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The Best Donk Machine

@donkaroo.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm Paula! 🏳️‍⚧️ Synth jenny 🫏 and roo 🦘 | Grey-pan-lesbian disaster | Sportsball fan 18+ only, Minors DNI She/Her or Haw/Haws | θΔ & We are Blue Topaz 💙🩶💛🩷🖤🤍

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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 3h
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Michael Scott's 'I Love It' Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's 'I Love It' Moment
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Dr. MooCow, AKA Dr. Mom @drmoocow.bsky.social · 5h
Having headmates is a trip, honestly
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 12h
It’s always “families torn apart by adults going no contact with their parents” and never “families torn apart because parents decided to be direct threats to the health and well-being of their children.”
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 19/10/2026
A message below from my dear friend in Gaza. They live in constant fear and deprivation, like so many Gazans. Please give, so she can take care of her children. No amount os too small. And find and help others. ❤️ chuffed.org/project/1981...
“My dear friend, Alex. We need this message to reach as many people as we can. The bombing is extremely close to us, and we are living in terrible fear. Please help spread the word urgently. Every share matters to us right now. 🙏💔”An attack in Gaza.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/10/2026
On my long list of things to feel heartsick about: there is a genital-check initiative on the ballot in WA this cycle, intended (as they all are) to make a marginalized minority's life even more difficult, and polling shows that it is likely to pass.
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Washington Initiative 638, Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports Initiative (2026)
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Tandye! @werebit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
YCH "Surprise" transformation! – $75 USD – Any were-creature (or other transformation) – Any (or no) gender – Full colour – Two-week turnaround – Unlimited (for now) slots – To claim: fill out this form & choose "Other" & enter "Surprise" forms.gle/bK6QeerKLNS1... #transformation #tf
Monochrome YCH sample of someone standing beneath a full moon, transformating into a werewolf, staring with surprise at their hand
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Tandye! @werebit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Halloween headshots! Perfect for spooky season or any time! – $40 USD – Any type of creature (including human) – Full colour – No revisions, gimme your best refs & let me do my thing – Three slots (for now) – To claim: fill out this form & choose "Halloween Headshot" forms.gle/X4joaW1FuHgy...
A werewolf with orange hair, grey fur, and glassesA werewolf with silver fur and blue moonlight highlightsA pink kobold with yellow eyes and white hairA grey-furred lion with gold eyes and a wicked grin
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17h
Nomad :3
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🍄‍🟫 spore 🍄‍🟫 @sporeprince.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
vulnerable thoughts for this venus retrograde
you thought i might love you like a human… but i can only love like an animal
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 19/10/2026
The rural landscape in Cyberpunk is gorgeous.
A Cyberpunk screenshot set at sunset, with desert landscape, rocks and windmills in the background. Female V is sitting on her white Quadra Type 66, looking into the distance.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
Areola Boobrealis
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
When you meet your macro friend in vr and it alters your neurochemistry Fun little doodle I managed to bang out while sick. Thanks @ryoku7.bsky.social for the "inspiration"
A small, lesbian idiot stares in rapt awe of the tits the size of minivans bearing down on her.  She has no mouth, and she must babble
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
This is so stupid. Why am I crying over a hockey player?
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skellingtor @skellingtor.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
it's a worldwide fight, we must send them back to the dorm rooms they came from
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Elly @elysianelly.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
WereToy
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
Made a sign for my favourite former @winnipegjets.com Nikolaj Ehlers. No luck getting it on the jumbotron during the game today. I just hope he noticed. Great snipe, Fly. Love you always.
White sign, reading: "Congrats on your first cup, Fly!""Once a Jet, always a Jet."Canada Life Center from the upper bowl.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
GO JETS GO
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Clarice @stainedpasture.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
She’ll make a spicy side dip for the game tonight. 🖊️ @repoghost.bsky.social
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
First panel: Stanley from The Office looking down at his desk as another coworker stares at him. Caption is Non Leipzig Bundesliga fans

Second panel: Coworker in focus making the “my brotha” sign. Caption is Bayern after beating up  Leipzig

