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Paradicelost

@paradicelost.bsky.social
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Majored in tequila. Have lived in Austin since 1983. We need the 35% of registered American voters who didn’t vote in 2024 to brave the storm and vote in 2026. I cuss a lot.

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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 2h
We should have known Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt was already humiliated when he played peekaboo with his poster.
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Daphne Pierpoint @daphnepierpoint.com · 7h
Oof. x.com/meidastouch/...
Footage of Jack Smith at a Maryland/Iowa women’s basketball game
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 8h
WARNING: Do NOT try this at home. Sen. Schmitt brought a poster board, a perjury trap & zero fact-checkers. Result? Atlanta Hawks ≠ Iowa Hawkeyes. Jack Smith was watching Caitlin Clark in Maryland. Lesson: Research first. Gloat second. Or you ARE the cautionary tale.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 4h
Today’s Google Doodle is dedicated to Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt who can’t tell the difference between men’s and women’s basketball. Ironic for the “Show Me” State.
WNBA finals!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 8h
How come Louisiana Senator Kennedy can sound intelligent when he wants to and then sound like Foghorn Leghorn when it’s time to put on his MAGA hat? You’d think them MAGATS’re jus’ plum dumb er some’pin.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 9h
Damn maybe there’s hope for America yet.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 9h
Smotrich: Israel must ‘go to war’ in West Bank, ‘do there what we did in Gaza’ Smotrich shouts pro-genocide nationalism while looking like he’s performing Tevye’s “If I Were a Rich Man” in a production of Fiddler on the Roof. Which is painfully ironic.
timesofisrael.com
Smotrich: Israel must ‘go to war’ in West Bank, ‘do there what we did in Gaza’
Finance minister also calls on Israel to annex 'at least' up to the ceasefire line in Gaza and the Litani River in Lebanon to make enemies 'pay a price' for Oct. 7 and ensuing wars
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 14h
Oh come on … sing it with me 😉😘
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 11h
Epic backfire!🔥
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 9h
Data centers make billionaires who don’t pay taxes richer. Maybe that resonates more than grid stress, toxic air, water waste, and higher energy bills all around.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 10h
Netanyahu sues media outlets over reports of Egyptian, UAE warnings ahead of Oct. 7 attack. I guess him begging UAE to disavow the story didn’t work.
timesofisrael.com
Netanyahu sues media outlets over reports of Egyptian, UAE warnings ahead of Oct. 7
IDF says troops ‘physically prevented harm’ to Palestinian family during West Bank settler riot * Despite report, Yashar says Shin Bet won’t provide security for Eisenkot * UK denies arms embargo wide...
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 10h
Please repost and get loud until this gentleman gets better than a public defender. Cmon Lowell & Associates. Abbe Lowell should come out swinging for this one. Cc: Lowell & Associates, PLLC
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 11h
Our fuel-up today was $1,478.48 — more than my monthly mortgage payment UPS pays, but you pay more for shipping stuff
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 11h
Dear Missouri, While you struggle for gas and groceries, your Senator Schmitt lives large on your dime clowning around Washington. Just thought you’d like a heads up. President Caitlin Clark’s Fan Club Austin Chapter
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13h
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 15h
Whoah, buddy, I did not need to be threatened in the back of an alley this morning, while watching C-Span.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t know about Joe Scarborough but this kind of stuff makes Bill Maher happy. Grist for the mill.
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twenty-six articles of impeachment. And that’s only the beginning.
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Marcus Kelson @marcuskelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else remember the 70’s and 80’s?
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Run like Trump is on the ballot! Hey, Tough Talk Kenny P, get up there and have Trump tout all your fine qualities for us dumb folks back in Texas.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just to reiterate: the US taxpayer is being charged $95 billion dollars a month in interest on that $40 trillion dollar debt.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the ag commish Texas needs! He’s into protecting Texas from its worst politicians and kickback kings (looking at you Paxton). He wants to protect our water resources and our limited grid. (Looking at you Abbott the Trump Rabbit.) Keep the neoNazis in check. (Lookin’ at you Bo!) #VoteBlue
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations, America. We have the best poverty in the world.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After his own arrest, Misael Ramos is asking people to keep showing up for those still in detention.
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Mary @mfbrodie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talarico isn't in the pocket of tech bros, crypto bros, or data center bros. Talarico doesn't have elite donors telling him what to say or how to vote. He'll help us Texans have clean air and water and shut down these data centers. Vote Talarico. 🔥❤️💙🔥❤️💙🔥❤️💙
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The nor’easter prompted NY and NJ to declare states of emergency. Streets are flooded and tens of thousands of homes remain without power. In flooded Surf City, NJ, a small shark was spotted swimming through the floodwaters on a residential street. www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
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OldmanbytheC @oldmanbythec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nervous Gym? Damn right they will and this time you’ll receive a subpoena you can’t ignore.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHY did Netenyahu ignore multiple warnings about Hamas’ impending attack? Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE, all warned Israel.
timesofisrael.com
Egypt’s intel chief warned Netanyahu of attack days before Oct. 7, after 2 previous warnings — report
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’ve controlled every branch of government for two years, yet somehow Biden is responsible for their tariffs and the war in Iran they’ve been losing.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we just have health care?
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
October 19th (I finally got the date right), is when early voting starts in Texas and goes until Friday, October 30th. Last day to register is October 5th. Don’t go alone. Go with family, friends, packs, pairs, posses, teammates, flatmates, first mates, frat members and first responders!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not just Netanyahu’s fault anymore. Is the intolerance, hostility to (and against) Arabs and journalists now endemic to the nation of Israel?
middleeasteye.net
As elections loom, Naza controversy strikes at the heart of Israel's crisis
The film exposes dark truths about mainstream Israeli society, from the far right to the supposedly enlightened centre and left
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unconfirmed: Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) said on Sunday that they seized an American submarine drone in the strategic Strait of Hormuz, which Tehran has blockaded in the months-long Middle East war” A Remus 600 AUV
english.alarabiya.net
Iran’s IRGC says seized US underwater drone in Hormuz
Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) said on Sunday that they seized an American submarine drone in the strategic Strait of Hormuz, which Tehran has
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“heck, our negotiators offered to sell them uranium”. Who is playing who here? I think it may be US.
timesofisrael.com
US envoy to UN dismisses latest Iranian ceasefire offer as ‘cynical attempt’
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🌟 Talarico For Texas 🌟
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something is happening in Texas. 👀
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very heavy US military posturing is now underway around Iran, with five KC-135 Stratotankers, two KC-46 Pegasus aerial refueling aircraft and an MQ-4C Triton surveillance drone observed operating near the chokepoint, per flight-tracking data. —GulfNews
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said at the UN Saturday that Moscow is ready to help stabilise the situation in the Strait of Hormuz and the wider Gulf region, as the US-Iran conflict drags on. "Russia, together with other responsible states, stands ready to constructively contribute…” 🤔
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Freudian slip. John Fetterman claims he’s a “lifelong Republican.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok so at this point we *dont* want the strait that we control open
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a very confusing post from the Flat Earth Society. 🥴
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi Jinping: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please please if you live in Texas, want to vote and/or check your status: www.texas.gov/living-in-te...
texas.gov
Texas Voter Registration | Texas.gov
Learn who can vote in Texas, how to check if you're registered, register to vote in Texas, and prepare for voting day.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's already pretty obvious what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember this? Who’s the stupid one now?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
Texas House Republican Jeff Leach: “Paxton needs to get on a debate stage with James Talarico and the people of Texas deserve that conversation"
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy who never stops talking about trans children has thoughts about grown men who seem to be pretty obsessed with trans children
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