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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Literally the text I just sent.

iPhone screen shot of texts saying “this game suckkkkkks” and a reply of “it really sucks”

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it preseason? Yeah. Do I care? No.

A screen shot of a score, with the San Jose Sharks leading the Anaheim Ducks 8-0

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This one isn’t the thirstiest, but I was trying to capture some golden hour light in a car selfie.

Just a dude in sunglasses taking a car selfie.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I wore this shirt to Kansas vs Mizzou at Arrowhead in 2007.

A blue t-shirt that says “Kansas: Keeping America safe from Missouri since 1854” with John Brown holding a shot gun and a bible super imposed on the outline of Kansas

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Speaking of Dick’s. I made koozies and stickers. #phish #phishdicks

An illustrated tin of canned fish with some Phish references on it.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Love when the barber hooks it up with a beer pre haircut.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Counterpoint: Fishwife Fish Knife

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The wind is picking up and the clouds in the distance have an ominous presence.

A pretty sunset viewed from the golf course.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

In the hierarchy of needs pyramid, ball is listed right along side food, water and breathing.

A black and white a pitbull mutt laying in the grass with a tennis ball in his mouth.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It’s my birthday at midnight, you have to be nice to me.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I forgot how much I love a michelada. Making them for a party tomorrow…and wanted to test them out tonight.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I screen shot your skeet to let my friend know it wasn’t just him. Never let it be said I didn’t defend you.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This happened in my group chat! I thought my friend was an idiot (he is, but that’s besides the point)

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

PK Subban, respectfully, what the fuck is this outfit?

PK Subban wearing a sgt peppers ass jacket. Some sunglasses and maybe a Michael Jackson shirt?

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

How embarrassing it must be for you to have the second best dog in the world.

A black and white dog, my dog, who I decreed to be the best dog.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Hey, uhh, Kohls? What the fuck?

A screen shot of an Instagram ad from Kohls featuring a product called “Plant Urinal” that appears to be a funnel you stake into a potted planet and “water” it

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Was Phish at the Sphere the best concert I’ve ever been to? Yes. Am I going again tonight. Also yes. Will tonight be there best concert I’ve ever been to? Probably.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This is just the Mastodon Zord from Power Rangers.

A still shot from Power Rangers featuring a robot that looks like a mammoth/mastadon.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

It’s a little bit forward, at least buy me a drink first.

A screen shot that says “Take the Next Step with Spencer Hall”

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Went to the record store to buy the new Sturgill album, they were sold out but I won a drawing for a free t-shirt. Got a Geese record instead. Call that a win.

Matchbook with the cover art for Mutiny After Midnight

T shirt with a disco ball stabbed with a dagger that says “Johnny Blue Skies & the Dadk Clouds”

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

An actual koozie I bought during the height of the NFT “craze”

A koozie that says “yeah, I make NFTs, non-flushable turds”

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

HIGH DRAMA EARLY IN THE MORNING

A photo of USA curling vs Great Britain, 3 rocks in the house 2 yellow 1 red, they’ve brought out the measuring tool to judge who won the points.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Rian Johnson threw Storm on the Sea of Galilee (stolen from the Gardner) in Wake Up Dead Man. I really thought it was going to be a plot point later in the movie.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

The hot dog enjoyer has logged on.

My dog (Magnus) eagerly awaits his Christmas gift, a stuffed hot dog, from my stepmom

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

On my Betty Crocker shit today.

A tray full of almond bark pretzels with crushed candy canes.

Peanut butter blossom cookies on a warming rack

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Master Chief ass looking pizza oven.

A green pizza oven that looks like Halo’s master chiefs helmet

A Halo master chiefs helmet that looks like the pizza oven.

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

If you told me this was a picture from Madam Tussaud’s I would think it was pretty shitty wax figure.

Sly Stallone standing in the Oval Office looking bloated and…waxy

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Ryan Patton @pattonious.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Missouri is legalizing gambling in like a week, and I am so sick of seeing this asshole on my tv. Why is the microphone in a coffee mug on top of a water cooler? Isn’t this a multi billion dollar industry??