Third panel is Stanley looking bewildered
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
Do your part to keep the internet safe. Tag every picture of the royals you find with "incest". And yes, Andrew counts, he doesn't get a free pass just because he's a child molesting traitor that doesn't happen to be a royal anymore.
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Even though I spent this week ill (I'm almost recovered), still gotta pay the bills. I've got FOUR (4) Commission slots open! Reply or DM to claim yours TODAY!
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Aero~! @aeroteq.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
A '99 R34 Skyline in metallic royal blue and I'll winterproof it.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 03/10/2026
My dear friend Sharif is in dire need of donations to take care of his children. Like so many displaced Gazans. His accounts here are constantly, and erroneously, deleted as spam. Also like so many. Please give if you can. No amount is too small.
chuffed.org
My Children Lost Their Mother—Don’t Let Them Lose Life Too
Hello, my name is Sherif Samir Abdullah.I am 38 years oldA father of three children:
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Fags don't let fags dox other fags.
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Administrix Ruddo @threefootpony.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hello my lovelies!!! It's friday and we've got a castle to rob with the soggiest boy imaginable as we return to Resident Evil: Village! Still my very first resident evil game so come enjoy the noises as we make the tall vampire lady angry Live at 7pm EST! www.twitch.tv/threefootpony
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Getting called Rosa Parks by a 50 year old twink in a pup hood because I asked for location privacy after our tire exploded in the middle of nowhere is one hell of a way to end a con. Lmao, lol even.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Well shit. We’re stranded. We need help getting back to civilization. Please, any bit helps. ko-fi.com/zenocoyote
Flat tireTransit car in the middle of nowhere
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Zoe, creechur of the void @khaoskatanax.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
hate doing this...really fucking hate it...but need to ask for some help...i have just...so much fucking debt. keep having to spend on our credit cards right after making a payment. our vehicles need maintenance. we need stuff for our snake. and we've been sick anything helps paypal.me/khaoskatanax
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Pay Zoe Eternal using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/khaoskatanax and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Chilly Chill Animal @clayjaws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Caged but never tamed~
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pathological demand avoidance @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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E C M @ecmajor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Folks in the furry fandom are pretty good at not being beholden to HP and rowling but we have a long way to go with ditching FNAF…
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How Discord sensors nudity (from an example I saw in an 18+ server): Caucasian woman fully presenting herself, wearing lingerie: Nothing. BIPOC woman, who is fully nude and only showing her boobs: Sensored.
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GIF of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys: "It's a Bit Fucked, if you ask me."
Alt: GIF of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys: "It's a Bit Fucked, if you ask me."
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Berensreverie 🤒 @berensreverie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just leave me here #berensart2026
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I left 4chan in 2018 and I transitioned less than a year later. I cannot stress how vastly my mental health improved since then.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's not your fault people don't understand how you live your queer life. Stop catering. Start living.
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
yuritober day 14 acceptancce
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hope there's a transfem out there who was born with Cockburn as a last name, and for the bit, decided to change it to Gockburn.
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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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Bishop Arrow - Girl Kisser Extraordinaire @bishoparrow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hi, so I am trying my best right now to get back to commissions but I am short on money and need help and don't want to open for more comms if I can, the pile is already large. I am short 500 cad on bills and expenses, any amount would be helpful. Thank you in advance. ko-fi.com/bishoparrow
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Buy Bishop Arrow a Coffee
Become a supporter of Bishop Arrow today!
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Dee @deesketchs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(taur) commission 🦘🌴
digital illustration featuring two centaur-like characters based on kangaroos. They're laying on a hammock snuggling together, while on the background there's an evening scene at the beach, with a tiki bar on the side where other characters (a mix between anthropomorphic kangaroos and centaur-like kangaroos) are asking for drinks to a bartender
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For context, I'm in a neighbourhood where fiber is available, but it's all fucking monopolized by one big corp. We were forced to switch providers from the one we were bundling with, just so we can get access to the speeds we actually paid for. It's fucking bullshit. Nationalize everything, Canada.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The CRTC needs to grow a fucking pair.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This world could use more vixens.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 13/10/2026
CNN: "Three years on, Gaza's missing are still under the rubble." The destruction in Gaza is unimaginable. I continue to support my dear friend and her family in Gaza as long as they need donations to survive. Please give. No amount is too small. And help others. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/1981...
My friend's three children.
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🍀 Clover 🍀 @downhillclover.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
further events have informed me that this number was far too conservative. give your local trans woman $18,000.
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The Best Donk Machine @donkaroo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you, Ukraine. Now go bomb some more data centers, please.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey interesting! Anyway, check out this fun satirical parody design based on a classic tarot card! Of course, this is for entertainment purposes only!!
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
STILL GOT TWO LEFT! And I would very much like to fill all of those slots!
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