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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No'
ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No'
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me, reading the news: This is fucked up, but even more fucked up than usual.
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bahvoom @bvm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Only 22 PLAYERS, no fog of war, no tech tree, only a few different POSITIONS,no random spawn. FOOTBALL is a simple game. I prefer Polytopia.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a real service academy ass drive by the Ravens
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ah I got you
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Doesn’t Charbonnet have to be activated after the broncos game?
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Turner Over @yinzer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is entirely too much George Holani
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why is Holani
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Toradol
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JSN is somehow underpaid
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao jesus
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Haven’t been this mad at a football game since last week
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Alf Fulteam @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am so, so fucking mad haha
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the year of our lord 2026 I have never seen that go uncalled
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You see, the joke is that he has no balls
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Denzel Boston is that dude
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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You Gotta Give - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
ALT: You Gotta Give - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@AdvanceBase

My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it.
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
ALT: Donald Trump Reacts: Wow, I Didn't Know That
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
still thinking about “if a dog said this i wouldn’t be impressed it was talking”
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"God dammit, Merrill." Pat Murphy is a national treasure and having him mic'd up for this catch was amazing.
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaron Rupar on Maine debate night
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not signing Mixon
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Penix to Jahan Dotson for a TD, majestic
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Emman-fouri point stance boi
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was getting mad at Sam Darnold yesterday and then I was like “how dare I be mad. He won the SB”
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mikedugar.bsky.social @mikedugar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna try and be better about sharing some film stuff on this site. Been going thru Seahawks defense this morning. Been a quiet start for Spoon but the violence is still there.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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Teren Kowatsch @teren-kowatsch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A pair of Seattle Mariners stars underwent procedures over the weekend. #Mariners #TridentsUp
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Pair of Seattle Mariners Players Undergo Surgery
Catcher Cal Raleigh and first baseman Josh Naylor both underwent operations but will be ready for spring training.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the maddest I've ever had anyone get in my Twitter mentions was when I made this joke about Blake Snell:
a tweet by Nikki Haley, who posted "12 fellas down, 1 to go", quoted by me, saying, "Blake Snell at the start of the 5th inning:"
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Lauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
instant canon post
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Joe Kixon some rocks cuz he’s outta here
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Alf Fulteam @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going to have a good time and I'll be furious about it
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get ready to learn kicker tryouts buddy
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A Genuine Catfish @imcatfishaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I understand that I'm spoiled BUT I'M FRUSTRATED
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ladd heard footsteps
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Referees
A tweet from @probirdrights that says “I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tee still trying to find his socks
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SEAMILF?? @justwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The MVP and runner up MVP both look like complete ass 😆
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Think of it as wasted ad spending
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I prefer running backs who haven’t punched a woman in the face. Re: Joe mixon.
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