Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11hshirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t... 12609120
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026youtu.be/T6wetejGqh0?...youtu.beThree Amigos (3/12) Movie CLIP - My Little Buttercup (1986) HDYouTube video by Movieclips 010
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201015355
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stole Josh Brolin's "Cito Rats" trucker hat and he is fixing to kick my ass all up down my beautiful home state of California 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's not a chance the internet got so full up with commercial crap that now you need an AI agent to sort through it all "unbiased" of course this is the most annoying unc I will get carry on 100
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026pretty soon theyre gonna put dang ads in my reflecting pool friggin cool guy and gal actors shilling for amazon like theres no reprecussions 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026skulking around reddit and touched to find listeners recommending us in the wild 010
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026welp Christflation has finally hit: my lenticular wall clock of the Last Supper cost $89.99! 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man I gotta make some money doing what I love FAST 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First felt it was a goof when my stepfamily got me a real cemetery headstone that read "Cause of Death: Adulting & Shenanigans" and then became abundantly clear they were not joking at me 021
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Need a good activewear top hat - sweatpants material, heather grey and tall 021
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026TFW you're experiencing a high volume of customers 010
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ideal handshake for me involves an imperceptible, magician like moment prior where I can wipe the guaranteed sweat from palms before completing skin to skin contact 002
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not a good sign when kids are washing out of my child's very modest public school like its Harvard 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When push comes to shove and I had the chance to watch anything I wanted while wife is away what do I choose? Not Band of Brothers, not latest Dune. But Mortal Kombat II *sigh* 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not looking forward to Thanksgiving chiefly because my family is the fighters from Killer Instinct including Riptor, Fulgore AND living skeleton Spinal 012
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Who steals my purse steals trash" -Shakespeare 011
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ugh, I can't with the new title of the next Fast n Furious sequel: "Turns Out We've Been Slightly TOO Furious" 🙄 000
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYHave You Seen This? @haveyouseen.us · 12/08/2026Come see us at Long Beach Comic-Con, where we will be presenting a panel on weird and wacky superhero movies! Sept. 5th, 8:30PM, Room 101B at the venerable Long Beach Convention Center www.tixr.com/groups/lbcon...tixr.comLong Beach Comic Con 2026 tickets by Long Beach Comic ConGet your Long Beach Comic Con 2026 Tickets at Long Beach Convention Center in Long Beach by Long Beach Comic Con from Tixr. 21410
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The results are in and turns out you've been saying a Tony Award winning musical all wrong: it's pronounced "Jesus Christ-" *pinches nasal bridge in exasperation* "Superstar." 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So Frankie Pulitzer, Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce walk into a bar... 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Meanwhile you can buy our indie thriller comedy book with 0% Mr Beast in it for pennies on the dollar www.patterspod.com/shoppatterspod.comSHOP - Finding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery Podcast 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You'll have to wake up PRETTY early in the morning if you wanna fool Paul Schrader 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026youtu.be/BXKjCOvZQgE?...youtu.beIT'S ME, PHILADELPHIA COLLINSYouTube video by jaynumberfive 000
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there. 2494313272
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Good job Weezer music.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Oz...music.youtube.comNowhereYouTube video by Weezer - Topic 000
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv 2150444
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Likely won't ever own a house but YOU can own my heart by listening and sharing and Internet www.patterspod.compatterspod.comFinding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery PodcastFinding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery set in the underbelly of 90s thriller book publishing 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026One thing I'm seeing is that "design any flyer" is so convenient that the lazy person(s) using it is made even lazier - too lazy to explore anything because that's what drew them to AI in the first place so it's just average boring clip art again We don't use AI because it's antihuman and it sucks 010
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We are the drivers ed students who they learned it was bad to show Red Asphalt to 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Between gems like "Let's kick some mind-butt!" and "Deep fried water" I am comfortable in the knowledge my daughter is funny 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When I lived in an apartment complex in LA I climbed up into my crawlspace attic once to try and fix a noisy pipe and up there I could see the shared open space connecting the neighboring 6 units. And I could hear the simultaneous TVs going. Closest I ever got to experiencing a multiverse. 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why am I somber while you enjoy your videogames? Because *you* merely played Chrono Trigger. I lived it. 010
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Headline read, "Head football coach investigated for incident involving player at practice" Was not expecting this 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Daughter told me she had a dream that someone prophesied that she would have a falling out with this horse she had a bond with and then it turned out the prophecy was false aka I think I am in the Bene Gesserit now 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Popeye the Sailor Man eats Taylor Farms Spinach and you can bet his little muscled tush turns into a cartoon steam boat for some reason 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just trust me when I use the adjective meaningful 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Thought corporate speak was soulless before? Try getting internal newsletter quotes from coworkers definitely generated by AI 000
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYG Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 11/08/2026Mainly I don't post a lot because I have very strict rules about when I can be be on social media. Only way to be as productive as I am. I get on for a half hour around lunch to schedule posts over the next day and respond to readers, ping other people for info etc. Discussed more in this postgelliottmorris.comYou should quit social media for goodPlatforms optimized for engagement warp our politics, erode attention, and harm our wellbeing. Here’s how I minimize time on the (anti‑)social web. 616422
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"haha i know the AI fruit things are stupid but I can't stop watching them" and you won't! 1402
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hold UP you're talking to someone who once made it to the WB Writers Fellowship Quarter Finals off a Delocated spec and had to inform the program that that show even existed IM A NERRRRD, son 000
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 07/08/2026John Wick has killed Fast and Furious guys and Batman is on the case, there's just one catch... The Mask is loose and Austin Powers too. Any questions? 020
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FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"How many of our monthly expenses are the result of someone monetizing our self respect?" Dead on 190
Reposted by FINDING PATTERSBYInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You masturbate and the devil laughs. Tune into Haggerty to stop your satanic lust in its tracks. bit.ly/4yTz8X6youtube.comIS GOD REAL? Unlocking The Bible's Hidden TruthsYouTube video by InfoWars 418926
FINDING PATTERSBY @patterspod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Let's just say the principal of my high school was... Sling Blade 000