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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt. -Eric Adams, Unc Mindset

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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relatable
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think my GRANDPA (ww2 vet Appalachian tobacco farmer, CCC member) could have whipped prime me well into his old age
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think it’s noted enough that that they made the CEO of Wrasslin the Secretary of Education and her main goal has been to eliminate the department
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever these “dangerous foods” recalls happen under RFK Jr’s watch, someone always finds a photo of him looking exactly like the recalled product 🤣
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in the Shire.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle. "The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."
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From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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James Libresco @jameslibresco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I investigated the ACPS Transportation Department after major busing challenges arose at the start of the school year. The department's director is now on administrative leave while the district reviews the allegations raised in my story. Read the Alexandria Times!! Among my findings: 🧵(1/5)
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Steve Harvey's Confused Face Meme
ALT: Steve Harvey's Confused Face Meme
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Unless you're talking about vampire hunters don't say stakeholders at me
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Lucy @leftliblucy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democratic polling be like: - Should Rubio rot in jail with the rest? - YES +71 - Life or death for Jake Sullivan? - DEATH +34 - Does the sword which glitters in the hands of liberty's heroes resemble the one with which tyranny's lackeys are armed? - YES +63 Is Kamala still brat? - YES +38
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.mandatory.com/news/1855394...
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JD Vance Says 'Fart Left' at Rally, Then Insists It Was an Accident
JD Vance said “fart left” instead of “far left” while campaigning for Michael Whatley in North Carolina, then addressed the gaffe.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently sitting at 4 supplement powders and thinking it can only grow from here
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enticing
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Tell the arch snipers to open fire.” “Sir, the arch fell to Spanberger’s forces 40 minutes ago.”
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Walked thru the Garth Brooks concert crowd on the way to Marc Maron show, pretty drastic vibe shift
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why would Hasan Piker do this
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Taco Bell Tokyo-3 @tacobelltokyo3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in. We kept it gray!"
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Torn on Ossoff 2028. One one hand he’s saying these things otoh no swing state Senators should run for president.
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤔
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is an IG page that find men on the street that THINK they can beat a professional woman athlete at her sport and then have them challenge her and they lose every single time from tennis to weightlifting.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
on the track "Victory," Biggie says "business-wise, I play men/hide money on the island Cayman/y'all just betray men," suggesting that there's a moral boundary somewhere between "playing" and "betraying" that it is shameful to cross
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Re:Return of the Mack, we should all try to be a little more like the Mack
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026
Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning.
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Crazy that pumpkin is canceled this year and brands are just doin apple
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think if I needed work I could be a bad handyman. Watch YouTube videos and do mediocre work, probably wouldn’t get many repeat customers but might get some out of pity or because of my good vibes.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026
the other day my neighbor said that he doesn't eat McDonald's anymore because an AI generated version of Ronald McDonald told him the Shamrock shake has [spooky voice] "58 ingredients." he was holding a cigarette while telling me this
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The people who want to abolish the 19th amendment and confine women to the home are really concerned about women’s sports
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I admit I questioned the decision to have Senator Susan Collins sing the “Charlie Charlie Kirky, I Just Popped a Perky” song live but I’ll be damned if it didn’t bring down the house
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought this was beautiful last night
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JD Vance Singing Live – We Are Charlie Kirk | Forever Alive Torch of Truth Tribute | AI GENERATED
YouTube video by ViVO tunes
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bblebear.bsky.social @bblebear.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I would simply drive through Stalingrad quickly
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna invest my election check, my DOGE rebate, and my tariff bucks in unicorn futures 🦄💕
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Heard they’re gonna recreate the hours long We are Charlie Kirk AI video irl at the Trump Convention tonight
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t forget to never forget tomorrow
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rap name Yung Cheadle
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Jeff Stein @jeffstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 Big news: The Washington Sun launches w/: — Huge investment in DC & local reporters — Legend Tom Sietsema — Capital Weather — Newsroom of +100, w/ great reporters (& me) Comes after Bezos's enormous cuts to WaPo To support, sign up for (free!) newsletter: washingtonsun.com/newsletters
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cynical Publius
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Patrick @patrickas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jennica Pounds
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brian looking out over the water 

The text:

The things I said and did in 2011 while party rocking continue to haunt me
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