Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 3hMy Instagram algorithm has become weaponized against me. It’s a bunch of rescue dogs that make me cry. It’s actually been an effective tool to make me be on their less. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 3hChief’s games have a ton of B-2 flyovers because the base is only an hour away…but the A-10 flyovers are always my favorite hands down. They make the coolest noise. 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 5hUp there with standing itch behind ear with same side back leg. 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 21hWell, neither are they. (Their slowest player is absolutely 3x faster than me) 010
Reposted by Ryan PattonMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO 6293241
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The last two minutes of the first half in this Patriots Bills game is drunk 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s the beauty of Justin Herbert. Exact same guy. 110
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Setting an alarm for 8:30 like I wont wake up at 5:22 am. 110
Reposted by Ryan PattonRyan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”? 011
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Listen, not everyone makes it to 40 hot. Some of us do. Let us enjoy it. 3163
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How come whenever things are going pretty well for me, there’s a little gremlin in my head that says “you should fuck this up”? 011
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bro doesn’t respect the college of cardinals. Bro hasn’t seen Conclave. 011
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All of these people can eat fucking shit. I’m so sick of sharing a society with evil creeps. 010
Reposted by Ryan PattonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160 662216436
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I may or may not hang out in this parking lot a lot. But not Ugly Joes. 110
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hope it’s off “Moon and Antartica” or “Long Drive…” 130
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To be fair, there are multiple guys to hate in that post. 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Opponent saw that and said “No thank you, not for me”static.klipy.comJerry Seinfeld's Audience ReactionAlt: Jerry Seinfeld's Audience Reaction. Raises hands as if to say “not for me”, gets up to leave. 150
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly, perfect placement for this Orange Cassidy and Moxley match. After how emotional the first few minutes of the show were…this match is just a blast and putting a smile on my face. #AEWDynamite 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I first got back into wrestling, it was WWE. And I remember seeing Neville. And it was so apparent how fucking good he was. He was head and shoulders above that era of WWE. What a talented Bastard. 000
Reposted by Ryan PattonRJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard. 461874564
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m proud of myself for not knowing what happened at the lesbian bar in NYC. Frankly, it doesn’t seem like my business. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is canonically what the Marce’s Playground song is about. 280
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Haircut. Oktoberfest. Sturgill tonight. Gonna be a gooooood day. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is there anything hotter than a woman with some grey hairs? I fear I have been Pavlovian trained by Rogue in X-Men the animated series. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fun part of being 41, I say “brother” a lot. Who am I? Macho Man? Hulk? 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If only there was a way these fuckheads could have seen this coming. 110
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Asking me to do my job past 3:30 on a Friday? Good luck, pal. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gonna be singing “Don’t ever buy me flowers, all I want are seafood towersssssssss” til Thanksgiving. 000
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This new @karinarykman.bsky.social album is just a banger. Absolutely going to be my album of the fall (came out too late to be my album of the summer) 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This one isn’t the thirstiest, but I was trying to capture some golden hour light in a car selfie. 1161
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So the room must listen to me, filibuster vigilantly. 120
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 20/09/2026These are risks I’m willing to take. I live on the edge. 😎 010
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m running this experiment currently. But I’m not a Red Bull guy, I am a Coke Zero guy. Gonna crack a cold one for the noon game. 111
Reposted by Ryan PattonPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163184192
Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I enjoyed this conversation so immensely. It put into words so many thoughts that have been rattling around my brain but didn’t quite have shape until you and Ryan said them. It was supposed to be a lazy listen turned into one of my favorite podcasts ever. 000