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Patrice

@patrice.bsky.social
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I’ve been things and seen places. Born in #Brooklyn, raised on TV…

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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline remains undefeated www.businessinsider.com/joanna-smith...
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An AI startup CEO on a Forbes '30 Under 30' list has been charged with defrauding investors out of $10 million
Joanna Smith-Griffin is latest Forbes '30 Under 30' alum facing criminal charges, joining Sam Bankman-Fried, Charlie Javice, and Martin Shkreli.
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elia 🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒 @frogdomain.blacksky.app · 13/11/2024
well....he is alive!!
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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
I’m back, putos
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
twitter, spill and bsky, but yes
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
using a mutual's following list to find my other friends
charlie from always sunny at his conspiracy board
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Tostitos woke things up a bit with those "hint of lime" chips
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
We are dealing with a manbaby monopoly
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Happy last day it'll feel like the correct day of the week til Thursday to all who celebrate!
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Thank you for validating my feelings, I’m thisclose to make a list of pros and cons 😂
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Letting it plan meals and make a corresponding grocery list
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I’ve been fine with iOS for years but now they’ve brought back the hot pink Razr and I am feeling feelings I’ve never felt before
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Hello this is Jerry Lawson the inventor of the video game cartridge :)
A picture of a black man holding a video game controller and smiling
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
😂 None of them and it momentarily broke my brain
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it. But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
Check the credits, Quentin Tarantino is lurking in there somewhere
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
🤣🤣🤣
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Try not to spend it all in one place 😂
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 07/06/2023
Somebody got big mad at me for saying it in person so I'll say it again (and accentuate it) even louder on all my platforms just because I can: "THE BEST AND ONLY GOOD THING RONALD REAGAN EVER DID FOR ANYBODY WAS DIE."
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
It’s google glass if it went to a magnet school. I don’t need to sit in my livingroom in ski goggles to read the internet.
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
I understand, cauliflower is a real sometimes food for me, it has to be roasted with a ton of garlic and some sesame oil, if it’s steamed no thank you very much
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
I’ve never revisited them, never will. Thankfully no one in my family was big on them so it wasn’t an issue
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
Eartha Kitt would be in the replies demolishing people like 2010’s Rihanna - good luck booking that stage you speak of style
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I am entirely too excited that I’m making a lasagna tomorrow with all the vegetables that are on their last gasp in my fridge, I am practically giddy. Is this how Garfield feels?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Did you know that white bros are calling taking vitamins biohacking? - texts from my sister
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I am absolutely waiting for all dressed to become a thing here, the closest thing is a seasonal flavor that Trader Joe’s has
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Church.
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Same. I can’t even bother to be embarrassed about it anymore 😂
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Enjoying long Succession think pieces while loving that a random baby naming site succinctly called the ending in a :60 Tik Tok
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rob @theadultnerd.com · 27/05/2023
It should be punishable by law to compare any public figure to a character from Succession in a serious conversation.
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
My tv won’t download this goofy new hbo max app so now I have to watch succession on my laptop like a heathen. I don’t steal perfectly good cable from my parents to live like this
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Happy Birthday!! 🧁
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
150mg per gummy? See you tomorrow 😂
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Finishing out the Wu Tang show on Hulu because I’m not a quitter and every minute is making me really wish I was a quitter
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Aaron Sorkin would jizz his pants if he saw this
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Be so evil that even Hell doesn’t want you.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
RIP to Tina Turner, a woman who proved that you don't have to forgive your abuser in order to heal and live your best life, and become even an more powerful, formidable, and legendary than you were before. www.nytimes.com/2023/05/24/arts/mus…
Tina Turner 1984
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
And I'm just going to have to gif my way through it...
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
:: Mike Wallace visited Tina Turner’s villa in the south of France, and he asked her: “Do you feel like you deserve all this?” To which she replied: “I deserve more.” :: www.nytimes.com/2019/09/09/theater/…
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Tina Turner Is Having the Time of Her Life (Published 2019)
A Swiss chateau. A Broadway musical all about her. And absolutely nothing she has to do.
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
🕊️ The "This is Tina Turner" playlist is one of the best start to finish listens on Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1…
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
All your Glamping skeets have made sleeping outside when I have a whole apartment I pay money for sound slightly appealing
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Patrice @patrice.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
My favorite ever and the reason I only have to go to the mailbox every other week or so
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 24/05/2023
For your repository: Disaster Girl Meme in the original quality posted by New Times. This Zoe Roth, she sold her Meme as an NFT for $500k. She used the funds to pay off her student loans and donated a portion to charity
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