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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no that’s actually on me i never considered bringing chips to the new york city ballet
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i remember reading station eleven right before covid, and now i'm reading exit party right before
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some people sure do get their feelings hurt by the word genocide
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i do wanna kiss that flirty little fish from pinocchio
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i don’t actually care about iphone news. your phone should be your servant
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i'm reading a great book about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald no spoilers please
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
remember that time oprah was like “look under your seats everyone gets a piece of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald!!!”
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i thought columbo was the most handsome detective but y’all seen this hercule poirot?
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my crows don’t understand the concept of weekend
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
have we even considered how messed up we look tubing down a lazy river from a fish’s perspective??
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cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 23/07/2026
ah, well, no harm ,no foul. cheers!
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/07/2026
this AQI shit got me honking like a goose
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i think it's fun we just swapped out the franco brothers. like that one's a dud, let's get the other in here
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this parasite business is designed to break my spirit. they know i love raw produce
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
one of my favorite reads of 2024
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
pinterest told me one of my pins got removed for self-harm and it was just this
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i'm doing a good job budgeting lately cause everything is so ugly
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
no one talks about how yoda is a frog. that’s why he was in the swamp
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is my disclosure day where i disclose that movie sucked ass and felt completely written by AI
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
at da movies
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
glad my husband and i can be friends again now it’s over
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i do wanna kiss that flirty little fish from pinocchio
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i had such a nice day i saw that one guy from 30 rock on the highline at like 7:30AM, i'm reading a great book, and i bought my summer perfume
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
god couldn’t let us lose on the night we had a watch party in a funeral home
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
first good fig hell yeah
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
everyone on poirot is so comfortingly ugly that when someone actually hot shows up it's jarring
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
don't forget you can get champagne mangos in chinatown rn for 2 for 3 dollars
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
at da movies
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my seedlings have been so sad this year it’s like they can tell i needed them too bad
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Majority Report @majorityreport.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. if they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Last summer we had 95 degree weather. (via @leahfrombklyn on twitter) www.ny.gov/services/app...
ny.gov
Apply for Cooling Assistance
The Cooling Assistance Benefit helps income-eligible households buy and install an air conditioner or fan to cool their home.
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
ah yes the traditional mother's day eve fireworks
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
chastity is such a crazy name
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
walking into the bodega asking where the “snacks for married people” are
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
going to need someone to explain why it rains every weekend in nyc for the past few years
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
if we’re all going to the poorhouse again, let me taste starlight coke once more to have something to think about in my flea-ridden bunk as i cough into my TB handkerchief
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
time for a single cold crunchy night grape
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
they’re letting astronauts wear blundstones now
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
they're waiting to film avatar 4 until sigourney weaver ages up
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i don't know if i can handle another snowstorm
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
this is one of my favorite shirts i own, it's like it was made just for me
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
9PM time to google "what's it like working at the morgue"
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
unfortunately i'm once again buying perfume
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
this was not a great year for me overall but at least i read a lot
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
field roast is such ostentatious name for a little block of fake meat
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
what a wonderful sweater
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
new post up on bullshit lit www.bullshitlit.com/blog/pdugay?...
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pascalle @pasxalle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
new post up on bullshit lit www.bullshitlit.com/blog/pdugay?...
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