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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Well hellO STUPID-ney, I hope you're ready to get completely annihilated aHAHAHAHA! Nobody loves Grogu and your copyright is going to expire someday!
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Game day fit debuting the #bug
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Shhhh they're sleeping #pokopia
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
if you see this share your smash bros main
Palette Swap headline: "Zelda movie abruptly shifts to toon-style"
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I think the underrated part of naming your country after the continent is that it contributes to the term "Americans" itself often being used pejoratively in the rest of the world and "USians" seems a better alternative to *that*
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Gholdengo to the polls to celebrate 1000 months of #Pokemon
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'.
Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Tough call when Pearl exists but no OtH track hits like that piano
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a close up of a cartoon character with blonde hair and black clothes
Alt: Cynthia Pokémon
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
just when you thought things couldn't get horsier
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yep yep yep Garbodor my darling
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I had steel sparkling for a mawile in the fairy zone but this is maybe better 💜 #pokemon
Pokemon Z-A screenshots, trainer with Shiny Aromatisse
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
First Kalosian shiny alpha and oh it's good #pokemon #plza
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Matching fits like in Hisui we are SO back #plza
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My Pumpkaboo is tinier than Hex Maniac's, perfect friend identified #plza
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dreams really do come true 💜💚
Pokemon Z-A screenshot:
Player followed by 3 Trubbish, nearby NPC remarks, "Looks like you have some admirers! How adorable!"Pokemon Z-A screenshot:
Player followed by 3 Trubbish, nearby NPC remarks, "An outing with a troupe of Trubbish, eh? Nice work!"
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Disney's Hercules is the first film I remember seeing in cinema, and despite enjoying classical myth since, I have only seen it once since, half-watched on a coach in Greece on my last school trip, which I now realise means it was one of, if not the last film I saw before leaving school
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Probably better known in the UK, but Carr is a famous sellout, big on private gigs and caught in a tax scandal
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This was '92, contemporary spoof
youtu.be
S03E20 - Yahoo TV Show Opening Sequence
YouTube video by The Max Power Way
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I pressed show less on a vore comic is this what I get
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My Melmetal and Kuromi
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
a lil snap of this box since I happen to be looking at it
An 8-part display box of Lego minifigs (details on request)
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
IN this season: the "Larry Trainor"
A white fabric mannequin in sunglasses
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
well that just sounds like too many
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I never knew there were so many mythology jokes, I only ever had one about Atlas but it *really* pulls its weight
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
accidental early birthday from darling wife and traced back to @badmachinery.com 6 feels like a special number, even the Lord rested after that one as we know
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jona @babynapa.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
old comic from 2020
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Cover by Win Mortimer.
Batman #97 (1956). Ace shows up in the Batcave with a photo of Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, showing that he knows Batman and Robin’s secret identities. Batman comments that “he’s getting to be too good a detective!”
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
@kcg.bsky.social happy bday greature man
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
V-day with the gals @wackylesbianhour.com @keithstack.com
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
yesss i got this but I've lost one of pool's swords, placed him in the bugle lobby with his bro fighting the punisher
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
waow did i rly forget to upload this MUTANTS PREPARE TO BE DUNKED
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Love in the Danger Room
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
loved this build 💛💙
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Advent done, lot of nice stuff in here but I gotta rate the Rhino nutcracker top
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
stress baking: bounced like three recipes then got halfway thru before I realised this one didn't have cocoa so I dumped some dry mix and threw it in, if these are any good I'll be ASTOUNDED
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
this dandelion skirt is nice
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Heading out
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
sharing clothes with my lovely wife, let's explore
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
By Carl Barks.
A painting of Scrooge McDuck holding a small Christmas tree over his head while a sad Donald Duck hands over his last bit of money and Huey, Dewey, and Louie look at the tree in anticipation. A sign in the back says “Scrooge’s Xmas Trees No Discounts!”
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Thinking of Bizarro
A rough sketch of Bizarro #1 smashing a miniature Bizarro World on the ground. Caption reads: Atlas carries the world
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A l i c e @astoehr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
oh my god they found it... the controversial simpsons episode from 2002 where bart plans a school shooting
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favourite Pokémon.
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a group of cartoon characters with tv tokyo written on the bottom left
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with tv tokyo written on the bottom left
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
this is canon but with the sliding timeline it happened in like 2010
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Impossible to choose from every Kirby splash that made me swoon, in the end my favourite probably comes down to this:
Self-portrait of Jack Kirby with the Thing, laughing. The Thing holds a drink while Doctor Doom pours "Nitro-Juice" into it from a hatch on the background. Jack holds a stick of dynamite as if a cigar, being lit by the Red Skull crouched behind the bar.
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Patch Wylie @patroclx.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
The Shocking Grasp of Amy Jones #DnD character, a kobold sorceress who identifies as human (in a fetish way), using a specialised at-will Alter Self to take her ideal form
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