cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 01/10/2026i ordered a signed copy of this and i need everyone to see how immaculate his signature is 1101
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 24/09/2026pretty cool sunset here in lakewood ohio last night 👍 250
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 23/09/2026godzilla has learned to speak and he has a real potty mouth 120
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 21/09/2026nothing more devastating to hear when you join a meeting than "i almost sent you a message to see if you wanted to cancel." send that to me every time. i always want to cancel, honey. 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 17/09/2026it's me, the dumbass who got up and drove to the beach to watch the sunrise on the cloudiest day known to man. here's a picture of a tree stump and a rock instead. 070
Reposted by cool happy genius heroAmelia @moonshinemaude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026HEINEKEN??? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!!!!!!! 0154
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 08/09/2026"Just before the second tower fell, I heard a voice calling out from the rubble. We uncovered this big, strong guy, buried under tons and tons of debris. He turns to me and he says 'Thank you, sir. I'm going to make a show about fantasy football now.' Steve Rannasee-see-- Rannazzisi. Whatever." 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/09/2026Nation Shocked as President Donald J. Trump Reveals New Bangs. Clearly Cut by Himself, Say Experts. 020
Reposted by cool happy genius heroBlack Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's a friday once again! ❤️ 014877
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 03/09/2026someone should give me 1.3 billion dollars 👍 360
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 02/09/2026check out this old bronco i saw on martha's vineyard last week 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 21/08/2026was anyone going to report on any of this stuff before ossoff mentioned her or nah? 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 20/08/2026don't agree with defacing a tree like this, but you have to respect the talent 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 18/08/2026they should make an sd card that's bigger. so you don't lose it 👍 060
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 17/08/2026living in cleveland fuckin' rocks. you can just do this on a sunday night. you don't have to go on vacation or use pto or nothin' 030
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 14/08/2026if someone had posted some shit like this when i was in high school they would have had to switch schools they'd been bullied so hard. not saying that's right, it's just... there's gotta be a middle ground 240
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 13/08/2026they should make a workday without any meetings 160
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 11/08/2026this guy coming back to life and giving ash from evil dead a stone cold stunner 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 10/08/2026realized that a bag of kirkland signature extra fancy salted mixed nuts lasts about a month in our household. we essentially have a $14.99 monthly Nut Subscription. 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 10/08/2026you do not ever need to "close the loop" with me. feel free to leave that sucker wide open 👍 021
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 07/08/2026*does the most fucked up thing you've ever seen in your life* i'll be criticized for this... what's new 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 06/08/2026hoping, praying that ohio state hat guy shows up in that robert pattinson to catch a predator movie 000
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/08/2026oh, what a lucky boy am i. i've been selected to try nano banana pro in slides. and you all laughed! said i'd never use nano banana pro in slides. well who's laughing now? me! the guy using nano banana pro in slides. 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/08/2026it seems as if the geniuses over at amazon have picked their new james bond and it's... the smoke monster from lost? ok, hold up.. that could actually work. 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/08/2026doing a big, exaggerated double take then rubbing my eyes like a cartoon character seeing a foxy lady. big hearts in my eyes. tongue rolling out of my mouth. 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 05/08/2026i wrote a paper about this song for a college class and it was by far the most effort i've ever put into a project. my life's work, truly. 010
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 04/08/2026unfortunately there just isn't anything we can do to stop donald trump. anyways, please donate to my campaign and be sure to remember to vote in november! 040
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 04/08/2026shout out to the guy in front of us at the viagra boys concert who, just before they took the stage, took a gigantic hit from his vape and then immediately got out a pouch of big league chew 021
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 03/08/2026bought a pack of, ostensibly, baseball cards the other day. here are the good ones 110
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 03/08/2026sending my boss an urgent email requesting the rest of the day off. the body simply reads: "beach." 020
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 02/08/2026made these this morning and, gang, run, don’t walk. dare i say drink of the summer 191
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 31/07/2026this might be a controversial opinion but i think everyone should get a yearly free pass to threaten to beat the fuck out of a colleague. 140
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 31/07/2026the ROI on these bribes is insane. it’s always, like, “some dumb fuck gave the president a gold bar and in return they were awarded the entire state of alaska” 000
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 30/07/2026guy painting the house cut our internet line 👍 110
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 30/07/2026we’re, what, maybe three weeks away from trump telling suzy kolber that he wants to kiss her? 081
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 27/07/2026he should really be using a miter saw for cross cuts 38819
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 27/07/2026finally realizing my life long potential of becoming a beach bum and all it took was *squinting* moving to cleveland ohio 292
cool happy genius hero @thesnakeemoji.com · 26/07/2026hmm... i guess probably blow his fucking brains out? drop that fucker right where he stands? 050
