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Patu The Jackal

@patuthejackal.bsky.social
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Level 40 Oath of Himbo Paladin, shining bright and feeling whole in myself, but everything is better with a lil' salt. ACAB, BLM, bi/pan poly newbie.

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Parker Simmons @parkersimmons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry were both profoundly kind, curious, and generous. It can seem maudlin to say that entertaining others is a higher calling, but they truly proved it was. At the heart of both their lives was a single message: "Love yourself."
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Istanbul @istanbul777.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hear people asking "Where are we going to get replacements for amazing people like Dolly Parton and Tim Curry?" It's us, y'all. We have to become the amazing people. The hope they gave us? We have to give that hope to the following generations. We are the solution.
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LaneyVotesBlue @laneyvotesblue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️
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🗽💜 @chips1955.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/04/2026
Tim Walz on DHS officers who shot Minnesotans: "We're gonna bring them back and hold them accountable for what they did"
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tucker Carlson isn't fooling anyone. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-bigo…
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 15/04/2026
Guitar riffs are like farts, you know they’re nasty when the dog leaves the room
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IronicnotSavage @ironicnotsavage.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every Miku is Canon
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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نور 🇮🇶🪬 @aeniiac.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
lets be unapologetically obsessed about our ocs on bluesky... together
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✧ 𝕍𝔼𝔾𝔸ℙ𝕌ℕ𝕂 ✧ @brickbatz.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I'm rewatching one of my favorite series 🐇 so have a Fiver #watershipdown #hrairoo #brickbatzart
Hrairoo (Fiver) panicking as he looks around to only see bones surrounding him. This is from a scene where he sees bones instead of tree roots inside a rabbit warren. His eye is red, while he is blue.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 23/03/2026
Reposting the image with alt text. So EVERYONE can see which of the thirteen airports will have ICE agents on site
Per CNN posted on Monday, March 23, 2026.
List of thirteen airports in the United States that will have ICE agents in person:

Chicago-O'Hare International Airport
Cleveland Hopkins International Airport
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport
Houston's William P. Hobby Airport
John F. Kennedy International Airport (New York)
LaGuardia Airport (New York)
Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport
Luis Munoz Marin International Airport (San Juan, Puerto Rico)
Newark Liberty International Airport
Philadelphia International Airport
Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport
Pittsburgh International Airport
Southwest Florida International Airport (Fort Myers, Florida)
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama
A large, framed wood/glass sign that reads, “ No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
SHADY JD Vance ON @aoc.bsky.social : “I think it’s a person who doesn’t know what she actually thinks.”🤔 Translation: they are afraid of her, and he’s an unlikable misogynistic bully who knows he could never dream of being as authentic as AOC is
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@natefakes.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
On President’s Day, the First Amendment Troop staged “ResistDance” — a tribute and act of artistic dissent — at the Lincoln Memorial. ❤️ #FirstAmendment #ArtisticExpression
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
Mia Valentina Paz Faria
A 7-year-old from Venezuela who was living in Austin, Texas 
Detained for 70 days

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”UPDATE: Staff at the ICE concentration camp in Dilley, Texas have begun raiding the dormitories of kids and their parents to confiscate and destroy letters from the children. This is in response to the ace reporting by 
@micarosenberg
 et al for ProPublica:
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🎃🎃SCOOPS🎃🎃 @sundogscoops.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Reminder: “The SAVE America Act” is not saving us from anything real — and was born out of the lies of a malignant narcissist who incited an insurrection. 🇺🇸 Thank you for coming to our TED Talk. www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
😅😅😅
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Ellen Hopkins @ellenhopkins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Original commentary from the Headline Lab in the comments, and worth the read.
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Starsent beast @starsent.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Chibi werewolf for @v-art.co.uk 🐺
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Gelty Drake @geltydrake.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Internet, make this viral. I know you can!
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Summoning circle for a perpetual Blue Texas
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Gotyoureyes @gotyoureyes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Rep. Judy Chu @chu.house.gov · 27/01/2026
Bovino was forced out of Minnesota because the American people stood firm. Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in below-freezing temps to peacefully defend their neighbors & freedoms. We’ll keep fighting. No more deaths at the hands of rogue DHS agents.
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Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/01/2026
Jeffries: "Do we think that the Trump Dept of Injustice is gonna actually conduct a credible investigation? These extremists and political hacks at the DOJ have been weaponizing the criminal justice against Donald Trump's enemies."
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lacri 🔞 | commissions closed @lacrimale.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
study break #nsfwart
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lacri 🔞 | commissions closed @lacrimale.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
barkness test #teratophilia
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"What can Democrats actually do?" - Vote against funding for ICE and DHS - State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE - Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
🔥 “This started as a pretext about immigration and fraud… it’s WELL beyond that now. It’s into your 2nd/4th/6th Amendments… We’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called the Constitution… Wake up. This isn’t just Minneapolis. It’s ALL of us.” (H/T @allenanalysis.bsky.social )
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mood in minneapolis right now
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President of the Antifa Hair Club For Men @nachosinabox.xyz · 25/01/2026
Nothing else to say about it.
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Weredog! @were.dog · 21/01/2026
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦 We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys! TO ENTER: ❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW 💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST This post only! ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT. Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.
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CN News/Schedules @cnschedules.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
RIP Guy Moon, the composer for several series, including Fairly OddParents (and the rest of Butch Hartman's work), 2 Stupid Dogs, Cow and Chicken, Ned's Declassified, Big Time Rush, Back in the Barnyard, and many more. He was 63 years old.
Image of Guy Moon from his FacebookScreencap of a post on Guy Moon's Facebook: 
We are overcome with grief to announce the passing of our beloved patriarch, Guy Moon.  He was killed on Thursday morning in a traffic collision.  
We feel singularly blessed to have been able to call him dad and husband.  As we stand together at the base of what seems to be an insurmountable grief, we are emboldened to grieve him with honor and courage with the tools that he equipped us with in his beautiful life. He has left an unmistakable legacy, and will be profoundly missed by us, his family, and countless others whose lives he impacted.  
We are tentatively planning to celebrate his life on his birthday, February 7th, in the Los Angeles area, and again sometime after in his hometown in Wisconsin.  We will make details available as we plan.
Together we remain,
The Moon Family
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
Man and cat stare intensely into sink
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship
Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs”

Panel 2:
Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions”

Panel 3:
Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time.

Panel 4: 
Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I think I ate too much cheese over Christmas.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/01/2026
STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said the US is going to 'run Venezuela.' Under what legal authority? RUBIO: We want a better future for the people of Venezuela STEPHANOPOULOS: I'll ask again -- what is the legal authority? RUBIO: We have court orders
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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