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Ryan Patton

@pattonious.bsky.social
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Thecrowtold.me The fear’s an illusion, so don’t even ask.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 2h
My Instagram algorithm has become weaponized against me. It’s a bunch of rescue dogs that make me cry. It’s actually been an effective tool to make me be on their less.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This game is sucking out my will to live.
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
KENNETH FUCKING WALKER
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The last two minutes of the first half in this Patriots Bills game is drunk
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Setting an alarm for 8:30 like I wont wake up at 5:22 am.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”?
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”?
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro doesn’t respect the college of cardinals. Bro hasn’t seen Conclave.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of these people can eat fucking shit. I’m so sick of sharing a society with evil creeps.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BLACK ARROW! #AEWDynamite
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, perfect placement for this Orange Cassidy and Moxley match. After how emotional the first few minutes of the show were…this match is just a blast and putting a smile on my face. #AEWDynamite
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m so sad man. He was our Bastard.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I first got back into wrestling, it was WWE. And I remember seeing Neville. And it was so apparent how fucking good he was. He was head and shoulders above that era of WWE. What a talented Bastard.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
Unforgettable.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m proud of myself for not knowing what happened at the lesbian bar in NYC. Frankly, it doesn’t seem like my business.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haircut. Oktoberfest. Sturgill tonight. Gonna be a gooooood day.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there anything hotter than a woman with some grey hairs? I fear I have been Pavlovian trained by Rogue in X-Men the animated series.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun part of being 41, I say “brother” a lot. Who am I? Macho Man? Hulk?
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking me to do my job past 3:30 on a Friday? Good luck, pal.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna be singing “Don’t ever buy me flowers, all I want are seafood towersssssssss” til Thanksgiving.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This new @karinarykman.bsky.social album is just a banger. Absolutely going to be my album of the fall (came out too late to be my album of the summer)
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it preseason? Yeah. Do I care? No.
A screen shot of a score, with the San Jose Sharks leading the Anaheim Ducks 8-0
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If not now, then when?
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Folks, pretty sure I didn’t blow it.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dog wasn’t selling for shit. You gotta put your dance partner over!
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met a cute girl at Phish Dicks who happens to live in KC. I, being a dummy, did not get her phone number. She got mine from a mutual friend. We’re going to see Charlie Crockett tonight. So. Hope your boy doesn’t blow this.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Chiefs
Screen shot from The Wire with Stringer Bell saying “I want you to put the word out there that we back up”
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh we’re having fun with it now.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kenneth Walker go brrrrrrrrrr
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did the league fuck up by letting the Chiefs get Walker? Yes. Yes they did.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Andy Reid hammering the point home. We run the ball now.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Late night party? Hell yeah.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve just had “What’s Going Through Your Mind” on repeat since Dick’s. Might be my favorite newer #Phish song. Great lyrics that make me feel and a stellar jam vehicle. It’s got the juice.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It me.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not exactly breaking news, but Eli Drinkwitz is a moron.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everytime I fall into a Taskmaster season, I leave with a crush. And it’s rarely who I’d think it would be at the start. (Series 21 is Amy Gledhill. Holy. Smokes)
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One more piece of Dick’s weekend, lost my wallet on the Grassy Knoll after N2. Had it back in my pocket before N3 due to some rad, caring people. Best fan base. Best community. #phish #dicks2026
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Walking out to “I Will Always Love You” just felt right.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Split Open and Melt the Guns
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a special weekend. Phish will never disappoint if you surrender to the flow.
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Scott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post show music: I Will Always Love You (Dolly Parton)
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dicks has won. I am beat. I’m on no sleep. Phish tour is a young man’s game.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Speaking of Dick’s. I made koozies and stickers. #phish #phishdicks
Phish koozie and stickers that I made. An illustrated tin of canned fish with some Phish references on it. A retro logo for a fictional mountaineering club with Phish references.
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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mother fucking Dick’s Day!
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