Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I shot the sheriff (and I also shot the deputy) 010
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Episode 6: The Enemy Within. A transporter incident splits Kirk into a drunk rapist, and a decent guy. In the end, they need to join the two because apparently the rapist half was the half making all the decisions (!?!). They kill a space dog and Sulu freezes because they forget about shuttle crafts 000
Reposted by Patrick KnollScott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have to admit the NY Yankees hold a special place in my heart. They're one of the very few sports teams that can instantly make me a fan of another team. Go Rays! 062
Reposted by Patrick KnollProject True North @projtruenorth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026During the ICE surge, Lisa Demuth signed a letter thanking ICE and praising Kristi Noem for her "steady leadership." 4256148
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode 5:The Naked Time. Another Trek title/gay porn match. The Enterprise is in the thrall of a strange sickness that makes the crew act as if intoxicated. All are affected except for Bones and Scotty, as they are both quite used to functioning just fine under the influence, thank you very much! 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode 4: Where No Man Has Gone Before. The second Trek episode title that could double for gay porn. Now Spock, Kirk, and a bunch of characters you won't ever see again deal with two crew members who get God like powers. In the end, they kill each other because, yakno, women in the 60s, right? 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode 3: Charlie X. The Enterprise takes on more than she bargains for when rescuing a teenage boy who gained God like powers when he converted to the Nation of Islam. First appearance of Sexy Shirtless Shatner. 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode 2: The Man Trap. The first of many Trek titles that could double as titles for gay porn. Dr McCoy rekindles an old flame with a salt vampire as Spock beats the hell out of it. Bones winds up shooting it as it attacks Kirk, because bros before salt succubuses. 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode 1: The Cage. Spock and a bunch of characters you'll never see again get caught in a menagerie by veiny-headed weirdos who like to watch. Capt. Pike falls for a GILF who they leave in captivity because it's apparently better than being ugly. 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A THREAD OF SKEET SYNOPSES AS I REWATCH ALL OF STAR TREK: 110
Reposted by Patrick KnollColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Street Smarts For Republicans”, by Matt Groening, 1995. 015360
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comTony Soprano Eating PastaAlt: Tony Soprano Eating Pasta, properly sauces, unlike the travesty described in the original skeet. 010
Reposted by Patrick Knollquitedo @q1t3d0.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026"I hear thy mother hath started a new enterprise" 0185
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Guys, I don't want to brag, but Amy Klobuchar has been totally blowing up my texts lately. 010
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You know you should be upset, but goddamnit, there's just so much natural charm and magnetism. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is why I asked. I assumed it was just a thing. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Informal Poll: With McDonald's breakfast, does the hashbrown go on the sandwich, or no? 100
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Easily would have been a Top 5 episode of The Sopranos. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This would've been a top 5 episode of The Sopranos. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Obligatory.static.klipy.comFerris Bueller's Day Off: Seurat Painting SceneALT: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Seurat Painting Scene 050
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A reminder: ACAB includes the guy who does the sound effects in Police Academy. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026According to Nordic lore, Dolly is now locked in eternal battle with Jolene in Valhalla. 062
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That weird dread when you realize the summer is almost over, and you haven't had a really good BLT yet. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Middle-aged dude problems are still problems. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm saying, we've all been through a lot, man. If you need to talk, it's okay. 100
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The scandal that takes down the administration of Mayor McCheese 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sam Jackson: WE ARE DEPENDING ON THAT RED WHEELBARROW, MOTHERFUCKER! 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There's a weird close-up of Charlie in that song where I swear he's thinking of murdering Willy Wonka. It's full on Mark David Chapman vibes. 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Some-BODY once told me the woorld was gonna roll me..." 000
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?static.klipy.comGene Hackman in The Royal TenenbaumsALT: Gene Hackman in The Royal Tenenbaums 010
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Happy Freebie Day to all former smokers in the area! Just step outside, take a deep breath, and you're in Flavor Country! 010
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England, after 60 years, have you considered that maybe football just doesn't really want to come home? 010
Reposted by Patrick Knoll🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 15/07/2026idk anything about footie but i like to see england suffer 1266
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm sure it becomes instinctual for any woman who has ever worked at a bar. 120
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Francis Scott Key isn't even the best Francis Scott in American letters. And the better one is just kind of okay and was all sorts of problematic in his own way. 010
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Fuck Woodrow Wilson for the executive order, and fuck Herbert Hoover for making it official. 110
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Star Spangled Banner sucks. It is an objectively bad song, and there are much better America songs that would be better national anthems. 110
Reposted by Patrick KnollPetrarca @petrarca.bsky.social · 04/07/2026"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch" 18837239
Reposted by Patrick KnollJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174903960
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This is grounds for banning you from the province of Ontario. 100
Reposted by Patrick KnollThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just because America is currently shit it doesn’t mean I can’t root against England 4284
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It should have gone both ways. Keith David would have been a badass Klingon. 030
Patrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I also agree that The Office could not be made today, but only because it got so bad after Steve Carell left. 000
Reposted by Patrick KnollPatrick Knoll @patrickknoll.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Are you queer in the Twin Cities? Do you like arts and crafts? Then help out my friend Dylan here! queermunity.spacebring.com/suite/organi... 001
