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Patches Chance

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📝 Words: Them, Ginx TV, Paste Magazine. Co-Founder of @LetThemWrestle.bsky.social Gay 🏴‍☠️ at @ofmdframes.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Schrödinger's Queer (she/he/they) 🎙 Co-Host of @WCRewind.bsky.social / portfolio at www.patcheschance.com

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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum on his primetime performance 🐻
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM HELL YEAH
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
lmfaooo keenum drawing them offsides
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum threads the needle to Rome Odunze!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum threw 2 TDs there but got no points
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
Austin Booker with the punchout 🥊 and Xavier Woods recovers it for the Bears
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
burden dragging a half dozen eagles into the endzone lmao
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
an ANGRY RUN from burden let's gooooo
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The deep exhale from Case Keenum 😂
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 29/09/2026
da coogs. da bears.
case keenum, formerly a houston cougar, suited up for the chicago bears for monday night football
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 28/09/2026
had no plans to watch the VMAs and then they put me in a gay trance 😵‍💫
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 28/09/2026
dallas when the cowboys
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 27/09/2026
I haven't been a Buccaneers fan in years, but watching them make stunningly athletic plays against the Vikings only to have them negated by penalties is so nostalgic. This is more than a decade old and it's still accurate.
art of a buccaneers player shooting himself through the foot with a penalty flag
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 25/09/2026
bijan shredding the packers defense
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
wait… AI slop Gene Wilder isn’t for a remake or sequel or series… but for a reality slop game show?!?! CAN WE NOT?
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Willy Wonka's chocolate factory comes to life in this imaginative reality competition where teams face unpredictable games, tests and temptations.
Genres: Family Time TV, TV Shows Based on Books, Competition
Reality TV
This Show Is: Nostalgic, Emotional
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You've dialed the wrong number!Sorry? What good is that?How can you ever repay the 30 secondsyou have stolen from my life?
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
i think we know what the hell is going on
aaron rodgers flat on the ground with his helmet partly up his face looking like a dumbass fuck the packers go bears
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 23/09/2026
As a Chicago Bears fan, I want Caleb Williams to recover quickly. I want Tyson Bagent to clear concussion protocol quickly. As a Houston Cougars fan, COME ON OLD MAN GIVE US SOME CASE KEENUM MAGIC ONE LAST TIME!
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 22/09/2026
Caleb 👑 Didn’t think I could love him any more, but here we are.
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@daemarrrr• 10h
The guy that had a kid arrested and expelled from school for throwing pennies at him is calling someone else soft LMFAOOOOOO

Barstool Sports * @barstoolsp.... 12h
Dave calls out Caleb Williams
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
she was SO CONFIDENT lmfaooooo
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
where’s my helmet?! and my knee brace… and the tiger balm…
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
George Kittle leaving Dolphins flailing
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
things i was afraid of as a child: getting sucked into the top of an escalator feet first also E.T. not aliens. just that creepy little dude.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 22/09/2026
when earl thomas literally broke gronk’s back
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
cowboys gonna cowboy
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
good god stevenson just decapitated aaron jones
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
caleb williams spin move brushed off van ginkel like it was nothing lmao
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026
Caleb Williams goes 40 yards sideways backwards back the other way fakeout the defender break some ankles to give the Chicago Bears a… 4-yard gain
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 19/09/2026
JALEN MAYO MID-AIR ONE-HANDED INTERCEPTION FOR THE HOUSTON COUGARS
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 17/09/2026
squad goals
baldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/furbaldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/furbaldur's gate 3 screenshot of my ranger in a green piratey outfit posing, in front of them is scratch the dog wearing a dino costume, boo the bold (a miniature giant space hamster) dressed as a pirate, and an owlbear cub with white feathers/fur
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s a four post massacre on Steven Borden! #AEWDynamite
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford food and my phone bill due next week 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance
image mainly for algorithm purposes, very relatable ed teach in the blanket fort trying not to cry (our flag means death s1e10)
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
wait... they replaced the top gear guys... on the top gear replacement show?
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026
very deserved trolling of chiefs fans
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
da bears
Pepe wearing a classic Chicago Bears helmet that's blue with the orange C and a Bears sweater while being held by Mongo, who is wearing a Bears jersey and pointing to Pepe with his Super Bowl ring visible
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
KYLE MONANGAI GOES 61 YARDS
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
Caleb Williams all the way to the endzone and I don’t think a single defender got a hand on him
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
Tory Taylor! Muffed punt! Bears recover!
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
THE ACCURACY 🎯 Caleb Williams dropped it right into Cole Kmet’s hands
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The throw on the run, Odunze picking it off the helmet. Wow
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
is lamar jackson a ghost because it's like the defense just passed right through him without him even noticing
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
Rome Odunze with the block so Caleb Williams can rush for the first Chicago Bears touchdown of the season 🐻
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 13/09/2026
the speed at which he went from history lesson to get the fuck out bitch you’re on your own lmao
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
choke slam, big boot, kick ass. amen. #AEWCollision RIP Butcher/Andy Williams
The Burning Cleaver Butch Williams @andycomplains
Hi, I'm Andy. I'm 39. Love chicken and Akira Taue is my Jesus Christ. Choke slam, big boot, kick ass. Amen.
00:03 • 7/20/17 from Earth
44 Retweets 5 Quotes 287 Likes 6 Bookmarks
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026
didn’t expect this random bob odenkirk comedy to go full monsterfucker in the first ten minutes
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026
all of the above 😌
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026
you hear jahdae walker when you wake up. you hear him when you go to sleep. you hear him in the locker room as soon as you get to the locker room.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026
college gameday’s million dollar kick went up a notch with matthew mcconaughey
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