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📝 Words: Them, Ginx TV, Paste Magazine. Co-Founder of @LetThemWrestle.bsky.social Gay 🏴‍☠️ at @ofmdframes.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Schrödinger's Queer (she/he/they) 🎙 Co-Host of @WCRewind.bsky.social / portfolio at www.patcheschance.com

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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Frankensteinian trust of Paramount, Warner Bros., CBS, Turner, and Discovery will be called...Skydance. I'm glad the pieces are retaining their individual identities so they can dissembled when staggering debt collapses this exercise in corporate hubris. whbl.com/2026/10/02/d... #FilmSky
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David Ellison says combined Paramount and Warner Bros Discovery will be named Skydance
Oct 2 (Reuters) - Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison said on Friday that the combined company would be ​named Skydance, once its merger ‌with Warner Bros Discovery closes next week. The name was cho...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 02/10/2026
the SATANS
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 02/10/2026
Kyle Brandt saying the quiet part out loud about Deshaun Watson and the way Cleveland Browns fans are embracing him.
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum on his primetime performance 🐻
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM HELL YEAH
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
lmfaooo keenum drawing them offsides
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum threads the needle to Rome Odunze!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum threw 2 TDs there but got no points
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
Austin Booker with the punchout 🥊 and Xavier Woods recovers it for the Bears
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
burden dragging a half dozen eagles into the endzone lmao
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
an ANGRY RUN from burden let's gooooo
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The deep exhale from Case Keenum 😂
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
NO. KEENUM MAGIC ONE (or two, or three, or four) LAST TIME(s)!
case keenum in a university of houston cougars uniform holding his hand to his ear
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
da coogs. da bears.
case keenum, formerly a houston cougar, suited up for the chicago bears for monday night football
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 28/09/2026
had no plans to watch the VMAs and then they put me in a gay trance 😵‍💫
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 28/09/2026
dallas when the cowboys
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 27/09/2026
I haven't been a Buccaneers fan in years, but watching them make stunningly athletic plays against the Vikings only to have them negated by penalties is so nostalgic. This is more than a decade old and it's still accurate.
art of a buccaneers player shooting himself through the foot with a penalty flag
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 25/09/2026
bijan shredding the packers defense
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
exactly! the disrespect! gonna need memes to stop attacking me!
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
wow this is far too loud
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
c'mon believe in yourself you can hit double digits one day
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
just look at the dates and you can see when netflix got control of the IP
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Roald Dahl Collection
1h 39m
THUN HONKS
PACTOKA
Leaving Soon
G
[HD 1971
Five kids from around the world win a chance to tour a quirky candymaker's mysterious factory but they're unprepared for the wonders within its walls.
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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
PG
HD
2023
From Wes Anderson comes this Oscar-winning adaptation of Roald Dahl's short story about a rich gambler who masters an astonishing skill to cheat at cards.
17m
The Rat Catcher
PG
HD 2023
A professional rodent killer takes center stage in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
9 Episodes
GOLDEN TOKE
A Competition Series
New Episode
Watch Now
TV-PG
HD 2026
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory comes to life in this imaginative reality competition where teams face unpredictable games, tests and temptations.
1h 54m
Charle
CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Leaving Soon
PG
(HD
2005
The eccentric Willy Wonka opens the doors of his candy factory to five lucky kids who learn the secrets behind his amazing confections.
17m
Poison
PG
HD
2023
A man discovers a poisonous snake asleep in his bed in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
1h 28m
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
and Three More
TV-PG
HD 2024
Wes Anderson faithfully adapts four Roald Dahl short stories in this anthology led by the Oscar-winning tale of a gambler who masters an amazing skill.
2h 2m
MAD DAN
Matilda
-Musical
PG HD 2022
Music, magic - and a little mischief. Enter a world of extraordinary adventure, where heroes come in surprisingly small packages.
The Swan
17m
PG
HD 2023
Two large, ignorant bullies ruthlessly pursue a small, brilliant boy in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
1h 42m
Twits
PG HD 2025
Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the worst people in Triperot -and they love it.
But how do you outwit a Twit? Two brave kids are about to find out.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
wait… AI slop Gene Wilder isn’t for a remake or sequel or series… but for a reality slop game show?!?! CAN WE NOT?
NETFLIX
GOCOmPEN TCKET
A Competition Series
Play
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2026 9 Episodes
HD
AD
TV-PG language, mild themes
Wonka's Factory Is Open: Watch Now
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory comes to life in this imaginative reality competition where teams face unpredictable games, tests and temptations.
Genres: Family Time TV, TV Shows Based on Books, Competition
Reality TV
This Show Is: Nostalgic, Emotional
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You've dialed the wrong number!Sorry? What good is that?How can you ever repay the 30 secondsyou have stolen from my life?
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
i think we know what the hell is going on
aaron rodgers flat on the ground with his helmet partly up his face looking like a dumbass fuck the packers go bears
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
As a Chicago Bears fan, I want Caleb Williams to recover quickly. I want Tyson Bagent to clear concussion protocol quickly. As a Houston Cougars fan, COME ON OLD MAN GIVE US SOME CASE KEENUM MAGIC ONE LAST TIME!
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 22/09/2026
Caleb 👑 Didn’t think I could love him any more, but here we are.
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@daemarrrr• 10h
The guy that had a kid arrested and expelled from school for throwing pennies at him is calling someone else soft LMFAOOOOOO

Barstool Sports * @barstoolsp.... 12h
Dave calls out Caleb Williams
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
she was SO CONFIDENT lmfaooooo
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
where’s my helmet?! and my knee brace… and the tiger balm…
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
George Kittle leaving Dolphins flailing
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
things i was afraid of as a child: getting sucked into the top of an escalator feet first also E.T. not aliens. just that creepy little dude.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
when earl thomas literally broke gronk’s back
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
cowboys gonna cowboy
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
fitting ending for a very very weird game
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
good god stevenson just decapitated aaron jones
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
caleb williams spin move brushed off van ginkel like it was nothing lmao
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
Caleb Williams goes 40 yards sideways backwards back the other way fakeout the defender break some ankles to give the Chicago Bears a… 4-yard gain
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 19/09/2026
JALEN MAYO MID-AIR ONE-HANDED INTERCEPTION FOR THE HOUSTON COUGARS
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 17/09/2026
squad goals
baldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/furbaldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/furbaldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/fur
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s a four post massacre on Steven Borden! #AEWDynamite
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford food and my phone bill due next week 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance
image mainly for algorithm purposes, very relatable ed teach in the blanket fort trying not to cry (our flag means death s1e10)
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
i mean i'm not shocked they're at an age where they wanna wrap it up but of course it's illegal in modern media to allow existing IP to die so we had to find three new dummies and have cameos from the originals to justify replacing them on the show that only existed because they got replaced
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
wait... they replaced the top gear guys... on the top gear replacement show?
prime
prime original
The Grand Tour
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• Included with Prime
NEW SERIES
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Welcome to The Grand Tour. The world's greatest motoring show returns with new presenters - Thomas Holland, James Engelsman and Francis Bourgeois - and its trademark blend of global adventure, incredible vehicles, epic stunts and strong opinions.
Adventure • Unscripted • Exciting * 4.5/5 2026 1 season
Cast: Francis Bourgeois, James Engelsman, Thomas Holland
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
very deserved trolling of chiefs fans
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
lmfaoooo fuck the packers 😌
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
da bears
Pepe wearing a classic Chicago Bears helmet that's blue with the orange C and a Bears sweater while being held by Mongo, who is wearing a Bears jersey and pointing to Pepe with his Super Bowl ring visible
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
hopefully the packers
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