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Jennifer Parsons (she/her. Cry more, fash.)

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Actual librarian. Misanthrope in theory. When not getting paid: parent, queer lady, belly dancer, witch, Pagan, plus-sized bitch, spare cat fur repository, and other things that trigger fash.

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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10h
Oh, nothing, just me in the New York Times today talking about cool science fictional monster stories from the 19th Century through literally this year: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/15/b...
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Best Sci-Fi Books With Monsters and Other Creature Features (Gift Article)
The best-selling author John Scalzi recommends his favorite alien thrillers, mad scientist tales and an intergalactic spin on “Moby Dick.”
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 22h
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 9h
in awe of the blessing that is existence. what a life. DANG it is cool to be here
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21h
I take the potential for internecine violence in this country very seriously. And I've tried to be careful with my rhetoric around this. But how long are we supposed to sit by and respond politely when the other side talks EXCLUSIVELY about killing or imprisoning our loved ones?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12h
Called it. Coreweave is the pale horse of the AI datacenter buildout bubble. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/14/c...
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CoreWeave shares tumble as bond yields near 15% on concern about AI borrowing binge
Shares of CoreWeave sank 15%, while yields in its bonds blew out further.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/10/2026
Gartner says that by 2030, 80% of neoclouds will have ceased operations, that AI data center owners would need to generate $8.5 trillion in revenue to cover the current spend and hit an ROIC of 12%, and that $4tr+ in assets face writedown risk by 2032. www.gartner.com/en/newsroom/...
By 2030, 80% of Neocloud Providers Are Expected to Cease Independent Operations
More than $3.5 trillion of AI infrastructure spending could be exposed to impairment by the end of 2030, if AI providers continue their current pace of capital spending, according to Gartner, Inc., a business and technology insights company.

“In 2026, AI providers are expected to spend nearly $1 trillion on AI infrastructure, and are forecast to invest an additional $6 trillion between 2027 and 2030,” said Will Sommer, Sr Director Analyst at Gartner. “However, our research indicates that enterprise and consumer AI revenue will be insufficient to support profitable returns on all planned AI capital expenditures during this period.”

“Through 2030, AI data center owners would need to generate a cumulative $8.5 trillion in revenue to cover announced capital spending, financing costs, and a 12% return on invested capital (ROIC), which we assume to be the hurdle rate of investment capital,” said Sommer. “However, total enterprise and consumer AI revenue that can be attributed to AI data centers during this period is forecast to reach no more than $3.6 trillion. Because most AI-native providers operate asset-light business models, we predict that less than half of AI revenue will be earned by providers that own significant AI infrastructure.”

Failure to achieve sustainable ROIC on rapidly depreciating assets would almost certainly necessitate write-downs. Based on Gartner projections, a continued AI infrastructure investment trajectory could leave more than $4 trillion in asset value exposed to write-down risk through 2032. In this scenario, Gartner does not expect the 12% ROIC to be achieved until the end of 2032 at earliest.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 9h
40% of the entire global population plays video games 67% of the US population plays video games at least once a week The average US gamer is 37 years old More then 7 in 10 Millennials (ages 30-45), 56% of Gen X (45-61), and half of Baby Boomers (62-80) play weekly @michael-feinberg.bsky.social
Michael Feinberg • @michael-f... • 3h I'm sorry, but adults who play video games should have no say in
governance. Put aside childish things.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 8h
If this were an immigrant or Muslim it would make national headlines. Because it's a Nazi you're probably just now hearing about it.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 9h
Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.
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A disgruntled boss filed theft charges against her. When she went to court, ICE arrested her. | Baltimore Brew
BREW EXCLUSIVE: A $12.08 dispute over a McDonald’s meal leads to the arrest of a 25-year-old by ICE agents in the Carroll County District courthouse.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 9h
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 8h
The "is AI slavery" discourse is exactly what the tech bros want. It doesn't end with fancy autocompletes having human rights. Its logic ends with you having fewer rights. If you believe AI is sentient (it's not) & are down with enslaving it (it's not slavery), then why do human labor rights matter?
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 8h
Fully convinced that's why theres so much misogyny around it. Its giving "hey regular man, you don't have shit, and we're gonna keep taking things from you, but you can at least be a partial slave owner. Have this AI gf trained on scraped images of your dream girl. She never says no"
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 10h
It is really weird framing to say 'climate change' is a political issue beyond libraries. Kind of hard to focus on loaning books to patrons when the building is flooded because of extreme weather brought on my changes to climate ain't it?
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 12h
Even now, there is some weird obsession with blaming everyone for trump except the people who actually voted for him. Otoh, it was predominantly white folks who put him in office and god forbid white people ever be held accountable for anything they did, especially if they're republicans
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
seriously this is the prettiest thing I've put out and it's coming out on halloween.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The most important report–the death of local news over the last year–is out now. Read it. Understand *this* is a significant reason why book bans have risen, why vaccine hesitancy has grown, why authoritarianism has taken over, etc etc. localnewsinitiative.northwestern.edu/projects/sta...
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The State of Local News: 2026 Report
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Freedom to Read Project @freedomreadproject.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why was Harriet the Spy challenged? Some adults thought Harriet was a poor role model because she spies, lies, and hurts others' feelings. But imperfect characters teach valuable lessons! BONUS: See an actual objector's notes and why one opinion shouldn't determine access for all.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Friends, colleagues, confidants, all.... Please, please, please do not use your work emails if you work in a public institution to ask for help or support with censorship in that institution. Use a personal email. Keep yourself safe.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dude committed crimes on camera then signed his name to them online.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did your library censor Banned Books Week, be it through outright banning, changing of programs, complaints about displays, etc? Tell me about it for a future Book Riot piece. Responses are anonymous. Linked in the survey is last year's piece. tinyurl.com/BannedBooksW...
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Second shelter in place for Harvard folks in under a month This is not normal
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 14/10/2026
This is what leadership looks like: humility, recognizing when you were wrong, and committing to do better. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed listened to Jewish Michiganders, learned, and grew. Then he stayed principled: we can condemn 10/7 and condemn genocide.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
thank you macaroni and cheese lawyer
image of a swirling blue background with a sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer in the middle it says: congratulations if you are seeing this the macaroni and cheese lawyer has chosen to represent you pro bono. all legal and spiritual cases have been ruled in your favor
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Libraries! Brooklyn Public Library's Books Unbanned program is seeking applicants for their Teen Library Advocacy Network. Get $2500 + support for a year-long project. Rural + small libraries especially encouraged! bookriot.com/brooklyn-pub...
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Libraries Can Apply for Books Unbanned Program Funding
Books Unbanned is offering libraries nationwide the chance to be part of their Teen Library Advocacy Network, including $2500 in funding.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ms.Rachel is more metal than Metallica
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no it's not
An article titled "almost everything you know abohr GamerGate is wrong" 

