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Parker

@parkertried.net
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25, professional oxygen breather

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Parker @parkertried.net · 24/06/2026
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KDE @kde.org · 16/06/2026
And Oxygen and Air are back, baby! kde.org/announcement... #retro #theme #desktop
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2025
I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
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Parker @parkertried.net · 12/09/2025
can't have shit here
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Parker @parkertried.net · 12/09/2025
ain't no way they made a mega Raichu and just changed it's best features back to pikachu features
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plautumnpus @autumn.town · 28/08/2025
look at this awesome fucking cat
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Nyx @onyxia.co · 22/08/2025
hear me out
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Parker @parkertried.net · 20/08/2025
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Parker @parkertried.net · 10/08/2025
These are my children (they glow in the dark)
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 31/07/2025
i hate this shit man
Screenshot from the terminal.

Command: "git push"
Output:

"To github.com:Blooym/dollhouse
 ! [rejected]        main -> main (fetch first)
error: failed to push some refs to 'github.com:Blooym/dollhouse'
hint: Updates were rejected because the remote requires you to complete
hint: age verification to access it due to the Online Safety Act.
hint: Please complete age verification on the remote before attempting
hint: to use 'git push' again.
hint: See the 'Note about age verification' in 'git age-verify-remote --help' for details."
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Matt "Kupo" Roszak 🌻🍉 Wishlist Find Matt's Cats! @kupogames.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
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Rachet @imrachets.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Parker @parkertried.net · 26/07/2025
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/07/2025
The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.
Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: 

"The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!"

And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”
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tiredsleepy⭐️🍒 @tiredsleepyzzz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i think something that’s not talked about nearly enough is that it’s okay to be wrong. it’s okay to look back and realize you were sorely mistaken, misled, or even ignorant. how can we grow if we refuse to admit there’s room for it?
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Jhey ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ @jhey.dev · 08/07/2025
SVG filters provide a basic lighting system you can sync with a little JavaScript and use in your web apps 💡 ... not as powerful as MacOS implementation but pretty cool
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
the proton mail bug bounty rewards are incredibly low!? if you're a greyhat with a data leak bug you're NOT gonna take the $200 from proton when you could make literally 100x that selling it to someone with questionable ethics that hates journalists
Reward amounts
We reward security research that stays within the guidelines of the program. The size of the bounty we pay is determined on a case-by-case basis by our bug bounty adjudication panel. The amount they award is largely guided by the severity of the issue reported.

Maximum bounty: $10,000
Minor server and web app vulnerabilities that do not compromise user data: $50

Low severity vulnerabilities that leak Personal information such as IP address: $50
Moderate severity vulnerabilities that may result in disclosure of personal secrets $200

Vulnerabilities that can lead to data corruption: $200
Vulnerabilities that can lead to the disclosure of encrypted user data: $1,000+
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Parker @parkertried.net · 04/07/2025
This is fucking amazing :0
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oops!…I Did It Again (not a perfect embroidery but they only charged me like 15€ for it and it was ready in 30 min lol)
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Parker @parkertried.net · 03/07/2025
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Parker @parkertried.net · 03/07/2025
*battle revolution announcer voice* BIG FUCKIN’ PIKACHU HAS APPEARED
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Parker @parkertried.net · 03/07/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
The President of the United States just threatened to have me arrested, stripped of my citizenship, put in a detention camp and deported. Not because I have broken any law but because I will refuse to let ICE terrorize our city.

His statements don’t just represent an attack on our democracy but an attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows: if you speak up, they will come for you. We will not accept this intimidation.

That Trump included praise for Eric Adams in his authoritarian threats is unsurprising, but highlights the urgency of bringing an end to this Mayor’s time in City Hall. At the very moment when MAGA Republicans are attempting to destroy the social safety net, kick millions of New Yorkers off of healthcare and enrich their billionaire donors at the expense of working families, it is a scandal that Eric Adams echoes this President’s division, distraction and hate. 

