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🎸Paul🎹

@paul.bsky.social
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Network security, Audio production w/ Bitwig & Logic Pro, analog synths, guitars, and Metroidvanias. 🇺🇸/🇲🇽

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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
that's botched everything
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Huh
Alt: Dr. Nasif, famed plastic surgeon from the TV show Botched making the "Huh" face
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
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Hello Jigsaw
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
Don’t worry guys this will all get better come November. That’s when GTA 6 comes out.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
Iran can make nukes, as long as they do it before the US midterm elections. Got it.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
Not the only suitable response.
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Lego Decapitation Guillotine
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
Spare me, the “traditional conservative platform” is fucking DEAD and these assholes helped kill it.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 3h
MSPac is about to make a big ass donation...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 7h
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
This is false. Project 2025 advocates for many egregious things, but this claim is false. There are plenty of things to criticize this for, but let's not resort to just making shit up.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 4h
Remember Trump sent COVID testing kits to Putin during the pandemic, and lied about it. No Justice. Vote Blue bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Lauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 5h
Robert F Kennedy Jr allegedly allowed over $800,000 in taxpayer money to go to a research project with ties to the Siberian lab behind the possible Russian plague outbreak. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Russian plague lab reportedly received research funding from RFK's HHS
The death of a worker from the lab last week caused concern worldwide and is said to have killed at least one other person since and has many curious about the Siberian lab.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 3h
Jos A Bank suits and Florsheim shoes wearing, Mickey-D's gobbling, tacky ass clown... He probably shits them so often that he needs to buy new all the time. www.cnn.com/2026/10/07/p...
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Analysis: Photos of Trump’s cheap suit have gone viral. There are several reasons why | CNN Politics
The fact that President Donald Trump was photographed flashing a suit tag from a bargain brand of imported suits should not really be news.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 6h
President Obama just endorsed Keisha Lance Bottoms in the Georgia governor's race.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 4h
"The productivity gains are totally gonna trickle-down this time you guys I promise! I swear bro just give me trillions first and I'll make it trickle-down" 🤣👎
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 5h
"I'm a professional race car driver and can drive on public roads at 100mph totally safely, 45mph speed limit is too slow." Great, but on average most people can not, and that is why we have thresholds.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 5h
Younger. 65. www.fedelaw.com/what-is-the-...
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What is the Federal Retirement Age for Federal Employees? | The Law Office of Justin Schnitzer
Federal employees often look forward to enjoying the government's generous retirement package. However, determining the exact retirement age for federal
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 6h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 18h
BREAKING: A Trump-appointed judge has ruled DHS violated the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment when it removed Ahmed Soliman to Equatorial Guinea and must facilitate his return to the US. prospect.org/2026/10/07/f...
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Federal Judge Rules DHS Must Bring Back Gay Arizona Man Imprisoned in Africa - The American Prospect
A Trump-apppointed judge ordered Ahmed Soliman must be returned to the United States.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 16h
That’s be abuse he’s a fucking weirdo too
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 17h
Ah the old Shroedinger’s douche-bag schtick?
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 17h
What does that even mean? What are you trying to ask?
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 19h
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 17h
This one is absolutely screaming to me to buy it. ebay.io/m/77W2uh
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H. Moser & Cie. Pioneer Centre Second 3200-0903 Box/Paper | eBay
The H. Moser & Cie. Pioneer Centre Second 3200-0903 wristwatch is a luxurious timepiece crafted in Switzerland. With a sporty yet elegant design, this watch features a smooth gold bezel and case, along with a blue dial with baton indices. The automatic mechanical movement adds to the Swiss craftsmanship, while the water-resistant and luminous features enhance functionality. Packaged in its original box and accompanied by papers, this watch combines style and precision for an exquisite accessory for men.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 18h
27,900 CHF or $33,512.31 USD 😮😮😮 www.h-moser.com/en/endeavour...
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Endeavour Retrograde Seconds - H. Moser & Cie.
As a fully integrated independent manufacturer for nearly 200 years, H. Moser & Cie. has built a legacy of quality, craftsmanship and exclusivity.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 18h
H. Moser & Cie make some of the most beautiful watches ever created. I mean just look at it!
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Endeavour Retrograde Seconds - H. Moser & Cie. // 1252-1200
YouTube video by H. Moser & Cie.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MEMPHIS... she's not wrong...😕
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 22h
#OssoffAngle
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🚨BREAKING: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) over the past year investigated hundreds of nonprofits across the U.S. that help people register to vote, according to new records analyzed by Democracy Docket. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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ICE  probed hundreds of voter registration groups across the U.S.
The agency also contemplated deploying undercover agents to "initiate prosecutions" against the groups and "dismantle" them.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some guys just buy a sports car when they hit middle age. This guy’s dick is so small he has to lead the whole ass US military.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Government didn't get in the way of growth, it got in the way of GREED." Bars indeed. Follow @kedseconomist.com
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Productivity Vs. Wages | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do I know Hegseth’s order to deny access to bases to members of Congress is about a cover up, not about safety? Because I asked for a military briefing at the embassy as a substitute and was told the policy prohibited military leaders in the region from even talking to me.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: Christa Pike - who survived two botched executions in Tennessee - is AWAKE and able to speak. apnews.com/article/chri...
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Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after Tennessee failed execution, her attorneys say
Attorneys for Christa Pike, a Tennessee inmate who survived Tennessee’s attempt to execute her, say she is awake and speaking as she receives treatment at a hospital.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where’s the ACTBLUE link?? 🤣
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing about Trump saying that Iran should take out San Diego or Los Angeles, is that Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein killed in a jail cell to cover for his rape crimes on Epstein Island.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never heard ”drying machine” either.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What part of America can you get by without AC? Not judging, but curious. I’ve lived most of my life in the southeast and it would be unbearable without.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That one? Yes.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly!
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George Costanza: Yes, Thank You!
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, I’m American, but hanging your clothes to dry is objectively the better method for keeping your good clothes lasting forever. Tf.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And we, in Deep South Georgia, are gonna (re)elect Jon Ossoff. Maine?? Don’t fuck this up.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember it was Trump that called for the destruction of 2 American cities.
Not Mamdani. Not El-Sayed.
Not any Muslim.
Trump.
A white, billionaire, rapist, pedophile.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s more Republicans in California than there are in Texas.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump is the first president to have been convicted on felony criminal charges. Trump is the first president to have been found liable for rape. And NOT ONE Republican has called for him to step down from office over this. Not one.
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🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s literally right there at the end of the video.
@ALEXBERGAN_OFFICIAL
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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