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Paradicelost

@paradicelost.bsky.social
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Majored in tequila. Have lived in Austin since 1983. We need the 35% of registered American voters who didn’t vote in 2024 to brave the storm and vote in 2026. I cuss a lot.

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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
According to tanktrackers.com: MINERVA ZEN (9410909) is NOT carrying Russian diesel. She is bringing in UAN (Urea Ammonium Nitrate); which is a liquid form of fertilizer. It is permitted under the otherwise hydrocarbon import ban which USA imposed in March. The importer in Wilmington, NC is EuroChem
Not diesel, but a load of shit nonetheless.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey Miss Natalie, You got some competition girlfriend.
Trump got himself another blonde bobble head.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump is looking more and more like President Taft without the mustache.
Tubby Trumpy needs to knock off the Big Macs and French fries.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From the Chi Phi website today: No comment required.
Cornell 7 belongs to this fine established fraternity of upstanding young men
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s Google Doodle is dedicated to Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt who can’t tell the difference between men’s and women’s basketball. Ironic for the “Show Me” State.
WNBA finals!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For starters, Bill, “From the River to the Sea” now belongs to the Greater Israel Project. As far as “useful idiots” go, try looking in a mirror. Preferably one that isn’t smeared with coke. The project endgame:
The proposed map of the Greater Israel Project, the Israel far-right party’s goal.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Bully Pulpit not polling well at all.
Trump’s polling in NYT.  But he didn’t ban them so that pollin’ keeps a rollin’
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uh oh. Better keep Trump locked in the rubber room for now. The ranking Democrat on the US House Foreign Affairs Committee Gregory Meeks says that he will place a hold on the Trump administration’s proposed sale of 40,000 bombs to Israel worth $2.8bn.
Photo of Rep Meeks statement
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scarecrow and his Circle of Death Eaters.
Senate welcomes Senator Scarecrow back from the dead.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a lot of pooled oil around the site. That has to be remediated first. All the tanks at that site need rebuilding, and MW of power restored. It would quicker to just negotiate a deal with Iran and go back to shipping through the Gulf.
Saudi pooped their pumping station security
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suez Canal is not big enough for oil tankers. Saudi is stuck in the Red Sea. GCC is stuck in the Gulf. But I had a thought. Here’s the map:
Magellan.  When you absolutely positively have to have it in the next 3-5 years.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here’s TrumpaLoser:
I hope American Airlines convention center got their money up front.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just checking out the biggest crowd size in the American Airlines convention center for Trump rally! Oh sorry, that’s a Mavs game.
American Airlines arena packed house for actually popular events.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Qatar is really pissed off about US bases not protecting Qatar.
Bribe Force One & Done
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two-buck Fuck.
Her senior project was “Hand Jobs by Jamey.”
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The ferret is dead! Long live the orangutan!
Because you’re worth it, Trump.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump fondly remembers Dolly Parton
Trump’s white jacket
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Boy the airlines are getting serious about those seat assignments.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why is this man smiling? Because he works for Saudi and Israel.
The non-elected non-official 
son-in-law running is raking in multimillions by screwing every single American citizen.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look at this fucking guy.
JD Vance with Hasidic Rabbis from the Satmar Dynasty.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She was born female and transitioned into Ms Potato Head.
Maria Bartiromo is leaving Fox and moving to Idaho.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ad, ad, ad, directions, ad, ad, ad. LIVE RADIO FEEDS??!! Buh Bye Google Maps.
Ad ad ad, directions, ad ad ad. LIVE RADIO FEEDS??!!  More ads please!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cmon Haley. You can do better than #4!
Haley didn’t sell her soul but she’s willing to rent it.  Closed New Year’s and Day of Atonement.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
August 31, 2026 Eligible children with Trump Accounts will start receiving the $250 Dell gift this week, a spokesperson for the Dell Foundation told CNBC. September 2, 2026 at closing:
Michael Dell and Donald Trump jointly screw America.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“That’s our Hitler!”
Trump speaking on a secure line to the Kremlin.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So I’ve spent an hour telling Chrome it is a bad, bad AI for lying about Lake Ontario. We’ve ageeed on this much:
Lake Ontario borders Canada to the north and the US to the south.  The Canada side is tres chic and doesn’t have insane people in its government.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is what happened today.
Cattle futures slide as Trump manipulates beef market.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remember when they used to wheel Strom Thurman in and out of the Senate while he was pretending to read? Not dissing the man but-come on!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I knew he looked familiar!
“Hush” Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4, Episode 10.  The Gentleman come and cut your heart out while you sleep.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🤔 Trump says US “low-keying it” with Iran as Tehran firm on Hormuz conditions. -via Al Jazeera
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The number of times Israel has violated the “peace deal” since October 10, 2025.
Israel has violated the Gaza “peace deal” 270 days of the 297 days since it was signed
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes, we do have pictures of the vandalism.
Trump driving a motorcade down the reflecting pond
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Proof that the reflecting pond was vandalized! (via Snopes)
Photo of Trump driving his Escalade parade down reflecting pool.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Well we could wait until the primary is over. As far as primary polls, El-Sayed is the front runner. With prices spiking, a forever war on our doorstep, and an increasingly unpopular president, you never really know.
Michigan state primary polling from New York Times.  July 28, 2026.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Eyal Yakoby.
Eyal Yakoby 4/20/2026 post of the 8 women Trump “saved”
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Trump is threatening retribution while sundowning and apparently enjoying the throes of dementia. Is the Secret Service letting Trump hang himself on his personal phone because they’re tired of changing his adult diapers all night long?
Trump threatening retribution in Minnesota
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
His appearance to Goebbels is getting more similar every day:
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh goodie! I made the team!
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Beware Day Seven on your Wicked Official Advent Calendar.
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Not sure how real this is...from Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/flightrada...
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