Voters will resoundingly reject it in November.
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Murat Çorlu @muratcorlu.com · 19/06/2025
Of course someone would do it. Not with CSS (yet) but still very inspiring. I'm glad to see this from a friend. Congrats Armagan! dashersw.github.io/liquid-glass...
dashersw.github.io
Liquid Glass JS - Apple-Inspired Glass Effects Library
A WebGL-powered JavaScript library bringing sophisticated Apple Liquid Glass effects to the web with real-time refraction, blur, and masking systems.
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Parker @parkertried.net · 24/06/2025
I wish I had the patience for that because the shiny charm would be nice but I’ll just stick to other games for that 😭
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Parker @parkertried.net · 24/06/2025
I’m someone who will spend time to complete the Pokédex in a normal pkmn game but I find the research tasks and levels extremely boring. I’m surprised how many people I’ve seen saying they like this system when most people don’t even pay attention to the one catch and done pokedex in mainline games.
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Parker @parkertried.net · 24/06/2025
I hate research tasks & research level in legends arceus and despite liking the rest of the game that progression system really isn’t for me
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Parker @parkertried.net · 21/06/2025
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Parker @parkertried.net · 16/06/2025
What’s your favorite flavor of hexbug
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Amber @nonsm64facts.myatproto.social · 11/06/2025
an image of the persona series protagonists with the text "repost to delay persona 6 an additional year"
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JD @jdzombi.com · 09/06/2025
🍣 Slowpoke Cursor 🐚 Now live on my Ko-fi shop! #pixelart #pokemon ko-fi.com/s/adc932766d
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Zael.exe @avrazael.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Just a heads up, the sling bag that came with the collectors edition for the original SMT V Switch game is a *perfect* fit for carrying your Switch 2 + a case. Seriously, chefs kiss.
Switch 2 protective case coming out of a sling bag with an SMT Jack Frost design
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🌙 @umbreon.pmd.social · 22/04/2025
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Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Someone spending $70 on fucking Mario instead of $60 is not something worthy of morally browbeating, you’re just being fucking weird. They aren’t taking a private jet to Chik Fil A, they’re spending $10 extra on Mario Party. You’re just being scolds over the dumbest imaginable consumer product.
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Parker @parkertried.net · 05/06/2025
I am going to be very sleepy at work tomorrow but I got my switch
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Parker @parkertried.net · 02/06/2025
I am once again here to say rain code is good. You should play it! Have a nice day.
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 22/05/2025
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 22/05/2025
Fully loaded chilidog >>>> ̶F̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶a̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶n̶-̶
Sonic mocking Shadow's serious cool boy pose by pulling back his fully loaded chilidogshadow the hedgehog in a his cool boy pose pulling the slide back on his silly tacticool pistol
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 22/05/2025
These pieces were done for new stickers which are available right now! You can also grab them from me in person at Fanime this weekend in San Jose, CA rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
photo of metallic Shadow stickersphoto of metallic Sonic stickers
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☆ ollie ☆ @hournoon.com · 20/05/2025
💘 crystal steelix!! for @33degreehalo.bsky.social ♡ ⁺˚⋆。°✩₊✩°。⋆˚⁺ ✦ #tattoo ✦ #pokemon ✦
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Parker @parkertried.net · 20/05/2025
This is so fucking good
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Geossi @geossi.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
bros being dudes
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Anh Dang @anhdangerous.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Mexican Sanji…
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Algro @algro778.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
(1/2) Forgot to upload this here Long live Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. #Pokemon #PMD
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Zoe spectrum🏳️‍⚧️ @deepmew.live · 11/05/2025
you just lost the game and he’s the reason why #Vtuber
drawing of an anime boy smirking.
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Spoon & Tamago @spoon-tamago.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
A drone view of detainees forming the letters SOS with their bodies in the courtyard at the Bluebonnet Detention Facility, where Venezuelans at the center of a U.S. Supreme Court ruling are held, in Anson, Texas, U.S. April 28, 2025. REUTERS/Paul Ratje
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Jawmuncher @jawmuncher.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Via @marveloususa.bsky.social All of their currently planned Switch 2 Retail Titles will be fully on cart. No Game-Keys! Have said it prior, but if any of these games are up your alley and you’re a physical game fan, would definitely recommend supporting them.
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