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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did the thing
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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Ralph Wiggum @ralphwiggum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Spectacle
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 25/07/2026
It may strike you as weird, but lenders *love* lending to poor people who will have trouble paying them back. Obviously, lenders want to be repaid, and the more money you have, the easier it is to settle your debts, but that means that if you have a lot of money, you pay *less* to borrow. 1/
A 19th century engraving of a family being evicted from their tenement. The family stands, miserable, on the sidewalk, watched over by cops and their curious neighbors, as baliffs carry their worldly goods out of their former home. The image has been altered. It has been tinted sepia. The Apple 'Think Different' wordmark has been matted into the top of the scene. The trunk the baliffs are carrying has been replaced with a blocky Mac SE/30.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/07/2026
I love my country of Minnesota
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wemby! www.82-0.com/share?id=Ci3...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hannah Hidalgo is a menace (complimentary).
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Some professors at the University of St. Thomas are doing a research project on the effects of the ICE occupation on Twin Cities parents. They're looking for parents who are US citizens, who live in the Twin Cities metro area, and who have kids ages 5-10. stthomas.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Psychosocial Wellbeing and Parenting Responses during Intensified ICE in Minnesota
The most powerful, simple and trusted way to gather experience data. Start your journey to experience management and try a free account today.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:
My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me.

In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it. 

On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned. 

Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right. 

"It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do.

Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTok—the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go.

It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/02/2026
democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ah, well.
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hey everybody Czechia is beating Canada
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a blurry picture of a man and a woman in a room
Alt: Scene from the Matrix when everyone goes to see Morpheus and Neo fight
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
JUST IN: 2 school systems in MN file suit to block ICE enforcement near schools. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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#1 in Fridley Public School District, Independent School District 14 v. Noem (D. Minnesota, 0:26-cv-01023) – CourtListener.com
COMPLAINT against All Defendants (filing fee $ 405, receipt number AMNDC-12627493) filed by Education Minnesota, Duluth Public School District, Independent School District 709, Fridley Public School D...
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 26/01/2026
YOU MADE IT SAM NOW FINISH THE JOB
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Holy shit
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
All 5 people on NFL Live picking the Texans to win
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
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Matthew Hahn @matthewhahn.com · 24/12/2025
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
got vulnerable and wrote about a recent series of professional rejections in an attempt to distil both the changing sports media landscape, and what it means to want
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Engine, ballast
The push/pull of want, The Believer's Sports Issue, and how athletes are shrinking the sports media landscape.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Indiana is going to have this right after the Hali injury? FFS
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 26/11/2025
JJ McCarthy's Concussion www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The point isn't to get a vote on ACA tax credits. The point is to get ACA tax credits. That's not the same thing.
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
this post youre reading right now will get more views than that
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Boy did you nail that one.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Name a Videogame made before 2000.
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
marge simpson krumping
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Finally came up with mine.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Uh, nuts to all this bad news, I am going back to bed.
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Alright, if TJ can pull this off just give him Finals MVP
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“Non Contact”
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Noooo Tyrese
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
just say no to cable news
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Paris the Goat @paris-the-goat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I'm going out on a limb, but I think Jacob Misiorowski might be pretty good.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nothing sums up the state of affairs for transgender Americans quite like the US Supreme Court denying trans people life-saving healthcare at the same time that the Trump administration shuts down suicide prevention programs for LGBTQ people. These bastards want us all dead.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 14/06/2025
Strib coverage is in front of their paywall. Please follow their coverage and resist the urge to speculate about *anything* about the attack itself. www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
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Live: Rep. Melissa Hortman killed, Sen. John Hoffman shot in ‘targeted shootings’
Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.
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