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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Indeed. Revenge for my other half making me take her to see Alanis Morissette in the summer.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah, haven’t been to the Cavern before. I presume it’s as dingy as it sounds.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Be nice to hang out with the dystopians for an evening.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ah, got me some tickets to go see @warringtonruncorn.com next year.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

“Dreadful legion of fuck buddies”

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm always torn between any of the first three albums. LAGWAFIS was my gateway drug but the others are sublime. Shine a Light has been one of my crematorium songs since I first heard it.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’ve discovered the shop next to the project sells these. I’m fully expecting a formal complaint to go in to HR.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A knowing nod from across the room for any Brit Hop & Amyl House fan.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Given the amount of British food discourse we see on here I have this one ready whenever anyone mentions spice.

Princess Irulan off of the Dune 84 prologue with a speech bubble

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m doing a 12-8 shift today so obviously I’ve been in a meeting since 10. Fuck this, I’m having a McMuffin.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like the bit when he takes off his hat then an underling almost immediately hands him a replacement hat.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New god tier snack discovered lads.

Bobby’s Garlic Bread Snax. Big bag! Consumed with no decorum. So garlicky. So smelly. Laura’s going to be so annoyed.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh god you can still see the face of the last person he ate!

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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just popped up to the postbox and I’ve got a sweat on!

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I got one of these for the project kitchen last year because it was like a fucking biblical plague. Absolute game changer and you can pretend you’re working from a kebab shop if it’s in view of the camera.

A fly zapper so powerful it still has force lightening even though it’s unplugged.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eat less fruit mate. Problem solved.

Sir David Attenborough out in the nature looking at the camera. The caption says “Seriously though, what’s the fucking point of flies?”

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah that’s the place I managed to get a photo of a lemur sucking himself off just outside the cafe.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had to call in late once because I'd knocked a cactus off a windowsill and it had landed on a pile of clean laundry. I only discovered this was an issue when I put on some socks full of tiny needles...

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s like one of those Star Trek transporter accident episodes…

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

Jason Statham riding a small plastic train in some theme park. The expression on his face is what I’d call a mixture of threat and confusion. So the face he pulls in all his films then.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trying to cancel the auto renew on the car insurance via their website.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s a little known fact he has a strong connection to Swan Hunter, as evidenced by this genuine photo of him just outside his Wallsend terrace with his friends.

The Last Ship starring Shaggy. Probably.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Our communities will be destroyed without the shipyards” - It wasn’t me! “Oh what will we do?” - Mr Lover Lover!

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I howled fuck off at such a volume and intensity that Laura came in to check if I was all right.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Has anyone considered reinstating Rishi’s Rwanda Scheme but we send asylum seekers to Piddington instead.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Also, if it’s not that undefinable European fella off the advert asleep in the back then the whole world as we know it is a sham.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If anyone fancies a low stakes heist, probably involving someone’s grandma’s old gold teeth, the Gold Arthur campervan is parked up in Dawlish station.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So there was this time when I tried to eat a pizza when I was off my nut on magic mushrooms and I couldn’t eat it because of all the little faces in the cheese and yeah this is a little bit like that experience.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m now a subscriber to the Dog Scooting Its Arse On A Carpet model of history.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Read it in your voice doing his voice.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wow amazing or Sorry that happened to you I don’t go to a lot of pubs these days.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A horrible arsehole. Stood next to me and an elephant.

Me and my sister in the early eighties posing in front of a very disinterested elephant. Sorry not sorry @em-allum.bsky.social

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Why does the chicken taste fizzy?” is normally a warning sign.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I mean I’ve got the sophisticated palate of a 12 year old at times but even I’m looking at that thinking fucking hell that’s a bit grim.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The fash are on the rise and the planet is becoming unliveable but on the other hand I’m making mini roasties in the air fryer so you know, swings and roundabouts.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If it’s ’don’t have intercourse with someone of the opposite sex’ then I suspect they’re already there.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Herald & Express response was glorious…

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That’s almost as good as the Roger Moore scotch egg scandal.

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