"Harassment campaign? Misogynist hate mob? Alt right test run? It's more complicated"
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, no, the reason cops are disproportionately likely to say they believe rates of false allegations are higher than they are is because cops are disproportionately likely to do things that would make them the subject of allegations that are true
Most criminal justice experts estimate that 2 to 8 percent of sexual assault allegations are actually false. But law enforcement officers tend to assume the rate of false reporting is much higher—in part because police officers don't always receive training on how trauma can affect memory or behavior.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well done, Ma'am. I love it. Racist, sexist asswipes probably hate seeing posts like this. Fucking GOOD. Follow me for more things like this daily that will piss you off if you're a goddamn moron. The more the merrier. 🖕😅🖕
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When you log on Twitter to find out what incendiary defamations your favorite pro-Trump account has created today, only to find that it has gone up in smoke at a burning bot-hosting Russian data center.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 12/10/2026
Rep Ilhan’s success is a threat to the mediocrity of racists.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 12/10/2026
I hate the term consensual sex work so much. Despite trafficking existing in other industries, You don't say consensual nanny. You don't say consensual construction worker. You don't say consensual fruit picker. Consensual garment worker. Consensual nail tech. See how goofy it sounds?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Marta Brizeyda Renderos Leiva's arrest at Salt Lake City International Airport captured a disturbing moment: a mother of four screaming, "Help me, please! I have my papers!"
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also FOR THE love of God FOR ONCE stop projecting out on what you think the people dislike are thinking or hoping and focus on The fact that PLAINLY AND DIRECTLY A PERSON IS BEING TARGETED And the people doing the targeting have been CLEAR on what they intend
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All of this 🔥
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
3 weeks to the elections, Americans ask: "what can you do about the rising cost of living?" the government responds "we are doing a better job of honoring Christopher Columbus than anybody, also, we are going to shoot a guy on live TV"
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 12/10/2026
Of the first 500 enslaved Indigenous people that Christopher Columbus sent back to Spain, 250 died en route. Over the following decades, hundreds of thousands more died working in the gold mines and sugar plantations of Hispaniola and resisting Spanish domination. Today, we honor their resistance.
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“Each Crueler Than the Last”
As protesters tear down statues and "experts" debate their merits, we review the deeds of Christopher Columbus and the tycoon who commissioned the statue of him in modern-day St. Louis.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If there’s evidence of fraud or other financial crimes, let’s see it. But trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting member of Congress over mistakes a parent allegedly made on immigration forms when she was a child is immoral and reprehensible. We can’t stand for it.
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Immigration enforcement officials search Ilhan Omar's home in pre-dawn raid
Rep. Ilhan Omar's home was the subject of a pre-dawn HSI raid.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 12/10/2026
alright fine, by popular demand, these are now for sale in my shop. $5 gets you 4 of these 3" gloss stickers mailed anywhere in the us. grab your pack now:
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No Claudes No Masters sticker pack
4 stickers to clarify which side you're on in the Slop Wars. Price includes postage in the US.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Flushing Library (NY) has had FIVE BOMB THREATS in the last two weeks. queenseagle.com/all/2026/10/...
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Flushing Library evacuated after fifth bomb threat in less than two weeks — Queens Daily Eagle
Nearly half a dozen bomb threats have been made against the busy Flushing Library on Main Street over the past several weeks, the Eagle has learned.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
An important bit of immigration law which is relevant here; there is already a waiver process — Section 212(k) of the INA — by which immigrants who obtain status through fraud that they didn't know about can avoid consequences like losing a green card. So this is *even weaker* than it already seems.
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Was Banned Books Week censored at your library? Were events canceled, changed, or not allowed to happen at all? Please tell me about it in this anonymous survey for a future piece. You'll find linked in the survey the story from last year. Deadline: Oct 24. tinyurl.com/BannedBooksW...
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 12/10/2026
Im sorry retinal imagery???
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some rare good library news! "Beginning next year, the Santa Fe Public Library [NM] will have something that hasn’t been available since the COVID-19 pandemic: Sunday library hours." www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_n...
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Santa Fe to bring back Sunday hours at Southside Branch Library
For the first time since before the COVID-19 pandemic, one of the city’s libraries will be open seven days a week starting in 2027.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Awww did someone’s widdle Russian Bot farms get wiped off the face of the Earth
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Zelensky has gone too far
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s monday
an old photoshopped book cover 

Using computers 
to Kill God

azazel darkhorn
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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