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blisteringHeirophant

@parasitedarling.bsky.social
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(18+ and untagged hard kink) I REVERE THE TYRANT SUN vampireangel coquette dragoon superfan wretched jewish thaumaturge VtM, F&H, AotK, FL, mecha, eroges, vns, anarchy newtype (audhd) char aznable with a cock age XIX no zionists dms open for mutuals

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 7h
My friend is a trans woman who is trying to stabilize her living situation but is being confronted with thousands of dollars in dental bills for urgent care she needs for her teeth. Please chip in if you can! chuffed.org/project/2041...
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Hi, my name is Hazel. I'm a trans woman in desperate need of 2 dental crowns and possibly a root canal, and they aren't covered by insurance. I fear I’ll lose my two front teeth if I can’t get them fi...
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lillyrose🔞 @fluffliestclouds.bsky.social · 3h
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
VLAD X ISABELLA VON CARSTEIN COUPLES' RINGS I THINK I HAUVE COVID
Total Warhammer rings inspired by Vlad and Isabella von Carstein, two silver rings, one large and carved with horned, bat-winged skulls, and a smaller one with thorned roses, with two garnets shaped like coffins set into them
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𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺🎂 @biteyfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
direct injection 💉🐺
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
scp 4978 is awesome because it's just a propaganda piece and it's totally correct
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</3 @evangelinemorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(blood trickling down my thigh) would you let me do your injections
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walter white holding jesse’s shoulder with a speech bubble going to the post below.

Jesse is wearing a shirt that says “i dont fuck with acronyms except milf and bbw”
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Natalie Nutmeg @hyphaoccult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this tweet lives so rent free in my mind
A tweet, "I hear the new Madoka Magica movie is only going to be screened for the people who deserve it," being quoted with a stock image of a man at a cash register at a movie theatre with the text "What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one."
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PROVIDENCE, The Tripartite Leviathan @probablyprovidence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey gang, throwing up my ko-fi again, kick a few bucks my way if you'd like, yeah? Ain't got rent money for the 1st, let alone bill or food money. A grand sorts me for the month, but anything helps y'know? ko-fi.com/probablyprov...
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
most metal hate speech ever this has me bricked up
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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atra •,• @pythianpup.stygiansli.me · 29/09/2026
she said she hated bugs
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
satanism is just a branch of protestantism
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm... i'm not a reply guy, i'm just a guardian angel... s-stop flicking my halo!
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a vampire will love you forever~
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is it because i'm visibly goth or homosexual???
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was in the multi occupancy all gender bathroom and a lady walked in with her kid and audibly went "ugh!" and thrned and went to the lady's room
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
clarified butter: melted, smooth unclarified butter: some kind of butter, stop asking questions
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh. that's bell. that's cowbell of my bell character
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[trying to come up with first date ideas with a terminally online t4t puppygirl] wanna go, uh, age regress [remembering the other stereotype] at the gun range
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"yeah my ex moved to another state when we broke up" "oh my god, you turned her into plasma?"
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Arisa :3 @puppygirldeicide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
< finished working my fucking one million hour shift in the hyperbole factory
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry dude I can't make time in my schedule. yeah man I need to continue Suleiman's work
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
me @ some of yall on this website
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Karl Franz voice] BRING ME TO MY SUBS
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Happy Paintings @happypaintings.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Kaiser wants to be a MGS character really badly.
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm into incest in a feudal kind of way
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Faerie Princess Blueberry @princess-blueberry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah, i'm an age regressor. sometimes i forget how to use iron tools and have to go back to using the bronze stuff
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they don't tell you how good fishnets feel on your dick
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Claudifops @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I WILL NOT BE STOPPED
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
low-res image of a tan bunny loafing in its form (a depression in the soil) with blurry white text reading "from the moon??" and "impact crater", with arrows indicating the bunny and form respectively
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me after a succulent cantonese meal
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everybody’s got that one friend who’s doomed for eternity
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026
i had a dream they came out with "Reply Guy Conversation Hearts." artistic recreation.
9 candy conversation hearts that feature typical replyguy responses, such as "ID DATE YOU HAHA" "I WISH I WASNT SINGLE. SIGH." "LOL YOUR SO FUNNY. ARE YOUR DMS OPEN BTW." and more
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 26/09/2026
i was vacuuming beside my bed and i saw a tab of estrogen in the carpet just as my vacuum was passing over that part of the carpet and before i could stop and so i guess my vacuum started her incredible journey today everyone say congrats
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some girls are meant to make #shitposts, but not #you... you're #mommy's little observer, always reposting and liking, never generating... why don't you sit down and doomscroll, my little #contentcuck #contentplay #postsplo
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON BLUESKY DO THIS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
guy saying bunny when bunny appears on tv
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🔞 bravo [commissions closed] @bravobunny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🩷🧡
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love you love you love you love you love you love @badenddoll.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
always rly funny when people misunderstand and think hypno is supposed to be hot because there's a type of magic person out there who can make you do whatever they want!! wrong. hypno is hot because there's a type of girl out there who will worldbuild herself into doing anything you say.
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blisteringHeirophant @parasitedarling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
normans be like
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normans be like
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HR isn't evil because they're women who tell you you can't say slurs, they're evil because they're in-house pinkertons
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[seeing some generic leftist sentiment edited into a video game screen shot] fuck. yes. so much win
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