The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 3hstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's 'I Love It' MomentAlt: Michael Scott's 'I Love It' Moment 010 1
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineDr. MooCow, AKA Dr. Mom @drmoocow.bsky.social · 5hHaving headmates is a trip, honestly 0204 20
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineKieran @toadally.bsky.social · 12hIt’s always “families torn apart by adults going no contact with their parents” and never “families torn apart because parents decided to be direct threats to the health and well-being of their children.” 832388 323
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 19/10/2026A message below from my dear friend in Gaza. They live in constant fear and deprivation, like so many Gazans. Please give, so she can take care of her children. No amount os too small. And find and help others. ❤️ chuffed.org/project/1981... 15935 59
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/10/2026On my long list of things to feel heartsick about: there is a genital-check initiative on the ballot in WA this cycle, intended (as they all are) to make a marginalized minority's life even more difficult, and polling shows that it is likely to pass.ballotpedia.orgWashington Initiative 638, Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports Initiative (2026) 4625688 256
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 19/10/2026The rural landscape in Cyberpunk is gorgeous. 271 7
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineStrype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 17/10/2026When you meet your macro friend in vr and it alters your neurochemistry Fun little doodle I managed to bang out while sick. Thanks @ryoku7.bsky.social for the "inspiration" 1833973 339
The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 18/10/2026This is so stupid. Why am I crying over a hockey player? 030 3
Reposted by The Best Donk Machineskellingtor @skellingtor.bsky.social · 18/10/2026it's a worldwide fight, we must send them back to the dorm rooms they came from 172 7
The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2026Made a sign for my favourite former @winnipegjets.com Nikolaj Ehlers. No luck getting it on the jumbotron during the game today. I just hope he noticed. Great snipe, Fly. Love you always. 1230 23
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineClarice @stainedpasture.bsky.social · 17/10/2026She’ll make a spicy side dip for the game tonight. 🖊️ @repoghost.bsky.social 6504126 504
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineStrype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 17/10/2026Do your part to keep the internet safe. Tag every picture of the royals you find with "incest". And yes, Andrew counts, he doesn't get a free pass just because he's a child molesting traitor that doesn't happen to be a royal anymore. 38114 81
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2026A '99 R34 Skyline in metallic royal blue and I'll winterproof it. 010 1
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 03/10/2026My dear friend Sharif is in dire need of donations to take care of his children. Like so many displaced Gazans. His accounts here are constantly, and erroneously, deleted as spam. Also like so many. Please give if you can. No amount is too small.chuffed.orgMy Children Lost Their Mother—Don’t Let Them Lose Life TooHello, my name is Sherif Samir Abdullah.I am 38 years oldA father of three children: 313887 138
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026How Discord sensors nudity (from an example I saw in an 18+ server): Caucasian woman fully presenting herself, wearing lingerie: Nothing. BIPOC woman, who is fully nude and only showing her boobs: Sensored.static.klipy.comGIF of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys: "It's a Bit Fucked, if you ask me."Alt: GIF of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys: "It's a Bit Fucked, if you ask me." 0112 11
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's not your fault people don't understand how you live your queer life. Stop catering. Start living. 04015 40
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I hope there's a transfem out there who was born with Cockburn as a last name, and for the bit, decided to change it to Gockburn. 1131 13
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineDarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok 5781483469 8.1K
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineJoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 06/10/2026"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor. 4052161536 5.2K
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineBishop Arrow - Girl Kisser Extraordinaire @bishoparrow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hi, so I am trying my best right now to get back to commissions but I am short on money and need help and don't want to open for more comms if I can, the pile is already large. I am short 500 cad on bills and expenses, any amount would be helpful. Thank you in advance. ko-fi.com/bishoparrowko-fi.comBuy Bishop Arrow a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Bishop Arrow today! 01523 23
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026For context, I'm in a neighbourhood where fiber is available, but it's all fucking monopolized by one big corp. We were forced to switch providers from the one we were bundling with, just so we can get access to the speeds we actually paid for. It's fucking bullshit. Nationalize everything, Canada. 050 5
Reposted by The Best Donk MachineAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 13/10/2026CNN: "Three years on, Gaza's missing are still under the rubble." The destruction in Gaza is unimaginable. I continue to support my dear friend and her family in Gaza as long as they need donations to survive. Please give. No amount is too small. And help others. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/1981... 19653 96
Reposted by The Best Donk Machine🍀 Clover 🍀 @downhillclover.bsky.social · 13/10/2026further events have informed me that this number was far too conservative. give your local trans woman $18,000. 12410 24
The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Thank you, Ukraine. Now go bomb some more data centers, please. 1120 12
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Reposted by The Best Donk MachineStrype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 11/10/2026STILL GOT TWO LEFT! And I would very much like to fill all of those slots! 05958 59