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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Birds are kind of like nature's dinosaurs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-…

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11h

a lot of parents are doll collectors. there is not really anything that pushes them to be anything else. all the institutions of society, all the laws, are built to provide structural support for that paradigm of parenting

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 22h

what kind of name is "Sandoz" for a girl anyway

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someday we will live in a world where we won't have the need for such a week 😔🫡 because we'll have banned all the books 🫡

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Banned Book Week is so sad every year. I dont understand why there's a week devoted to banning books but I try to do my part and submit some stuff that I think fits the bill during this time.

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They got gender fluid in the water over there

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Banned Book Week is so sad every year. I dont understand why there's a week devoted to banning books but I try to do my part and submit some stuff that I think fits the bill during this time.

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Birds are kind of like nature's dinosaurs

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why is the song "no more 'I love you's " like that

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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Jean Rhys @msjeanrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'Loneliness is all very well,' he said, 'but it needs fine weather.'

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Balenciaga

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

New Yorker calling me and my generation out right after I post this 😓

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

two of my five star canonical movies take place aboard a nuclear sub and have many dutch angles...what's up with that (the other is crimson tide)

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

watching MRS. DOUBTFIRE . never seen it before

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Zelig and Forrest Gump are the two similes for someone who was at the scene in multiple points of history but what if I want to use a classy, literary reference instead? What's the literate version of this for someone who doesn't want to acknowledge the existence of Woody Allen and Forrest Gump

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Lili Loofbourow @lililoofbourow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you get lice, you have to wait 9 days before you can apply a second dose of the poison and find out whether any new ones have hatched. This is my record of that nine-day window. somepersonalnews.substack.com/p/nitpicking

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

kyle gordon's success owes to the fact that the public would actually completely accept it if someone just resurrected 00s pop punk without any irony whatsoever and just started making songs in that vein

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

nobody's made a more fun movie since

screenshot from batman (1966). a dutch angle of the joker, penguin and riddler befuddled and intimidated by a black cat

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026

Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

U know how gunk accumulates in the space between spectacle lens frames and the lenses? I just cleaned that out in my glasses 🦾

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026

Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him

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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess

Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(Phil Collins voice) paper weight, paper weight

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 25/09/2026

ai doesn't "hallucinate" it's structurally indifferent to truth ai doesn't give people "ai psychosis" it automates cult dynamics it's a bullshit engine that makes people go auto cult

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The Sandwich @patchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

put my foot in extremely hot water and it took like 3 seconds to even figure out that it was that because it blew out the sensor so to speak and I didn't know if I was feeling extreme cold or extreme hot

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