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lmfaooo keenum drawing them offsides

Case Keenum threads the needle to Rome Odunze!

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Austin Booker with the punchout 🥊 and Xavier Woods recovers it for the Bears

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burden dragging a half dozen eagles into the endzone lmao

NO. KEENUM MAGIC ONE (or two, or three, or four) LAST TIME(s)!

case keenum in a university of houston cougars uniform holding his hand to his ear

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 28/09/2026

had no plans to watch the VMAs and then they put me in a gay trance 😵‍💫

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 27/09/2026

I haven't been a Buccaneers fan in years, but watching them make stunningly athletic plays against the Vikings only to have them negated by penalties is so nostalgic. This is more than a decade old and it's still accurate.

art of a buccaneers player shooting himself through the foot with a penalty flag

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 25/09/2026

bijan shredding the packers defense

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just look at the dates and you can see when netflix got control of the IP

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Roald Dahl Collection
1h 39m
THUN HONKS
PACTOKA
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[HD 1971
Five kids from around the world win a chance to tour a quirky candymaker's mysterious factory but they're unprepared for the wonders within its walls.
39ml
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
PG
HD
2023
From Wes Anderson comes this Oscar-winning adaptation of Roald Dahl's short story about a rich gambler who masters an astonishing skill to cheat at cards.
17m
The Rat Catcher
PG
HD 2023
A professional rodent killer takes center stage in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
9 Episodes
GOLDEN TOKE
A Competition Series
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TV-PG
HD 2026
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory comes to life in this imaginative reality competition where teams face unpredictable games, tests and temptations.
1h 54m
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CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Leaving Soon
PG
(HD
2005
The eccentric Willy Wonka opens the doors of his candy factory to five lucky kids who learn the secrets behind his amazing confections.
17m
Poison
PG
HD
2023
A man discovers a poisonous snake asleep in his bed in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
1h 28m
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
and Three More
TV-PG
HD 2024
Wes Anderson faithfully adapts four Roald Dahl short stories in this anthology led by the Oscar-winning tale of a gambler who masters an amazing skill.
2h 2m
MAD DAN
Matilda
-Musical
PG HD 2022
Music, magic - and a little mischief. Enter a world of extraordinary adventure, where heroes come in surprisingly small packages.
The Swan
17m
PG
HD 2023
Two large, ignorant bullies ruthlessly pursue a small, brilliant boy in this Roald Dahl adaptation from Wes Anderson's collection of four short films.
1h 42m
Twits
PG HD 2025
Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the worst people in Triperot -and they love it.
But how do you outwit a Twit? Two brave kids are about to find out.

wait… AI slop Gene Wilder isn’t for a remake or sequel or series… but for a reality slop game show?!?! CAN WE NOT?

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Willy Wonka's chocolate factory comes to life in this imaginative reality competition where teams face unpredictable games, tests and temptations.
Genres: Family Time TV, TV Shows Based on Books, Competition
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This Show Is: Nostalgic, Emotional

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i think we know what the hell is going on

aaron rodgers flat on the ground with his helmet partly up his face looking like a dumbass fuck the packers go bears

As a Chicago Bears fan, I want Caleb Williams to recover quickly. I want Tyson Bagent to clear concussion protocol quickly. As a Houston Cougars fan, COME ON OLD MAN GIVE US SOME CASE KEENUM MAGIC ONE LAST TIME!

she was SO CONFIDENT lmfaooooo

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where’s my helmet?! and my knee brace… and the tiger balm…

George Kittle leaving Dolphins flailing

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when earl thomas literally broke gronk’s back

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026

good god stevenson just decapitated aaron jones

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026

caleb williams spin move brushed off van ginkel like it was nothing lmao

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 20/09/2026

Caleb Williams goes 40 yards sideways backwards back the other way fakeout the defender break some ankles to give the Chicago Bears a… 4-yard gain

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 19/09/2026

JALEN MAYO MID-AIR ONE-HANDED INTERCEPTION FOR THE HOUSTON COUGARS

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026

wait... they replaced the top gear guys... on the top gear replacement show?

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Welcome to The Grand Tour. The world's greatest motoring show returns with new presenters - Thomas Holland, James Engelsman and Francis Bourgeois - and its trademark blend of global adventure, incredible vehicles, epic stunts and strong opinions.
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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 14/09/2026

very deserved trolling of chiefs fans

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Caleb Williams all the way to the endzone and I don’t think a single defender got a hand on him

Tory Taylor! Muffed punt! Bears recover!

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THE ACCURACY 🎯 Caleb Williams dropped it right into Cole Kmet’s hands

Rome Odunze with the block so Caleb Williams can rush for the first Chicago Bears touchdown of the season 🐻

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the speed at which he went from history lesson to get the fuck out bitch you’re on your own lmao

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026

didn’t expect this random bob odenkirk comedy to go full monsterfucker in the first ten minutes

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026

you hear jahdae walker when you wake up. you hear him when you go to sleep. you hear him in the locker room as soon as you get to the locker room.

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 12/09/2026

college gameday’s million dollar kick went up a notch with matthew mcconaughey

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 11/09/2026

jack whitehall got wrecked by papa fifth grade teacher lmao

Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 11/09/2026

“You’ve kept McCaffrey pretty contained” he says as Christian McCaffrey bolts downfield

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Patches Chance @patcheschance.com · 10/09/2026

Kyle Brandt ranting about shitty NFL media and their reactions to Drake Maye: "You look like a moron saying that, a reactive wild-haired idiot who's just screaming things to be heard."