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Patrick Dalton

@patrickdalton.bsky.social
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Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' now available to stream on all good platforms as well as some bad ones too. I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter

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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 2h
I had a dream last night that Cher sang Graceland instead of Paul Simon & TBH her version was pretty good & totally worked with her voice. Also I am on very strong painkillers.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 2h
Here he is at Woodstock '69 plotting to overthrow Nixon
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 9h
48 years on Earth and it's only today that I've learned that fish slaughterhouses are a thing
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 19h
Centaurs minus the horse bit
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I had to read it I'd hide it in a copy of Mein Kampf so people wouldn't judge me too harshly on the train
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mistakenly believed that I'm English but under Braverman's standards for determining nationality I don't think I qualify as anything anymore.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The small dick energy is off the scale here
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if Burnham started running a campaign of "The only way to stop the boats is to rejoin the EU" That'd break the Reform/Restore knuckle draggers minds.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where does this end? You don't need people to make music for you to enjoy. You don't even need people to enjoy making music - that's a waste of time, AI can do it. In fact, why do we even need people?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Personally, I'm beginning to hope so.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry to rant but I've just had an operation on my feet and I'm not allowed to walk for two weeks so I'm frustrated with navigating my way through this dirge in the quest for entertainment.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's fast making the internet unusable as you have to wade through tons of AI crap to find any real, human created content. AI videos, AI podcasts that use 1000's of words to say nothing and even AI music being pushed. It's all so dismal.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The link takes you through to what is presented as the BBC News website with the full story. On the face of it it's ridiculous but we all know by now that there are a huge amount of credulous people out there that will fall for ANYTHING. The AI slop scam factory is out of control.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It features the above image of the police keeping protesters IN the TVC grounds (why?) gathered around an overturned police car. The protestors are apparently there to insist on the release of Jeremy Vine who has been arrested because he revealed how people can make money crypto trading
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The government really need to do something about online scams. On YouTube an entirely false story is being pushed about Jeremy Vine being arrested at Television Centre for promoting a crypto trading site.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI Slop Teslas talking to each other Algorithms driving people into hate Tech bros cosying up to a demented pedophile Can't help but think that this guy might've been misunderstood. He knew what was coming & tried to warn us.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think of the savings, Rob! Instead of the paltry fee some scruffy writer would demand they can get this guff for free now. The licence fee payer could see upwards of 10p shaved off their yearly charge.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best of REM yet features four floating Phil Collins heads on the cover
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The G.O.A.T In my advancing years it has introduced me to a lot of jazz I wouldn't have necessarily heard if I hadn't searched for the source of samples used on this record
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming over 'ere on dinghies lured by the promise of free museum entry 😡
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wouldn't put it past Trump to nuke a U.S city in an attempt to stay in power. The time for this syphilitic madman to be removed from power was yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that etc
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man vs Bee but with a couple instead
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
A mashup of gritty urban crime sitcom Only Fools and Horses and Slow Horses called, appropriately enough, Only Fools and Slow Horses.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had to end a friendship of 30 years with someone who fell down the RW rabbit hole. He genuinely maintained that even if the UK became a warzone he would try & move his family to safety because "That's life, isn't it" Insanity.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The people who voted for Brexit are.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine forming your entire identity around this issue instead of actually doing something productive for society. These guys are just sad bullies who are channeling their bitter disappointment in their own life outcomes into hate. "I'm a patriot" So f**king what?! 😂
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kuenssberg when she's talking to a PM that let 1000's of people die unnecessarily while his cabinet engaged in obscene corruption by tossing government contracts to their mates that they knew were not even remotely qualified to fulfill them.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine a cafe trying to make money. Sickening.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nolan at pitch meeting: So, what if we did Ancient Greece BUT we make it look like the Outer Hebrides?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly this
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I wish political parties could devote some attention to policies which don't involve hurting people once in a while
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/09/2026
Y’all have seen the viral short clip. Here’s the full original. The energy we need when somebody tries to push disinformation down our throats.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Floella Benjamin is a national treasure ♥️
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Floella!
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's Bumpelstiltskin been up to this time? ❄️
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like!
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New painting - Amazon (Locker)
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ask and ye shall receive
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Excellent points
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus, this looks like a barbers chair has grown a human head, become sentient & started its own business.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
George 'Peter Thiels mate' Osborne? Who gives a shit what that odious little turd says? He doesn't care about the people of this country.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mad to think that our ancestors were doing this 10,000 years before the car park was even invented. They probably just stood around a crude ox drawn cart wanking instead....or if the wheel hadn't been invented some kind of sled. History is amazing.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my brains exists purely to watch the other one do stupid shit & be completely powerless to stop it 👍
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like this song isn't appreciated enough. I invite you to appreciate it. youtu.be/YHrII136QWU?...
youtu.be
John Forde - Star Dance (1977) vidEo
YouTube video by zOoTiMe
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😂
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe that the universe denied us the delicious irony of a group of rabid racists drowning at sea because there was nobody to rescue them.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂
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