll nudity” to be adult content, despite these being normal everyday things that are not adult at all. This is why you may see other sites with restrictions on how characters can’t be posed or dressed “too provocatively.”

We receive a daily list of items that they have flagged as violations and have to sort through them. If they’re legitimate violations, we re-rate them. If they aren’t, we don’t touch them. Submissions that are not violations of our policies are still held against us.

We have had many email conversations, Zoom calls, and even an in-person meeting with representatives to help resolve this to no avail.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 03/10/2026
FA is being pressured to remove adult content but they're holding the line. It's so important sites like this survive, please check out their post and help if you can
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fek @fek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gofund.me/ffacff279 I mean it very sincerely when I say that Furaffinity is one of the last good websites left on the internet. If you care about the fandom, please consider supporting it
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Donate to Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding, organized by Susan Hess
Hey there Fuzzies! Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censor… Susan Hess needs your support for Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding
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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
unfortunately, I haven't managed to take care of this massive overdue electric bill, and am now being threatened with disconnection if I can't pay this bill by the 12th of oct + the water, internet, and garbage are overdue as well c*shapp: razorgrrl paypal.me/razorgrrlrec...
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 03/10/2026
When Dave Grohl finds out that his trans masc friend is getting top surgery: IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST OF YOU!?
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🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 02/10/2026
Just donated!! It always bears repeating how essential and singular FA is in our community in this day and age, and more than any other platform they deserve your support, especially now!! Give what you can, or just spread this around if you can’t rn!
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 02/10/2026
Why is becoming a better person so god damn painful?
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Transfurom (COMMISSIONS OPEN!!) 🔞🇺🇦 🇵🇱🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 🇹🇼 @transfurom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Comms Open!!! Come one come all Come get into the spooky season!! All Halloween inspired piece get an extra 10% off!! #furryart #FurryArtcomms #TF #TransfuromArt
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PianoPlayingDragon @pianoplayingdragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cure for donks might get a bit postponed, as Bella will focus on more hands-on studies from now on. Commissioned by @boldpaw562.bsky.social #digitalart #transformation #donk #tfart #nude
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🩸𝔏𝔢𝔢/𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔰🗡️🔜FE @antbears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October!! I’m opening up 5 more $30 bust slots for this month! Please claim via my ko-fi; ko-fi.com/c/11881a482a ~ As always, shares appreciated ❤️ Thank ya!
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RoadieTripp 🦉 [hootOS v.32] @roadietripp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey. go pay janet for art. it's really good. you deserve good art. she also deserves cash. you get art, she get cash. do it for meeeeeeeeee because i told you to
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SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I convinced a food truck and an arcade in my city to stop using A.I in their posters. Never give up, push for every opportunity for human work to be platformed, a world run by A.I is not set in stone.
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HOTEL LEX 🔞 @shinyheartbeats.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
These toys seem to have their own personalities and desires. It's best to keep an eye on them while they're inflated..
Kazumi sitting inflated and plump besides an open box that hints at her once contained inside. She squishes her breasts and tail together with the shiny vinyl squeaking. A valve sits on her thigh as her stare meets you, ready to invite you in.
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The Best Bonk Machine @paulabraydi.heehaw.online · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I love this game quite a lot.
A screenshot of Cyberpunk 2077. Female V, her back facing the camera, looking out the window of her apartment, looking at the Night City skyline, while holding a cigarette in her right hand.
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Jhudi @judygeroo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if anyone would like to contribute- paypal.me/startheraccoon Im fresh out of surgery and need help with expenses and such for the time until i get well enough to return to work
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Pay Blair R Gee using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/StarTheRaccoon and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah okay.
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Roxie @roxannarachnid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Autumn is the perfect time for change, right? Buy a candy, get a random TF effect. Buy more, see what combination you end up with. Changed some stuff around this year to make it a bit more customizable without taking away that random element. See the form for full details: forms.gle/Kr9AYqBqhjJt...
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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