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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 7m

That's okay though.. when I was 24 I found out a friend's parrot was older than me and that was a trip

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 7m

I just found out this money is a year older than me

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 9m

Just found out the monkey was in both community and big Bang theory. While nerds and geeks fought about ratings and which was the superior show, some benefited and supplied to both sides

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 11m

Just like there's the famous monkey who's been in Hangover, Community, and Fabelmans, there should be a famous skeleton throughout cinema history and it's the one skeleton

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Birds are kind of like nature's dinosaurs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-…

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 15h

a lot of parents are doll collectors. there is not really anything that pushes them to be anything else. all the institutions of society, all the laws, are built to provide structural support for that paradigm of parenting

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what kind of name is "Sandoz" for a girl anyway

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someday we will live in a world where we won't have the need for such a week 😔🫡 because we'll have banned all the books 🫡

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Banned Book Week is so sad every year. I dont understand why there's a week devoted to banning books but I try to do my part and submit some stuff that I think fits the bill during this time.

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They got gender fluid in the water over there

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someday we will live in a world where we won't have the need for such a week 😔🫡 because we'll have banned all the books 🫡

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Banned Book Week is so sad every year. I dont understand why there's a week devoted to banning books but I try to do my part and submit some stuff that I think fits the bill during this time.

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Birds are kind of like nature's dinosaurs

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Annie Lennox is Scottish? Tilda Swinton is also Scottish...🤔

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Huh the Annie Lennox version is a cover!

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why is the song "no more 'I love you's " like that

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As a reference to this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitches...

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Bitches Brew - Wikipedia

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wonder if anyone has hopped on the name Butches Brew for a beer

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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Jean Rhys @msjeanrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'Loneliness is all very well,' he said, 'but it needs fine weather.'

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Balenciaga

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my bad.. the submarine in this film is not atomic

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I want to say the thing about women doing something backwards and in heels. Robin Williams is quantitatively doing more of the work and he is literally wearing heels but yeah Sally Field's performance is as key to the thing

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

New Yorker calling me and my generation out right after I post this 😓

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

mcq was hinting that the last two MIs were gonna do this but then they shied away from it for some undisclosed reason

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

two of my five star canonical movies take place aboard a nuclear sub and have many dutch angles...what's up with that (the other is crimson tide)

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

batman labelling everything makes a lot of sense when you realize he's a scientist. When you're a scientist you need to label everything in your lab clearly

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sally field and williams are in two different movies, acting wise and that actually is what makes it work

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it shouldn't be 2 hours long tbh

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i havent reached that bit yet

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

okay yeah the high concept is spinning its wheels and it's become the kind of thing i assumed it was

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

movie's working on me... i'm gonna finish it and probably like it too. How did Chris Columbus and Robin Williams do Bicentennial Man later. they seem pretty dialled in here

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

they change tone on a dime and it RULES. kndergarten cop with arnold and he's a goofy kindergarten teacher one second and killing people in another

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

these 90s movies which have one foot in reality supposedly are always a roller coaster ride lol

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

watching MRS. DOUBTFIRE . never seen it before

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Zelig and Forrest Gump are the two similes for someone who was at the scene in multiple points of history but what if I want to use a classy, literary reference instead? What's the literate version of this for someone who doesn't want to acknowledge the existence of Woody Allen and Forrest Gump

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was going to a cheap barber 😔 It's an interesting experience to have them cus you can feel an alien presence on the periphery of your being and you can hear/feel them chew 😬

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Lili Loofbourow @lililoofbourow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you get lice, you have to wait 9 days before you can apply a second dose of the poison and find out whether any new ones have hatched. This is my record of that nine-day window. somepersonalnews.substack.com/p/nitpicking

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've had lice and I've also had this experience! bsky.app/profile/patc...

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

he holds the phone with so much aura.... also having a car phone is so aura full

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

some of these genres you could just resurrect straight up without any development or 'elevation' at all and i think a lot of people would welcome it

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i say it every few months but they cooked so hard with this car. I don't understand HOW it holds up so well but it looks SO cool

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